It's over - players, jugadores, HMSS, the Batmen
IT'S OVER - Players, jugadores, HMSS, the Batmen
Who actually are playing for Valencia? Well, here can you find a list of players season 08/09. But that’s not as cool as if I introduce the players for you.
C’mon!
(Click on the players nickname to open a pic of him. Quotes are from vcf_fangirls or ontd_football, from Valencianistas anyway. :))
Renan (Rennie) - our goalie who got injured in January and was missing the rest of the season. He has done some awesome saves and just being a great part of the team.
(“Nice eyes, Rennie.”)
Guaita (well, he's just Guaita) - he hasn’t been too much available. Just in some games like Uefa Cup instead of Renan. But we still luuuv him, right?
Cesar (Ave Cesar!) - the new member of the team. He came after the Christmas break to play for us. Gorgeous saves and many happy trainings with him too.
(“20 years old Cesar is my new fantasy. (or not)”)
Curro Torres (Curro) - not playing too much. :’( Hoping for more time on the pitch for him!
(“CALLING HIM CURRO IS MORE FUN”)
Marchena (Marchenator) - aggressive? What? *shakes head* March is just too awesome. He can be really aggravated on the pitch but he’s still cute and a good player. Hahah. We love u March!
(“and have wild, passionate sex with Marchena every now and then?”)
Albiol (Albigol) - our goal-scorer<3 FOR THE OPPOSITE TEAM FFS. No, let’s not make fun of Albigooooool, he has done some impressing work on the pitch too.
(“He really has a gorgeous stare and his big smile makes me want to hug him.”)
Alexis (Faramir) - Alexis/Silva is one of our fav couples, aww. Yep, Alexis is slashy and makes every fangirl crazy for his hair. ;)
(“Way to shake your culo Alexis!”)
Moretti (OG) - the Italian-guy, you know? One of our defenders who hasn’t always been in the opening, but he is quite good still.
(“I'm sure OG could become a Master of the Puppy Eyes if he practices it.”)
Del Horno (Del Horny) - no, he isn’t horny at all, just a normal defender who hasn’t got too much fangirls yet. Will you be one?
(“THIS IS ASIER DEL HORNO, HIS NAME SOUNDS KINKY AND I LOVE IT!”)
Carleto (just Carleto) - a young boy who is always happy when training and playing. I think Carleto might be something big in the future!
(“Carleto is such a kid in that video!”)
Miguel (Miggy) - Portugese defender. Weird passes. But still a great guy!
(“I didn't know he had so many tatoos.”)
Edu (no nickname) - Centrocampista from Brazil. You know, plays the middlefield and has scored some goals, yayayay!
(“brazilian class indeed ♥”)
Silva (BB Theelba) - this is something you can’t get enough of. Silva-love<3 The tiny middlefielder/striker made such an impact in Euro08, you can’t really forget him. We all love him and he loves us (and Villa. And Alexis)!
(“Holy hell, Silva, stop looking so sexy.”)
Joaquín (Whackeen) - Squirrel! You decide the best nickname for this crazy, happy, right wing of VCF.
(“insane - Joaquín's shoes match the colour of that bike !”)
Albelda (Senor Cojones) - Oh, mister Cojones, hellooo. :-P Yep, Albelda is our old player, a middlefielder. Nice work there, bb.
(“Angry!Albelda is hot”)
Maduro (Maduro Obama) - middlefielder guy here. Maduro Obama, yayay!
(“David Villa has talked: it's gonna be Maduro Obama.”)
Fernandes (just Fernandes, unless you have a nickname) - just a normal player for the team. With funny haircuts. :-D
(“lol fernandes, valencia has enough problems without you adding your outfit to the lot.”)
Baraja (El Pipo) - Baraka! He’s an old player but still great. Many nice passes and some goals this season too. We’ll never forget the goal against Real Madrid! OMG!
(“Aww, I love Pipo...”)
Vicente (Mr. Short Shorts) - Chenteee! Mr. Short Shorts. Whatever you call him, he is one big sex beast of this team!
