VALOR DISGAEA HUZZAH
Valor's back in delicious new DISGAEA FLAVOR. I bought a new die for it! \o/ It served me pretty well! Characters:
Alcor, obligatory imperious Overlord candidate. Uses swords and wind punching. He's good at turning around tricky situations and bad at idioms.
Arcturus, obligatory non-demonic fish out of water. Uses laser powers and guns (as a melee weapon). He's good at flying spaceships and bad at flying spaceships that are on fire.
Mimiosa, obligatory jerkass female sidekick. Uses refraction magic. What, no. No physical weapons. She could break a nail, you fool. She is good at hurting things and bad at subtle romantic overtures.
Thuban, obligatory whimsical minion! He's a dragon. He's good at Dragon-Style Kung Fu and bad at strategic withdrawal.
I was sketching Arc for fun during the session so I decided to throw in a flaming spaceship and turn it into a title page. I can't draw spaceships. I can, however, draw a very nice sick dolphin apparently.
(14) GM > Arc come back
10:14 ** Arcturusさんが入室しました **
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(14) GM > Thanks for coming back
(14) GM > So once we have a grid we are good to go
(6) Mimosa > I don't really care about anyone buy Alcor, so who's Arcturus and Thuban~?
(6) Mimosa > *but
(14) GM > Arc will be introduced in this session
(14) GM > Thuban is a dragon, yes?
(13) Thuban > Yup.
(14) GM > ARE WE READY
(10) Arcturus > 1x16
(10) Arcturus > *11
(11) Alcor > Yeah.
(6) Mimosa > Ready~
(14) GM > OKAY
(14) GM > When our story begins,
(14) GM > Alcor is in the throneroom, and Mimosa and Thuban are elsewhere, either together or separately.
(14) GM > What are you up to?
10:18 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa is lazing about, sipping an nondescript drink
(14) GM > (OOC Notes: I will be using the HONOR SYSTEM for dice)
(14) GM > (So find some kind of d10 generator)
(14) GM > (And don't be a dick!)
(14) GM > (Or I will TURN THIS PCHAT AROUND)
(6) Mimosa > (http://www.penpaperpixel.org/tools/d20dicebag.htm)
(11) Alcor > Alcor is biding his time. The plan is that everybody should be headed here to kill each other over the throne, so he should be able to take them down fastest this way.
(10) Arcturus > (*fetches a D10*)
(14) GM > Thuban?
(13) Thuban > Thuban is taking a nap.
(14) GM > Okay!
(14) GM > In other words, all is normal in Alcor's domain.
(14) GM > Right up until a Prinny bursts into Alcor's throneroom!
(14) GM > Prinny: "It's terrible, dood! We're under attack by a huge--"
(14) GM > (Arc, make your intro)
(10) Arcturus > The end of the Prinny's sentence would have been "flaming spaceship".
(10) Arcturus > Unfortunately, it is interrupted by a flaming spaceship, which bursts into the throne room, violently removing the outer wall.
(11) Alcor > Alcor: "What the heaven?"
(10) Arcturus > It may or may not have also removed the Prinny.
(14) GM > (Alcor and Arc, place yourselves on the grid!)
(14) GM > The Prinny is downed for the count.
(11) Alcor > (Red!)
(10) Arcturus > (Want the ship there for terrain purposes?)
(14) GM > (Sure!)
(10) Arcturus > (damn phone)\
(13) Thuban > (Token reminder to mask black goes here)
(14) GM > Arc!
(11) Alcor > (Someone tell me how to do that again!)
(14) GM > Your spaceship seems to have crashed!
(14) GM > What will you do?
(10) Arcturus > The top opens up to reveal a dashing young man with swooshy hair and lots of smoke.
(10) Arcturus > "...Wow. That did a lot of damage..."
(10) Arcturus > "Uh..."
(13) Thuban > (Make sure you have black selected as your color and then click one of the boxes handily labeled "Mask" towards the bottom of the left column.)
(10) Arcturus > "I'm really sorry about that, the fuselage caught fire and it spread to the hyperpropulsion systems..."
(14) GM > (Also as a general rule, I will request that dark blue not be taken as a token color!)
(14) GM > (Because, you know.)
(14) GM > (Prinnies.)
(11) Alcor > "You're sorry. Okay. That's. That about covers this."
(10) Arcturus > "Except you're the enemy so maybe I shouldn't be apologizing..."
(10) Arcturus > "...I think."
(11) Alcor > "It's only an entire wall."
(11) Alcor > "...Oh, and a dead Prinny."
(10) Arcturus > "I. I can fix that. Probably..."
(10) Arcturus > "Are you the Overlord?"
(10) Arcturus > "I thought you'd be bigger..."
(10) Arcturus > "But this is the throne room and all..."
(11) Alcor > "You crash a spaceship into my house and you don't know who I am?"
(10) Arcturus > "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's not like I had any sort of image to go on!"
(11) Alcor > "Well, fine. You're addressing Demon Lord Alcor! Conveniently enough, I'm in the running to be the next Overlord."
(11) Alcor > "So what are you, some kind of hero?"
(10) Arcturus > "Something like that..."
(10) Arcturus > "Uh..."
(10) Arcturus > "I mean, yes!"
(10) Arcturus > "Yes, I am a hero!"
(10) Arcturus > "Now, prepare to answer for your crimes against [INSERT HOMEWORLD HERE], demon!"
(14) GM > (Arc and Alcor, roll initiative! That's Dex + d10 now.)
(14) GM > (I'll get everyone else involved soon, but for now, it's just the two of you.)
(11) Alcor > "...Good thing you've got plenty of conviction. Too bad I'll have to kill you."
(10) Arcturus > (11)
(11) Alcor > (10)
(14) GM > Arc!
(14) GM > You're up.
(10) Arcturus > "W-was that sarcasm? I can't tell..."
(10) Arcturus > "Either way, I won't be the one that falls on this battlefield!"
(11) Alcor > "Bring it on! Against a stuttering greenhorn like you, this'll be like strangling fish in a barrel!"
(14) GM > Does Alcor's mansion have any sort of alarm system?
(11) Alcor > (Nah, but the crash was loud enough to serve as one probably.)
(14) GM > All right.
