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by limitedbythesky
m_geshmak's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 29% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 06:33:27 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:27:38 PM
Alco Money! : $ 231
Guests of Honour
kichigaimentat is an animated Agnostic. kichigaimentat drank 11 Pilsners, 1 Aftershock.
news_for_you is a pleasant Muslim. news_for_you drank 3 Gins, 1 Hot Toddy.
icywaters is an enthusiastic Atheist. icywaters drank 19 Ciders.
tsukikage85 is a foul Agnostic who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. tsukikage85 drank 12 Stouts.
fox_17 is a damnable Liberal Christian and a borderline alcoholic. fox_17 drank 2 Vodkas.
sr_bean is a dejected Hindu and is a real devotee to the happy juice. sr_bean drank 14 Pilsners, 2 Brandys, 1 Mescal.
yoritomomatai is a vile Fundementalist Christian who never washes their hands after they visit the bathroom - even when they shit on them. yoritomomatai decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
danopie77 is an evil Atheist. danopie77 drank 3 Rums, 3 Mescals.
m_geshmak is a graceful Taoist. m_geshmak drank 1 Vermouth.
gibsnson is a horrid Fundementalist Christian who would sell their soul for one night of passion with Hitler. gibsnson decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
You would have thought kichigaimentat, icywaters would have been civilised enough to keep their stomachs contents exactly there, but no!
Fights
'I only have one belief in life, and that is Sodomy is good for the soul. I want you gibsnson to come and show how its done' whispered danopie77 suggestively. gibsnson was so intimidated that they fainted with shock and lapsed into a year long coma.
Lovers
And the cat is finally out of the bag! tsukikage85 and yoritomomatai have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.
The Drunkest
The hangover remedies are over by the sympathy cards. Thats kinda handy for you icywaters, as you look like you can't walk too well!
Random Events
danopie77 threw darts at the neighbours cat.
icywaters told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in fox_17's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. fox_17
quickly called the police. icywaters is now behind bars.
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