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You scored 28% latent anger, 32% deeper issues, and 24% closemindedness!
Your answers reveal you to be extremely balanced. If there are problems with you, the are submerged so deeply that this test can't quite discern your true nature. Or perhaps the fact that you excude the "safe pheremone" is an indicator that you really are the "nice person" that your neighbors would never, ever, suspect is keeping a refrigerator full of human body parts.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on latent anger
You scored higher than 99% on deeper issues
You scored higher than 99% on closemindedness
Link: The Are You A Psychotic Date Test written by demongreen on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
I have convinced myself, more or less, that I'm absolutely in love with this guy named Robert. The problem is: I've never talked to him for more than maybe three minutes. In my life. And I've known the guy for about four months now. How do I know I'm in love? Every time I see him, even if it's just for a quick second -- a glance in the hall, seeing him walk across the room, walking by a room where's he's sitting in (yes, this is beginning to sound extremely freaky and crrazy and now everyone thinks I'm a loser/stalker/nerd/etc.) I notice him right away. It's like I can pick him out of a crowd! He's so cute!
I would talk to him more often, honestly! It's just that all those little glimpses I get are pretty much few and far in between, and aside from that I have no idea where he is for the most part. I'll see him one day, and then not him him for the next three weeks. Then I'll catch sight of him walking down the other side of the hall... and not see him for two months.
Each time I do see him, I'm left with this idiotic, huge grin on my face. I'll walk from the front to the back of the ship pretty much floating the entire way, and on a carrier that's an impressive distance. I get these butterflies in my stomach, I feel tingly, I really just want to tackle the guy and confess "I remember the first time I saw you, that one day during GQ, when you walked by and I nearly got whiplash trying to catch your name on your uniform, and then I burned that name into my head so I wouldn't forget, and then I search, I searched! high and low to find out who you are, only to realize that you're in my department! I remember the next time I saw you, we had that minute-long conversation outside the ship store and when you left I almost couldn't breathe for a full minute to compensate. And the one time I found you in the lounge and got you to help me, to stay in there for half a minute longer. Those are all the interactions we've ever had."
Damn it! Why am I such a loser! :)
Rachel and Elena were the only people who knew about him before now, but I've been dropping hints to people who actually know him, asking if he's really a good guy or if I'm wasting my time on an asshole, asking if he's got a girlfriend, asking if they could maybe one day just sort of say, "It's a nice day, we don't have that much work to do, oh, by the way dude, this girl (insert my name here) thinks you're the hottest guy on the ship." I don't know if they have yet. I haven't seen him for more than a few seconds total this month so there's really no ability to look for a reaction.
I really don't know! I think on the one hand, I'm mentally building him up to be this amazing, awesome guy that he can't be just because I've been so disappointed in all the guys I've met so far. If that's the case, then I don't really want this to go beyond distance-infatuation because if I ever do talk to him, it'll end up completely destroying the Prince Charming image I have of him and I'll end up detesting him. Maybe it's better to just have this hope, this dream, until I get out of the navy and look for real love in a real human being who's not a navy jerk.
On the other hand... I do believe in love at first sight.... and.... *dreamy sigh* he is pretty much perfect... *dreamy sigh again*