(14) GM > Mimosa, Thuban!
(14) GM > You are awakened from your lounging reveries by the sound of an exploding, flaming space
ship.
(10) Arcturus > He does some fiddling with the opaque eyepiece he happens to be wearing. Opposed Int roll for Size Up GO!
(10) Arcturus > "I don't think you strangle fish..."
(10) Arcturus > "Isn't it shooting fish in a barrel?"
(11) Alcor > "Nonsense."
(10) Arcturus > (12)
(11) Alcor > (Opposed means I roll too, right? 8.)
(14) GM > Success!
(14) GM > Alcor, reveal whatever numbers Size Up gives.
(14) GM > I forget exactly.
(14) GM > Arc?
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa growls, as the explosion caused her to spill a drop of her drink. "If this isn't an emergency, someone is going to be immolated..." She floats over towards the source of the explosion.
(10) Arcturus > (HP, ST, secondary attributes, and flaws)
(11) Alcor > (210, 30, Muscle: 6 Dexterity: 3 Aura: 2 Intuition: 4 Resolve: 3, Uncontrolled Aura, and I Don't Fight Women which isn't relevant just yet so the name can speak for itself.)
(14) GM > That should leave Arc with a Move and a Medium action left
(11) Alcor > "I suddenly feel violated. Like you just learned some deep, dark secrets of mine..."
(10) Arcturus > "I. I didn't mean to violate you..."
(10) Arcturus > "Wait wait that sounded bad."
(14) GM > (+1 Valor to Arc and Alcor for epic banter)
(10) Arcturus > "Forget I said it."
(11) Alcor > "Damn, you're freaking dumb."
(10) Arcturus > "H-hey, according to my readings, I'm smarter than you!"
(14) GM > (Let's hurry this turn along a bit)
(13) Thuban > Thuban awakens with a beastly yawn and mumbles something about how he didn't expect this so soon while he stretches. He then takes to the air and flies in the direction of the explosion.
(10) Arcturus > "And whatsmore, we're almost equals in overall stats!"
(10) Arcturus > He takes a few running steps forward
(11) Alcor > "Shut the hell up and attack me."
(10) Arcturus > "I have at least a fifty-fifty chance of ending you here-"
(10) Arcturus > "All right, all right, fine!"
(10) Arcturus > "It wouldn't kill you to be a little more patient!"
(11) Alcor > "Aren't you TRYING to kill me?"
(10) Arcturus > "I'm getting to that!"
(10) Arcturus > He draws a nasty-looking laser pistol and fires dead on.
(10) Arcturus > And misses.
(10) Arcturus > By miles.
(10) Arcturus > "...Still offline."
(11) Alcor > "..."
(10) Arcturus > "Sorry, this should work..."
(10) Arcturus > He flips back his eyepiece, revealing an unnatural glowing red eye.
(10) Arcturus > The eye fires a much more accurate laser blast.
(10) Arcturus > (14)
(14) GM > (What stat?)
(10) Arcturus > (sorry. Int.)
(14) GM > Alcor! Defend!
(11) Alcor > (13.)
(14) GM > Hit!
(14) GM > damage?
(10) Arcturus > (48)
(14) GM > Alcor takes 48 damage minus his Resistance, and then it is his turn!
(11) Alcor > "Daughter of a bastard... ow..."
(11) Alcor > "Well, we can both play that game!" He takes a step back to line up his area of effect.
(11) Alcor > (...Hold on, dammit, I screwed up with Masking.)
(11) Alcor > (...It... won't let me draw at all for some reason.)
(14) GM > What's your mask set to?
(11) Alcor > (Off, now. It's just being weird.)
(11) Alcor > (GOT IT)
(14) GM > There you go.
(11) Alcor > (Got... erasing, but not drawing. I'm sorry, fuck.)
(14) GM > Both masks are off?
(11) Alcor > (Yeah.)
(14) GM > Pen size is a decent value?
(6) Mimosa > (did you turn off the eraser?)
(14) GM > pen color is red?
(14) GM > Eraser is off?
(11) Alcor > (Yes and yes.)
(11) Alcor > (And yes.)
(14) GM > Try, uh.
(14) GM > Leaving and coming back in.
10:56 ** (11) Alcorさんが退室しました **
10:57 ** Alcorさんが入室しました **
(8) Alcor > (AHEM there.)
(14) GM > Okay!
(14) GM > Do go on.
(8) Alcor > ANYWAY
(8) Alcor > Alcor punches... nothing.
(8) Alcor > And yet an invisible, fist-shaped wave of air is now flying at Arc's jaw.
(8) Alcor > (12, Int)
(10) Arcturus > (11)
(14) GM > Ker-hit!
(10) Arcturus > Arc gets decked but good.
(8) Alcor > (39 damage.)
(14) GM > And with the returned slug, the two fighters seem about even...
(14) GM > ...then the round ends, and they both get +1 Valor, followed by several events!
(10) Arcturus > "N-not bad..."
(14) GM > First, Mimosa and Thuban arrive!
(14) GM > Place yourselves on the right side of the field, wherever you'd like.
(8) Alcor > "Thuban! Brat! What the hell took you guys?"
(10) Arcturus > "I might actually be able to win this-!"
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa: "That's no way to talk to your bride-to-be!"
(10) Arcturus > "R-reinforcements?!"
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa: "Alcor, you should be overjoyed to see me, now do that welcome over. I'll wait."
(13) Thuban > "Sorry, boss. But there wasn't any appointment so how was I supposed to know we were gonna be attacked?"
(10) Arcturus > "...W-what? I was supposed to make an appoinment?"
(8) Alcor > "If I weren't in desperate need of non-Prinny help, Mimosa, I'd put you in a dumpster and walk away."
(14) GM > Speaking of which!
(8) Alcor > "Oh, and weld the dumpster shut."
(10) Arcturus > (*appointment)
(14) GM > Something else happens now.
(8) Alcor > "Forgot that part.
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa: "Oh, you're so cute when you pretend to be mean to me~!"
(14) GM > Three Prinnies bust in from the other direction.
(14) GM > Prinny: "Is this a bad time, dood?"
(8) Alcor > "Yes. Yes it is."
