May 26, 2004 13:57
Out of all of my graduation cards I've gotten so far, I think this one ranks as one of my favorites..
TOP TEN REASONS TO GRADUATE
10. Peer Pressure. Everybody else is doing it.
9. The food in the cafeteria probably isn't going to get any better.
9. Two words: new reputation.
7. It's not everyday you get to wear a gown.
6. It's a legitimate reason to party.
5. Any more studying and you're likely to experience a "mind melt."
4. Like the song says, "No more pencils, no more books..."
3. If you don't, you'll always be known as "The Stupid One."
2. Tassel + rearview mirror = COOL.
And the number one reason to graduate..
1. Sometimes you receive cards that have money in them. Congratulation$!
(Included, a nice check of course!)
I should definitely do this every year.