(“Hi, my name is Vicente and I entertain myself getting a mouthful of water like I was 5 because I have nothing better to do while I spend 82 min sitting on the bench...”)
Pablo (Pablito) - Pablo is a cute middlefielder who stepped up in the end of the season. Great goals babe! I’ll never forget the one against Barcelona in April. :)
(“and pablo just looks like a vampire sometimes.”)
Viana (well, no nickname) - he hasn’t got too much fangirls, but those who are fangirling him, are doing it like for real! Hooray for all the Viana fangirls & him! :)
Angulo (Angulo is his name) - mm, I don’t have too much to say about him, I’m sorry. Anyway, he’s a striker and a bench-warmer.
(“YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT, HE'S AN ANGEL, YOU DON'T EVEN COMPARE”)
Morientes (MoriMori) - Our oldie-but-goldie-striker. The one who saves cats instead of training. Meoooow!
(”Seing all those pictures I realised he has been handsome always!”)
Mata (Matador) - I don’t think he needs to be introduced. A little boy from Asturias, fuckin’ amazing goals and nice skills!
(“I think Mata wears blue shirts to make his eyes look more blue.”)
Michel (just Michel) - tiny little sweet striker from the youth club. Everyone has a huge crush on Michel and his eyelashes. Do you have?
(“Oh I wouldn't mind jumping on the scooter behind Michel and going to the beach!”)
Villa (Dahveed, Senor Bitchface, Veeyah) - If you haven’t heard the name “David Villa” before… so… WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? GET OUT! No introducing. Beast. Top scorer. Awesome. Sexy. What more…?
YOU BETTER LOVE THIS MAN, OKAY!?
(“Damn he is working the camera. Eye raping us all, dirty fucker.”)
+ OH, of course we can't forget out s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g coach, Unai Emery! Respect, plz!
("Our coach can be quite classy and fierce.")
So. There were the players.
Something to say?
I think you don't have.
You're just staring.
Your mouth is hanging open.
It's dropped to the floor.
Because...
...
...
...
...
...
THIS IS THE HOTTEST TEAM EVER ON THIS PLANET!
DONNUT TRY TO DENY IT, IT'S A GODDAMN FACT!
Who actually are playing for Valencia? Well, here can you find a list of players season 08/09. But that’s not as cool as if I introduce the players for you.
C’mon!
(Click on the players nickname to open a pic of him. Quotes are from vcf_fangirls or ontd_football, from Valencianistas anyway. :))
Renan (Rennie) - our goalie who got injured in January and was missing the rest of the season. He has done some awesome saves and just being a great part of the team.
(“Nice eyes, Rennie.”)
Guaita (well, he's just Guaita) - he hasn’t been too much available. Just in some games like Uefa Cup instead of Renan. But we still luuuv him, right?
Cesar (Ave Cesar!) - the new member of the team. He came after the Christmas break to play for us. Gorgeous saves and many happy trainings with him too.
(“20 years old Cesar is my new fantasy. (or not)”)
Curro Torres (Curro) - not playing too much. :’( Hoping for more time on the pitch for him!
(“CALLING HIM CURRO IS MORE FUN”)
Marchena (Marchenator) - aggressive? What? *shakes head* March is just too awesome. He can be really aggravated on the pitch but he’s still cute and a good player. Hahah. We love u March!
(“and have wild, passionate sex with Marchena every now and then?”)
Albiol (Albigol) - our goal-scorer<3 FOR THE OPPOSITE TEAM FFS. No, let’s not make fun of Albigooooool, he has done some impressing work on the pitch too.
(“He really has a gorgeous stare and his big smile makes me want to hug him.”)
Alexis (Faramir) - Alexis/Silva is one of our fav couples, aww. Yep, Alexis is slashy and makes every fangirl crazy for his hair. ;)
(“Way to shake your culo Alexis!”)
Moretti (OG) - the Italian-guy, you know? One of our defenders who hasn’t always been in the opening, but he is quite good still.
(“I'm sure OG could become a Master of the Puppy Eyes if he practices it.”)
Del Horno (Del Horny) - no, he isn’t horny at all, just a normal defender who hasn’t got too much fangirls yet. Will you be one?