(14) GM > Prinny: "Great! Listen: We quit, dood!"
(10) Arcturus > "More of them?"
(6) Mimosa > "Quit? Can Prinnies even do that?"
(8) Alcor > "..."
(8) Alcor > "WHAT?"
(8) Alcor > "Why?"
(14) GM > Prinny: "We heard about this great thing called 'equal rights,' so we're gonna quit and try to make it on our own in the world!"
(14) GM > Prinny: "But first, dood, we're gonna defeat you!"
(8) Alcor > "Rights? Prinnies don't have rights!"
(10) Arcturus > "Um..."
(6) Mimosa > "Oooohohoho~! You Prinnies are always a riot!"
(10) Arcturus > "If we're talking about rights..."
(13) Thuban > Thuban cracks up.
(10) Arcturus > "Can you leave the Demon Lord to me?"
(8) Alcor > "What are you, retarded or something? It's a thousand years too late for a Prinny to defeat me!"
(14) GM > Prinny: "Don't underestimate Prinny ingenuity, dood! We've been pooling our lunch money for weeks, so we could get..."
(10) Arcturus > "I kind of have a personal vendetta going on here..."
(14) GM > Prinny: "A mercenary, dood!"
(8) Alcor > "Oh, great, one mercenary. It's not like I'm a friggin' Demon Lord or anything, you numbskulls."
(14) GM > Prinny: "Bob's Mercenary Shack said he was definitely at Demon Lord level, so you should be shaking in fear!
(14) GM > "
(14) GM > (Battle is now THREE SIDED! Mimosa and Thuban, roll initiative!)
(13) Thuban > (10)
(14) GM > (That's 1d10 + Dex.)
(8) Alcor > "Mimosa, Thuban. I'm dealing with this robot hero guy."
(6) Mimosa > (11)
(10) Arcturus > "Demon Lord isn't really a level..."
(8) Alcor > "Kill them," he says, gesturing at the Prinnies and their mercenary.
(10) Arcturus > "I think it's more of a class..."
(14) GM > Thuban, Alcor, what are your Dex?
(6) Mimosa > "Hm? Oh, I didn't even notice him."
(6) Mimosa > (3)
(8) Alcor > (3)
(13) Thuban > (2)
(14) GM > All right, round 2!
(14) GM > Arc, you're up
(10) Arcturus > "I guess it's just back to us two, then..."
(10) Arcturus > "I shouldn't rely on my Occulaser, though. I'm going to try something else, if that's okay with you..."
(10) Arcturus > "...Or, well, even if it isn't."
(10) Arcturus > "Since this is a battle to the death and all..."
(8) Alcor > "I was about to say, why the hell are you asking your enemy's permission?"
(10) Arcturus > Three more steps forward...
(10) Arcturus > "I'm sorry, I'm new at this hero thing, all right?"
(14) GM > The mecenary, btw, is a male warrior.
(14) GM > So I guess he looks kind of like Alcor.
(10) Arcturus > Arc spins his blaster around, grabbing it by the barrel...
(10) Arcturus > Then attempts to crack Alcor over the head with it.
(10) Arcturus > (Muscle, 10)
(8) Alcor > (12!)
(14) GM > Alcor blocks the pistol whip!
(14) GM > And is next!
(6) Mimosa > "Alcor, sweetie, why don't you introduce your guest?"
(10) Arcturus > (Arc spend his Fast move reloading, by the way)
(10) Arcturus > *spent
11:13 ** BFさんが入室しました **
(8) Alcor > "Hell if I know his name," Alcor says, while pulling a sword out and slashing said guest. (16 Muscle, phew.)
(10) Arcturus > (8 my dice have turned on me)
(14) GM > Almost a crit!
(8) Alcor > (38 damage.)
(14) GM > Next up is Thuban!
(10) Arcturus > "ARRRGH that really hurt"
(10) Arcturus > "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, didn't I?"
(6) Mimosa > "Of course! My Alcor is going to be the next Overlord!"
(8) Alcor > "Of course! I'm going to be the ne--shut up Mimosa!"
(10) Arcturus > "My name's Arcturus."
(10) Arcturus > "Nice to meet you..."
(8) Alcor > "I don't really care. You might want to give up now."
(8) Alcor > "I don't want to get cyborg guts all over my floor!"
(10) Arcturus > "After I went through all that trouble?"
(10) Arcturus > "I'll try not to mess up your floor, but I'm not going back without your head mounted on my ship!"
(14) GM > (Thuban doing anything else?)
(10) Arcturus > "...Not literally, though... That would be kind of gross."
(8) Alcor > "I don't think you can figuratively mount someone's head on your ship."
(13) Thuban > Thuban flies forward four spaces and bellows at the mercenary to Provoke him. (Oh hey
message turned out too long.)
(14) GM > Roll resolve!
(13) Thuban > "HEY, MERCENARY, DID BOB HAPPEN TO MENTION YOUR INCONTINENCE ON YOUR RESU
ME?" (11, resolve)
(10) Arcturus > "I'm pretty sure you can..."
(14) GM > (11, tie goes to the attacker, +1 Valor for Thuban for taunt)
(14) GM > Mercenary: "As a matter of fact, he DIDN'T!"
(14) GM > Mercenary provoked, anything else?
(10) Arcturus > "It's like figuratively having your head on a platter, isn't it?"
(10) Arcturus > "Just... on a ship."
(10) Arcturus > "And implied to be a trophy of victory..."
(13) Thuban > (That's the end of my turn, yeah.)
(10) Arcturus > "...Rather than just the result of a professional dispute or similar..."
(8) Alcor > "First of all, it's having someone's head in a bowl. Secondly, that's usually literal too."
(14) GM > Prinny 2: "Psst... who's the human, dood?"
(8) Alcor > "You can hand someone something in a bowl because you made it really easy for them..."
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "Who knows, dood? Just attack everyone!"
(6) Mimosa > "But a head on a platter would be a much better presentation."
(14) GM > The Prinnies advance!
(8) Alcor > "But if your boss demands some guy's head in a bowl, you actually go get a bowl."
(10) Arcturus > "I guess that would make more sense..."
(8) Alcor > "I always do anyway."
(8) Alcor > "...Why the hell are we having this conversation?"
