The Ode to C. Ronaldo by Chris Cohen

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Hey there Ronaldo,
You play a good game
Beat a defender once and
Go back and beat them again,
You’re laughing when you're running hey, hey

You’re skipping and jumping
With a cheeky wink and smirk
Most other fans wanna give you a thumpin' but you
Mr Ronaldo, Christiano Ronaldo

But then something happened
You made England fans hurt
“I hate Cristiano Ronaldo”
Became the number one google search <- :)


Blamed you for getting Roon' sent off,
They didn’t like your cheating,
Falling down with just a brush it was,
referee's you were deceiving
oh you Mr Ronaldo, Christiano Ronaldo.

But United fans are on your side, and they all sing,
He plays on the left, he plays on the right,
that boy cristiano ronaldo,
makes england look shite, makes england look shite

But now you've cut that from your game,
although your reputation still lives on.
Should have had a pen the other day,
But Rob Styles, he got it wrong,

He must have cast his memory back to all,
those times you went a flying
But I think we can all see now that,
Hey man, at least, you seem to be trying yes
you Mr Ronaldo Christiano Ronaldo