(“THIS IS ASIER DEL HORNO, HIS NAME SOUNDS KINKY AND I LOVE IT!”)
Carleto (just Carleto) - a young boy who is always happy when training and playing. I think Carleto might be something big in the future!
(“Carleto is such a kid in that video!”)
Miguel (Miggy) - Portugese defender. Weird passes. But still a great guy!
(“I didn't know he had so many tatoos.”)
Edu (no nickname) - Centrocampista from Brazil. You know, plays the middlefield and has scored some goals, yayayay!
(“brazilian class indeed ♥”)
Silva (BB Theelba) - this is something you can’t get enough of. Silva-love<3 The tiny middlefielder/striker made such an impact in Euro08, you can’t really forget him. We all love him and he loves us (and Villa. And Alexis)!
(“Holy hell, Silva, stop looking so sexy.”)
Joaquín (Whackeen) - Squirrel! You decide the best nickname for this crazy, happy, right wing of VCF.
(“insane - Joaquín's shoes match the colour of that bike !”)
Albelda (Senor Cojones) - Oh, mister Cojones, hellooo. :-P Yep, Albelda is our old player, a middlefielder. Nice work there, bb.
(“Angry!Albelda is hot”)
Maduro (Maduro Obama) - middlefielder guy here. Maduro Obama, yayay!
(“David Villa has talked: it's gonna be Maduro Obama.”)
Fernandes (just Fernandes, unless you have a nickname) - just a normal player for the team. With funny haircuts. :-D
(“lol fernandes, valencia has enough problems without you adding your outfit to the lot.”)
Baraja (El Pipo) - Baraka! He’s an old player but still great. Many nice passes and some goals this season too. We’ll never forget the goal against Real Madrid! OMG!
(“Aww, I love Pipo...”)
Vicente (Mr. Short Shorts) - Chenteee! Mr. Short Shorts. Whatever you call him, he is one big sex beast of this team!
(“Hi, my name is Vicente and I entertain myself getting a mouthful of water like I was 5 because I have nothing better to do while I spend 82 min sitting on the bench...”)
Pablo (Pablito) - Pablo is a cute middlefielder who stepped up in the end of the season. Great goals babe! I’ll never forget the one against Barcelona in April. :)
(“and pablo just looks like a vampire sometimes.”)
Viana (well, no nickname) - he hasn’t got too much fangirls, but those who are fangirling him, are doing it like for real! Hooray for all the Viana fangirls & him! :)
Angulo (Angulo is his name) - mm, I don’t have too much to say about him, I’m sorry. Anyway, he’s a striker and a bench-warmer.
(“YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT, HE'S AN ANGEL, YOU DON'T EVEN COMPARE”)
Morientes (MoriMori) - Our oldie-but-goldie-striker. The one who saves cats instead of training. Meoooow!
(”Seing all those pictures I realised he has been handsome always!”)
Mata (Matador) - I don’t think he needs to be introduced. A little boy from Asturias, fuckin’ amazing goals and nice skills!
(“I think Mata wears blue shirts to make his eyes look more blue.”)
Michel (just Michel) - tiny little sweet striker from the youth club. Everyone has a huge crush on Michel and his eyelashes. Do you have?
(“Oh I wouldn't mind jumping on the scooter behind Michel and going to the beach!”)
Villa (Dahveed, Senor Bitchface, Veeyah) - If you haven’t heard the name “David Villa” before… so… WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? GET OUT! No introducing. Beast. Top scorer. Awesome. Sexy. What more…?
YOU BETTER LOVE THIS MAN, OKAY!?
(“Damn he is working the camera. Eye raping us all, dirty fucker.”)
+ OH, of course we can't forget out s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g coach, Unai Emery! Respect, plz!
("Our coach can be quite classy and fierce.")
So. There were the players.
Something to say?
I think you don't have.
You're just staring.
Your mouth is hanging open.
It's dropped to the floor.
Because...
...
...
...
...
...
THIS IS THE HOTTEST TEAM EVER ON THIS PLANET!
DONNUT TRY TO DENY IT, IT'S A GODDAMN FACT!