(10) Arcturus > "Unless you had an indented platter..."
(14) GM > They don't double move, since they're lazy.
(14) GM > The Mercenary, on the other hand, is angry! So he uses his Standard to move farther.
(6) Mimosa > "Oh, that's an excellent point! An indented platter would be very good!"
(14) GM > And the enemies are done.
(10) Arcturus > "Well, since we need to wait for everyone to take their turns..."
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(10) Arcturus > "It's better than just standing around not doing anything..."
(10) Arcturus > "I mean, I talk too much anyway..."
(8) Alcor > "Yeah, I think we can agree on an indented platter, I guess."
(10) Arcturus > "So if we weren't having this conversation..."
(10) Arcturus > "I'd just be talking to myself with no particular purpose..."
(6) Mimosa > (Prof, ruling on Refraction Point + Indirect Attack?)
(8) Alcor > "Yours is a sad life."
(13) Thuban > Thuban, still aerial and thus likely out of the mercenary's range, makes a face at him to taunt him further.
(10) Arcturus > "...And I'd look pretty ridiculous doing that..."
(14) GM > (I'm going to let you do it for now)
(6) Mimosa > (okay)
(10) Arcturus > "Was that more sarcasm?"
(10) Arcturus > "Or maybe just sarcasm..."
(6) Mimosa > "Ew, when did you Prinnies move over here? Crystalize~!" Mimosa creates a refraction point near the Prinnies.
(10) Arcturus > "I'm still not sure whether you were being sarcastic earlier or not..."
(8) Alcor > "I'm a demon. Sarcasm is in the job description."
(8) Alcor > "So who sent you?"
(10) Arcturus > "No one, really..."
(10) Arcturus > "That is to say, I sent myself..."
(8) Alcor > (Prof, I don't suppose we can throw the Prinnies? No game mechanic for it.)
(14) GM > (Hmm...)
(6) Mimosa > "I wonder which of you will be lucky enough to fall victim to my beautiful attack! My Mimosa Surprise Lovely Influence~!"
(14) GM > (How about this:)
11:27 ** (15) Voidさんが退室しました **
(14) GM > (If you kill a prinny, you can have the attack chuck it up to 3 spaces in a straight line in any direction.)
(14) GM > (It will then explode.)
(10) Arcturus > "Ever heard of [INSERT HOMEWORLD HERE?]"
(8) Alcor > (Sounds cool.)
(14) GM > (You really should name that homeworld.)
(8) Alcor > "Yeah, it's the nearest human world, I think."
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa raises her hands and unleashes two twisting pink and purple beams at the crystal. The beams split and then seemingly vanish before striking the two further prinnies.
(10) Arcturus > "That's where I'm from."
(6) Mimosa > (vs Int, 10 on the top Prinny, 13 on the lowest Prinny)
(10) Arcturus > "I really want you guys to, well, stop attacking it..."
(8) Alcor > "Yeah, obviously."
(14) GM > (9, 11 - both hits!)
(14) GM > (Damage?)
(8) Alcor > "But, huh. How often do you get demon attacks?"
(6) Mimosa > (48 total due to Refraction Chain)
(14) GM > Both of the rear Prinnies get zapped for 41 damage each.
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa poses. "Nobody can escape my lovely influence~"
(14) GM > If you look closely at the lifebar, they're about half full.
(8) Alcor > Alcor groans.
(10) Arcturus > "Pretty often..."
(8) Alcor > "Damn platinum-miner."
(14) GM > Round over, +1 Valor all...
(14) GM > ...and an additional +1 Valor to the party for RP.
(14) GM > Including Arc.
(14) GM > Arc, go!
(10) Arcturus > "I mean, our entire army's been tied up in fighting demons since..."
(10) Arcturus > "Well, since before I was born."
(10) Arcturus > He tries for another pistol whip mid-sentence.
(8) Alcor > "Huh. I didn't really know anything about that. I guess it's just something the Overlor--HEY!"
(10) Arcturus > (Str 8)
(8) Alcor > (15)
(6) Mimosa > "Oh, the incompetent cyborg seems to be getting more clever. But it's still nothing for Alcor."
(14) GM > Defended!
(14) GM > Alcor, go
(6) Mimosa > "Alcor, why don't you just blow up the cyborg and his spaceship, and we can let the dragon boy handle the rest while we go off and have a romantic afternoon together?"
(8) Alcor > "Don't backseat drive this battle! You work for me!"
(8) Alcor > Alcor takes to the skies...
(8) Alcor > Just to come back down. It's Winged Slayer! Except it only hits one target.
(6) Mimosa > "Work for, am romantically involed with, it's all just semantics..."
(8) Alcor > (12 Muscle)
(13) Thuban > "If it means I don't have to listen to her whine, I'm all for that plan, boss."
(10) Arcturus > (14 Muscle yesss)
(8) Alcor > "Hey, don't pawn her off on me!"
(14) GM > (Poiting out: Alcor and Arc can both Overdrive right now!)
(8) Alcor > (I won't.)
(14) GM > (OK.)
(14) GM > Thuban!
(8) Alcor > "Damn! I sank a lot of energy into that attack, and he dodges..."
(10) Arcturus > (I shall save it)
(10) Arcturus > "Sorry... If it helps, it looked pretty strong..."
(6) Mimosa > "I told you, just blow him up. You should listen to me more often."
(13) Thuban > Thuban drops from the air onto the mercenary, utulizing his Dragon Kung Fu. Roll is 14, muscle.
(10) Arcturus > "I would have been in a pretty bad position if I hadn't..."
(8) Alcor > "Hey, that was me talking to myself so the audience knows I'm having trouble. Butt out."
(14) GM > (15!)
(14) GM > The Warrior, fueled by his insecurities, blocks the kung fu!
(10) Arcturus > "S-sorry..."
(14) GM > And then, the Prinnies advance!
(6) Mimosa > "Everyone knows that the audience just watches this to see their Stunning Beauty Mimosa!"
(8) Alcor > "...Sadly, that's probably true."
(8) Alcor > "Partially."
(6) Mimosa > "Ooooohohoho~!"
(14) GM > One prinny jumps into the air, then all three pull out knifes and flay away!
