Airborne Leads the Way
Now, There's a Headline You Don't See Every Day, Vern
This morning's front page headline in the local paper reads:
Man Struck by Airborne Deer
This is not your ordinary, everyday headline; that's for sure, and I feel sorry for the fellow now in the ECU; but I cannot shake the image of a deer with the Screaming Eagle on his shoulder leaping from a plane and shouting "Geronimo" as he opens his 'chute.
This being Pennsylvania, of course, the story made sure to mention that it was a six-point buck.
www.pennlive.com/expresstimes/pdf/tuesday_pa.pdf
This morning's front page headline in the local paper reads:
Man Struck by Airborne Deer
This is not your ordinary, everyday headline; that's for sure, and I feel sorry for the fellow now in the ECU; but I cannot shake the image of a deer with the Screaming Eagle on his shoulder leaping from a plane and shouting "Geronimo" as he opens his 'chute.
This being Pennsylvania, of course, the story made sure to mention that it was a six-point buck.
www.pennlive.com/expresstimes/pdf/tuesday_pa.pdf