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i have pink eye.
last night when i got home from the movie i thought that my contact was freaking out so i took it out but my eye was still weird. then i noticed that it was puffier than the other one. i woke up this morning with my right eye glued shut with the puss and shit that was making its way out of my eye and consequently forcing my eyelashes to stick together. i told my mom and then she made an appointment with the doctor.
marge: meghan we have 40 minutes till we have to leave for the dr.
me: ok.
(i then proceed to brush my teeth and put on a bra but keep on the spring awakening shirt i wore to bed and pajama pants)
marge: ok are you ready?
me: yeah let's go
marge: YOURE STILL IN YOUR PAJAMAS?!
me: um.... yeah.. what's your problem?
marge: YOU CANT WEAR PAJAMAS TO THE DR!!
me: why not? and why are you freaking out this is not a big deal at all
marge: you look rediculous! and you should change right away!
me: no i dont and im not changing to go to the drs. im sick and why would i get dressed when im going to lay around the house today
marge: what?! i thought after the dr we would go to the mall and buy more college stuff.
me: mom. i have an extremely contagious disease making its way with my eye. i feel disgusting. what makes you think that i would want to contaminate the world?
awesome day. and YES pink eye does stem from fecal matter. OK?!
last night when i got home from the movie i thought that my contact was freaking out so i took it out but my eye was still weird. then i noticed that it was puffier than the other one. i woke up this morning with my right eye glued shut with the puss and shit that was making its way out of my eye and consequently forcing my eyelashes to stick together. i told my mom and then she made an appointment with the doctor.
marge: meghan we have 40 minutes till we have to leave for the dr.
me: ok.
(i then proceed to brush my teeth and put on a bra but keep on the spring awakening shirt i wore to bed and pajama pants)
marge: ok are you ready?
me: yeah let's go
marge: YOURE STILL IN YOUR PAJAMAS?!
me: um.... yeah.. what's your problem?
marge: YOU CANT WEAR PAJAMAS TO THE DR!!
me: why not? and why are you freaking out this is not a big deal at all
marge: you look rediculous! and you should change right away!
me: no i dont and im not changing to go to the drs. im sick and why would i get dressed when im going to lay around the house today
marge: what?! i thought after the dr we would go to the mall and buy more college stuff.
me: mom. i have an extremely contagious disease making its way with my eye. i feel disgusting. what makes you think that i would want to contaminate the world?
awesome day. and YES pink eye does stem from fecal matter. OK?!