(14) GM > Alcor, Arc, Mimosa, defend Dex
(8) Alcor > (11)
(14) GM > VS Arc: 7
(14) GM > VS Alcor: 13
(14) GM > VS Mimosa: 5
(14) GM > 6*
(6) Mimosa > (Sub aura: 13)
(10) Arcturus > (Sub Musc: 9)
(14) GM > Only Alcor gets hit!
(14) GM > For 35 damage before Defense.
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "I got him, dood!"
(10) Arcturus > "Hey, I'm on your side!"
(8) Alcor > "Oh, nail this!"
(10) Arcturus > "...Well, no..."
(10) Arcturus > "But I'm not on their side..."
(14) GM > Meanwhile, the Mercenary jumps high into the skies in a dramatic faction, and goes for an aerial Hurricane Slash on Thuban!
(14) GM > Defend Muscle, VS 16
(10) Arcturus > "And I don't have any quarrel with you guys in particular..."
(14) GM > Prinny 2: "Hey, dood, I'm not the ringleader! I just do what that other Prinny says!"
(13) Thuban > (...8. Why must you betray me now, dice.)
(14) GM > Thuban gets slashed from all sides, for 53 damage minus Defense.
(6) Mimosa > "Shut up, you blasted Prinnies!"
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(8) Alcor > "Thuban, watch out! ...Okay, too late for that, but, uh, the sentiment's there."
11:44 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
11:45 ** (16) BFさんが退室しました **
(13) Thuban > "Thanks for the help, boss." Thuban deadpans before adding "You know, you don't hit very hard" to the merc.
11:45 ** (7) Voidさんが退室しました **
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa points dramatically at the Prinny that struck Alcor. "You had no right to hit my future husband like that! He may be having an off day, but now you answer to Mimosa!" While saying this, a pair of portals appear on the field.
11:46 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
11:46 ** (7) Voidさんが退室しました **
(6) Mimosa > "Roasted Prinny is a delicacy in some parts, let's see how it tastes! Mimosa Special Fire~!" Mimosa blasts a fireball into the portal behind her that strikes the Prinny in the back from the other portal.
(6) Mimosa > (9 vs Aura, Explosive damage)
(10) Arcturus > (...Who's the other cyan blot?)
(14) GM > (Sub dex...)
(14) GM > (...5)
(8) Alcor > (I was wondering the same.)
(14) GM > (Hit! Damage?)
(14) GM > Mystery solved.
(6) Mimosa > (38 Damage!)
(6) Mimosa > (less res)
(14) GM > After res and Dex failure, that leaves 34 damage.
(14) GM > Now all three Prinnies are wounded!
(14) GM > Round reset, +1 Valor all
(14) GM > Arc!
(10) Arcturus > "I haven't been having much luck with this thing..."
(6) Mimosa > "How was that? Could you stand the heat, little Prinny?"
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "Well, I'm still standing, dood..."
(10) Arcturus > Arc holsters his pistol and Occulasers Alcor again.
(10) Arcturus > (11 Int)
(6) Mimosa > "Just a technicality."
(8) Alcor > (9)
(10) Arcturus > (Also, reload.)
(10) Arcturus > (48 more damage)
(14) GM > Alcor!
(8) Alcor > "I've really gotta finish this. You're surprisingly stubborn for someone who talks like such a pushover."
(8) Alcor > "But then..."
(8) Alcor > "Know what? Just hold that thought."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm not sure whether that was a compliment or an insult..."
(8) Alcor > He takes to the air again, flies to the warrior attacking Thuban, and Winged Slayers him. 14 Muscle, 15 due to Team Tactics.
(14) GM > 8! direct hit.
(8) Alcor > (Can I overdrive it into a critical?)
(14) GM > you can!
(8) Alcor > (*does so*)
(10) Arcturus > "He's... helping out his vassals instead of fighting the guy out for his blood right in front of him?"
(14) GM > Damage?
(8) Alcor > 71.
(10) Arcturus > "Is this guy really a Demon Lord?"
(6) Mimosa > "That's how my Alcor is. This is why I chose to support him."
(14) GM > After defense, a solid 62 damage.
(14) GM > However, say what you want about Bob's Mercenary Hut, they're built to last.
(8) Alcor > "You two shut the hell up! This guy's clearly just cramping my style."
(14) GM > Thuban!
11:58 ** (2) Mimosaさんが退室しました **
11:59 ** Mimosaさんが入室しました **
(14) GM > Also: +1 Valor for Alcor and Mimosa
(2) Mimosa > (s-still messed up)
(14) GM > (How messed up. Can you roll with it?)
(14) GM > Mimosa doesn't really need the grid THAT much anyway.
(2) Mimosa > (I can try? just, uh... tell me if I happen to be moving into the middle of a line?
(14) GM > Okay.
(14) GM > Anyawy, Thuban's up
(13) Thuban > Right-o. Thuban takes to the skies again and gives Dragon Kung-Fu another go, dropping on the merc. 9, muscle. The die dislikes me today. :(
(14) GM > 9!
(14) GM > Tie goes to the attacker.
(14) GM > Damage?
(13) Thuban > (Yay! 48 damage.)
(14) GM > 33 damage from Dragon fists and claws and whatever.
(14) GM > Then, the Prinnies!
(14) GM > Prinny Frenzies on Thuban, Alcor, and Mimosa! Defend Dex.
(14) GM > VS Alcor: 6
(14) GM > VS Mimosa: 14
(14) GM > VS Thuban: 13
(2) Mimosa > (sub Aura, 13)
(8) Alcor > (Beat it with the dice alone.)
(13) Thuban > (sub Muscle, 10)
(14) GM > Hits on Thuban and Mimosa!
(14) GM > For 35 damage.
(14) GM > BRB.
(14) GM > Warrior moves!
(14) GM > ...actually he doesn't, since one of his teammates messed up his plan.
(14) GM > So instead he hits Thuban with a sword.
(14) GM > 16 Muscle!
(13) Thuban > (10)
(14) GM > Chopped, for 43 damage.
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(2) Mimosa > "Y-You Prinnies... YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!!!! HOW DARE YOU??!?" Mimosa is literally sur
rounded with by flames of rage.
