This is not my fault, so don't come near me. Or the me-me because if everyone else has switched then Inui-senpai has switched and I refuse to suffer because of him. Period. Punishment can wait until I can participate and everything is returned to normal. Which should include laps. Please.
EDIT: wait. Inui-senpai, are you allergic to anything? Anything...fizzy and purple, perhaps?
Fix this. Right now. Before buchou kills one of us with laps. And don't walk around being creepy around customers - because, yes, I want my paycheck and you are going to go to work for me plzkthnx. Also if I seem sore, blame the laps.
But yes. Fix this. It needs fixed.
I can't find the fucking doorknobs. And I feel weird. But there are notebooks everywhere and suddenly I am extremely curious and remember most of the physics classes I dropped.
And I am very, very afraid to go to the bathroom holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit.