Dear Santa Claus: quit making out with my mom.

[m_l_e]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I helped see_no_evil across the street (6 points). In October on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I punched b_t_k_f in the arm (-10 points). In November I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, randalin (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5744 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
m_l_e