(14) GM > (Mimosa +1 Valor)
(8) Alcor > "It's not a very great loss," Alcor says so that Mimosa can't hear him. He's smarter than your average main character.
(2) Mimosa > "I'LL FREEZE YOU ALL TO YOUR GRAVES!!! Mimosa Elegant Ice!!!" She fires a ball of ice into the portal behind her, into the refraction point, splitting it. The two new ice balls then go back through the portal, then begin to pinball around, until they slam into the two lower Prinnies.
(2) Mimosa > (ooh, lovely dice~ 13 Aura vs Prinny closer to Alcor, 12 Aura vs Prinny closer to Mimosa)
(14) GM > (Sub Dex: 12, 12)
(14) GM > Both Prinnies execute a flawlessly symmetrical dodging twirl, then both get symmetrically hit in the face with ice.
(14) GM > Damage?
(2) Mimosa > (38 to both)
(2) Mimosa > (also)
(14) GM > 34! 34!
(14) GM > Boy oh boy they don't look good.
(14) GM > Ronud reset: +1 Valor all
(14) GM > Arc!
(8) Alcor > (RETCONNING SOMETHING: Alcor said "cramping my style" earlier. Clearly he actually said "spraining" his style."
(8) Alcor > )
(14) GM > (RETCONNING SOMETHING: +1 Valor Alcor.)
(10) Arcturus > "I'm not sure what to think about you pulling a move like that..."
(10) Arcturus > "...Or not pulling a move like that, since I wasn't the target..."
(8) Alcor > "Just taking care of something more interesting than you."
(10) Arcturus > OCCULASER (+reload button)
(10) Arcturus > (12)
(14) GM > (VS Alcor, I assume)
(10) Arcturus > "I think I'm doing all right for interesting so far..."
(10) Arcturus > Yes
(8) Alcor > (11, damn.)
(14) GM > Hit!
(10) Arcturus > "Although for all I know this is a normal thing for you..."
(14) GM > Alcor, take your damage and go
(8) Alcor > (48 again?)
(10) Arcturus > Yes
(8) Alcor > He makes an impressively long jump backwards!
(8) Alcor > Once at the appropriate range, he once again punches Arc from across the room. (11 Muscle.)
(8) Alcor > (ER)
(8) Alcor > (Not Muscle.)
(8) Alcor > (9 Int. Right.)
(10) Arcturus > (...9)
(14) GM > Right in the FACE ow.
(8) Alcor > (39 damage.)
(14) GM > Thuban!
(10) Arcturus > "I wish you'd stop aiming for my face..."
(8) Alcor > "It's the manliest place to punch someone."
(8) Alcor > "Grow a duo."
(13) Thuban > Thuban backs up a couple of spaces himself and then lets out a blast of fire breath centered on the merc. Aura, 9 against merc, 12 against Arc, and 12 against the Prinny.
(14) GM > Merc: 13, Prinny: 9
(14) GM > ARc?
(10) Arcturus > "That's easy for you to say, it's going to be a huge pain to find a techsurgeon out here who can repair all this..."
(13) Thuban > (41 for damage.)
(10) Arcturus > (15)
(14) GM > Looks like the prinny takes the brunt of it.
(14) GM > And is now hanging on by a very unhappy-looking thread.
(14) GM > But their equal-opportunity prinny spirits will not be extinguished!
(14) GM > First, Prinny 2 jumps and takes a frenzy at Thuban!
(14) GM > Thuban, defend dex.
(14) GM > Prinny: 11
(13) Thuban > (12, sub muscle)
(14) GM > The knives reflect off of Thuban's draconian hide.
(14) GM > Prinny 3: "It looks pretty bad, dood..."
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "Never give up, dood! We'll use our ultimate technique!"
(14) GM > Prinny 3: "Great idea, dood! Ready, one two..."
(14) GM > Prinnies 1 & 3: "DOUBLE PRINNY DAREDEVIL ATTACK, DOOD!"
(14) GM > They then proceed to... both attack.
(14) GM > Mimosa, defend dex twice!
(14) GM > VS: 11, 12
(2) Mimosa > (12, 14!)
(14) GM > The DOUBLE PRINNY DAREDEVIL ATTACK proves completely, utterly worthless.
(2) Mimosa > "Ha!! Ultimate attack, nothing!! You stupid Prinnies!!"
(14) GM > The merc moves over here...
(14) GM > and uses Blade Rush!
(14) GM > Alcor and Thuban, defend Muscle!
(14) GM > VS Alcor: 10
(14) GM > VS Thuban: 13
(13) Thuban > (8)
(8) Alcor > (9)
(14) GM > Slashed!
(14) GM > That's 38 damage to you both.
(14) GM > After which he flips back to where he started.
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(8) Alcor > "Gah... dammit...
(8) Alcor > "
(2) Mimosa > "If only your equal rights applied to living, you foolish Prinnies. I'll finish off you two right now. Say your prayers!"
(8) Alcor > "Would you forget the damn Prinnies? There are actual threats on the field!
(8) Alcor > "
(2) Mimosa > "Mimosa Special Fire~! Burn to death!" Mimosa throws another fireball at the refraction point and then hits the two Prinnies who tried to attack her before.
(2) Mimosa > (vs Aura, 7 on top, 16 on bottom, Explosive damage)
(14) GM > (Sub Dex: 11, 5)
(14) GM > Damage?
(14) GM > Also, Crit damage?
(2) Mimosa > Overdriving the first one to make it hit
(14) GM > Hit!
(2) Mimosa > 48 Damage for normal. uh... 68 for critical
(14) GM > Both prinnies are toast.
(14) GM > Round reset! +1 Valor.
(14) GM > Arc!
(2) Mimosa > "Oooooooohohohoho~! Nobody can survive against the Stunning Beauty Mimosa!"
(10) Arcturus > Arc charges forward, pistol ready for HAMMERING TIME
(10) Arcturus > (13 Mus)
(10) Arcturus > (isn't his last move, by the way)
(10) Arcturus > "You've been taking a lot of hits so far..."
(8) Alcor > (11, overdriving to dodge because he's critical)
(10) Arcturus > (Can I overdrive to counter that dodge?)
(14) GM > (You can!)
