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[m_m_da_ne]

Sorry. They shrunk in the wash. You all know you wanted to see my ass anyways.

The good news is, I have more pants. The bad news is, I found the password for this among my socks and have the means to apologize uh over the internet.

W/E. Vegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.

Just so certain people are aware: I'm not running in this heat, unless you want to bring back my carcass showered in sparkles