May 20, 2007 03:29
Graham: I may have a man down.
I'll be back
me: k
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Graham: Well, that was exciting, but it came to a good end.
We found him.
me: ?
Graham: Jerry had gone for break, walking a little funny and had not come back.
me: Oh dear.
Graham: We were worried he might be hurt or heart-attacky, so I scrambled Maintenance (they have carts too) and I to search the plant.
We found him.
me: What was wrong?
Graham: Oh, a not uncommon night shift thing in a steel plant.
In the vernacular of the factory (if you'll forgive the crudeness) "I fell asleep on the shitter."
me: That is the best thing I have heard or will hear today.