(10) Arcturus > (I shall do it.)
(14) GM > Hit!
(10) Arcturus > (another 48)
(14) GM > Alcor!
(10) Arcturus > (HEY)
(14) GM > OH
(14) GM > Right
(14) GM > Arc, continue
(8) Alcor > "Aagh! Dammit, this isn't going right for the first battle!"
(10) Arcturus > Arc fiddles with his eyepiece again. SIZE UP ROLL: (14)
(8) Alcor > (7)
(8) Alcor > (So, updates on HP and SP?)
(14) GM > (Just give HP and ST)
(8) Alcor > (20 and 8, respectively.)
(14) GM > (Or SP I guess)
(14) GM > Alcor!
(8) Alcor > (He's kinda fucked.)
(10) Arcturus > "I thought so! You're almost finished, aren't you?"
(8) Alcor > "You bastard! I didn't get to be a Demon Lord by losing to people like you..."
(8) Alcor > "And I won't get to be Overlord that way, either!"
(14) GM > (+1 Valor for speech!)
(8) Alcor > (He did have to move up close, right?)
(14) GM > (He did.)
(14) GM > (Fix it, Arc!)
(8) Alcor > He swings his sword mightily!
(8) Alcor > (15 Muscle.)
(10) Arcturus > (8!)
(14) GM > Darn well hit!
(10) Arcturus > (Damage?)
(8) Alcor > (38)
(8) Alcor > Also after that he, like.
(8) Alcor > Moves.
(14) GM > Thuban!
(13) Thuban > If only attacking the Prinny were IC for Thuban. Instead, he backs up and fire breaths the merc again. Aura, 6 on merc and 11 on Arc.
(14) GM > Merc: 9
(14) GM > and +1 Valor for sticking to ICness over strategy
(14) GM > Arc, defend
(10) Arcturus > (vs. Aura?)
(14) GM > yes
(10) Arcturus > (6!)
(14) GM > Overdrive to hti the Merc?
(13) Thuban > (Yes plz. 41 damage.)
12:49 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
(14) GM > Said Merc takes 34 damage!
(14) GM > And is now looking not so hot.
12:50 ** (19) Voidさんが退室しました **
(14) GM > The Prinny and Merc both flail swords a Thuban!
(14) GM > Prinny: Dex 6
(14) GM > Merc: Mus 7
(14) GM > defend both!
(14) GM > at*
(13) Thuban > (10 vs. Prinny, 7 vs. merc)
(14) GM > Merc scores a hit!
(14) GM > 43 damage.
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(8) Alcor > "...Say..."
(8) Alcor > "Hey, Mercenary guy!"
(8) Alcor > "How much did these birdbrains pay you?"
(14) GM > Merc: "Uh, 1000HL each? I'm a discount mercenary."
(2) Mimosa > "Hm... One little Prinny and a big bad discount mercenary..."
(8) Alcor > "I'll give you 3500HL if you take your last remaining employer and get out of here."
(14) GM > Merc: "Eh, sure, sounds good to me."
(14) GM > Prinny: "Dood! That's not fair!"
(2) Mimosa > "Oh, Alcor, that's a genius idea!"
(8) Alcor > "...Well that was easy. And slightly retarded."
(13) Thuban > "Awww, I was having fun." Thuban pouts.
(2) Mimosa > "Hm, I wonder what I should do about Mr Cyborg here~?"
(10) Arcturus > "Can you even do that?" Arc looks a bit stunned.
(8) Alcor > "Fight the guy that's trying to kill me!"
12:54 ** (2) Mimosaさんが退室しました **
12:54 ** Mimosaさんが入室しました **
(2) Mimosa > "Alcor, sweetie, if I kill the cyborg, what would you give me?"
(8) Alcor > "And of course I can. Money makes the Netherworld go square."
(8) Alcor > "Well, I would theoretically owe you my life, so..."
(8) Alcor > "Uh..."
(8) Alcor > "I'd, uh."
(8) Alcor > "Have to think about that."
(10) Arcturus > "Weren't you just going on about manliness?"
(2) Mimosa > "Marriage! It's a done deal!"
(8) Alcor > "Maybe I should just let him kill me."
(10) Arcturus > "There's something about paying an opponent not to fight you..."
(10) Arcturus > "And then selling your body to your minions so they'll dogpile on me..."
(2) Mimosa > "Nothing personal Mr Cyborg, this is for love! Say goodbye~!"
(13) Thuban > "Hey! Only one minion! I don't want his body!"
(8) Alcor > "And I'm not selling my body! I just said I owe her!"
(2) Mimosa > "Mimosa Surprise Lovely Influence~!" Mimosa fires her peculiar laser at Arc from behind. 8 Int
(10) Arcturus > (7 Int)
(2) Mimosa > (38 Damage, minus Res)
(14) GM > Valor +1 all!
(14) GM > Arc!
(2) Mimosa > "Are you dead yet? I need to get planning on our honeymoon."
(10) Arcturus > "Sorry, but it's going to take more than that to take me out."
(2) Mimosa > "Nobody else kill him! Alcor's life belongs to me!"
(13) Thuban > "No promises."
(10) Arcturus > "Even if I do kill you, I get the feeling I'm not about to make it out alive myself..."
(8) Alcor > Alcor: "Probably not."
(10) Arcturus > "But I guess that's not really a good reason to give up now, so..."
(10) Arcturus > He dives over three squares and then laser blasts Alcor and Thuban.
(10) Arcturus > (Int to beat, Alcor 11, Thuban 10)
(8) Alcor > (14!)
(13) Thuban > (13, subbed Muscle)
(10) Arcturus > (And of course reload)
(14) GM > You aren't hardcore enough this time, Arc!
(14) GM > Or maybe... THEY ARE TOO HARDCORE.
(14) GM > Alcor!
(8) Alcor > "Didn't think I'd have to use this..."
(8) Alcor > He goes into a meditation-like state, and two more Alcors appear!
(10) Arcturus > "Three of them...?"
(8) Alcor > Stepping back a bit himself, he has one of his clones sword attack Arc.
(8) Alcor > (10 Muscle)
(10) Arcturus > (12)
(14) GM > Miss. Overdrive?
