The Corruption of Ethan Zamora

[m_benitez]

A/N: Written after several years of putting this off. So Cierratweek and I have been amused time and again by the antics of Ethan Zamora. But such a horrible character must have had his origins, right? Here they are. Possibly a one-shot unless anyone wants to know what else Ethan is capable of

The Corruption of Ethan Zamora

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[cierratweek]

Oh Ethan...he is SUCH a douche bag. We need Kale in this mix, to give him what for.

[m_benitez]

If it's possible to send Kale back in time to the year 2007, then by all means! :D

[cierratweek]

Hahahahahahahaha! Let's do it! XD

[m_benitez]

Ethan would probably get the shock of his life to have a tattooed snarky blond walking up to him, calling him out on his past and future misdeeds.

[cierratweek]

Kale would have so much fun with that. Then he'd try to make out with him, LOL.

[m_benitez]

Yes, he'd make out with Ethan preferably in a fire exit or in an elevator...and conveniently forget the CCTV camera stuck in a corner. Then Kale would disappear, leaving Ethan to explain himself to the discipline officers roaming the campus.

[cierratweek]

Oh my lord, that is EXACTLY what would happen. That would be so funny. Poor Ethan wouldn't be able to do anything about it, that prick! Ha!

[m_benitez]

Yes, and Ida and the rest of her pals will have to put up with Ethan moaning about the blemish now on his discipline record (not good since Ethan was also on scholarship in his uni days).

[cierratweek]

Do you think Ethan would even talk about it? Then again, he'd probably make up so retarded excuse like he was raped or something.

[m_benitez]

He'd vent off to someone, or be in such a foul mood that everyone would know about it. And yes, the excuses would start piling up.

[cierratweek]

Oh yeah I could see that. Then people would finally assume "you totally made out with a dude, didn't you?" LOL

[m_benitez]

It would take some time to guess.

Then someone (maybe Ethan's jerk classmate Rick) would ask. "Did you like it?"

[cierratweek]

Ahahahahahahahahaaa! Ethan would be at a loss for words. It would take him a moment to say "Pfft, no!"

[m_benitez]

By which time he'd be sweating like a pig and maybe turning a little red. Then the jig would be up.

[cierratweek]

Oh Ethan...maybe that's why he didn't like Kale when he met him. He recognized him from his past, and Kale's time travel excursions!! Ahahahaha ahhh Ethan is my favorite.

[m_benitez]

Maybe. But then again Ethan has always been a homophobic, myopic ass. Who fortunately did not know that some of his girl classmates were bisexual, and that there was at least one metrosexual man in class.