(2) Mimosa > "Th-Three Alcors?? I must be dreaming..."
(8) Alcor > (Sure.)
(14) GM > Hit! Arc, Overdrive?
(10) Arcturus > (...Naw.)
(14) GM > Hit successful.
(10) Arcturus > "...Wait, wasn't that one the original?"
(10) Arcturus > "But that attack was solid..."
(10) Arcturus > (Damage?)
(8) Alcor > (fuck one sec)
(8) Alcor > (38)
(14) GM > Thuban!
(10) Arcturus > Arc is not looking good, folks!
(13) Thuban > Thuban takes to the air again and flies behind Arc, before dropping onto him for some Dragon Kung-Fu. Muscle, 8.
(10) Arcturus > (....8)
(10) Arcturus > Arc Overdrives and just totally flings him off.
(14) GM > Thuban, counter-Overdrive?
(13) Thuban > Sure!
(14) GM > Hit!
(14) GM > Damage?
(13) Thuban > 48
(14) GM > Is Arc still up?
(10) Arcturus > Arc is looking very bad!
(14) GM > He is!
(10) Arcturus > He is...
(14) GM > Wow, what's your Def?
(10) Arcturus > CUTSCENE FINISH y/n?
(10) Arcturus > (the he is... was going to lead into another sentence)
(10) Arcturus > (he's down on paper)
(10) Arcturus > (wanted to clarify that)
(14) GM > (Ah)
(10) Arcturus > (I have forgotten the sentence)
(10) Arcturus > (the gist: he's looking all broken-down robot-y)
(10) Arcturus > "Am I... really going to lose?"
(10) Arcturus > "So... close..."
(8) Alcor > "Of course you are! But it's pretty impressive that you did as well as you did, I guess."
(14) GM > (Meanwhile, the Merc chases the Prinny off into the sunset.)
(14) GM > (Maybe they get married.)
(10) Arcturus > "Thanks..."
(10) Arcturus > "But..."
(8) Alcor > The clones disappear and Alcor walks up to Arc, destroying the grid.
(8) Alcor > "Shut up, shut up."
(8) Alcor > "I've got an idea."
(8) Alcor > "I COULD always kill you now..."
(8) Alcor > "But I could use a fighter like you for my campaign to become Overlord!"
(10) Arcturus > "You mean... you're not the Overlord?"
(2) Mimosa > "He will be some day, but not yet."
(8) Alcor > "I told you that forever ago, you damn moron!"
(8) Alcor > "I'm a Demon Lord."
(10) Arcturus > (Arc is basically panting after every other word but that is tedious to both type out and read)
(8) Alcor > "And hell..."
(10) Arcturus > "W-what?"
(8) Alcor > "Once I am the Overlord..."
(8) Alcor > "You can challenge me again!"
(8) Alcor > "But as it is, your mission is a bit useless."
(8) Alcor > "After all... the Overlord is dead."
(10) Arcturus > "He's dead?"
(2) Mimosa > "Yep."
(13) Thuban > "Dead as dead gets."
(10) Arcturus > "So... my homeworld is safe?"
(8) Alcor > "Missing, anyway. But it's obvious to anyone what happened. The old recluse croaked without having an heir."
(2) Mimosa > "Nope. Probably not until Alcor is the Overlord."
(8) Alcor > "I'm betting demons attack your planet at total random."
(8) Alcor > "I COULD put a stop to it once I'm in charge."
(8) Alcor > "I guess."
(8) Alcor > "It really depends on how you play your checkers."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm..."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm not sure what to think about all this..."
(10) Arcturus > "But I guess you have yourself a new vassal."
(10) Arcturus > "Or is vassal even the right word?"
(2) Mimosa > "Monkey boy."
(8) Alcor > "Excellent decision. There was nothing stopping me from killing you. Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
(8) Alcor > Alcor quietely hopes he doesn't do that Size Up thing again.
(10) Arcturus > "T-that laugh..."
(8) Alcor > "What about it?"
(10) Arcturus > "It's very..."
(10) Arcturus > "...loud."
(10) Arcturus > Arc is swaying on his feet (well, he's actually crumpled half-conscious on the floor but if he were standing he'd be swaying)
(10) Arcturus > ...and is apparently too out of it to come up with any better description.
(2) Mimosa > "So what are we going to do about that flaming spaceship?"
(8) Alcor > "The Prinnies will--"
(8) Alcor > "..."
(8) Alcor > "...Crap."
(13) Thuban > "It's... scenic?" Thuban half-heartedly offers.
(8) Alcor > "On the bright side, I can make robot-boy work for free until he's paid for it."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm pretty sure I can fix that..." Arc mumbles into the floor.
13:47 ** (14) GMさんが退室しました **
13:47 ** (8) Alcorさんが退室しました **
Alcor, obligatory imperious Overlord candidate. Uses swords and wind punching. He's good at turning around tricky situations and bad at idioms.
Arcturus, obligatory non-demonic fish out of water. Uses laser powers and guns (as a melee weapon). He's good at flying spaceships and bad at flying spaceships that are on fire.
Mimiosa, obligatory jerkass female sidekick. Uses refraction magic. What, no. No physical weapons. She could break a nail, you fool. She is good at hurting things and bad at subtle romantic overtures.
Thuban, obligatory whimsical minion! He's a dragon. He's good at Dragon-Style Kung Fu and bad at strategic withdrawal.
I was sketching Arc for fun during the session so I decided to throw in a flaming spaceship and turn it into a title page. I can't draw spaceships. I can, however, draw a very nice sick dolphin apparently.
(14) GM > Arc come back
10:14 ** Arcturusさんが入室しました **
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(14) GM > Thanks for coming back
(14) GM > So once we have a grid we are good to go
(6) Mimosa > I don't really care about anyone buy Alcor, so who's Arcturus and Thuban~?
(6) Mimosa > *but
(14) GM > Arc will be introduced in this session
(14) GM > Thuban is a dragon, yes?
(13) Thuban > Yup.
(14) GM > ARE WE READY
(10) Arcturus > 1x16
(10) Arcturus > *11
(11) Alcor > Yeah.
(6) Mimosa > Ready~
(14) GM > OKAY
(14) GM > When our story begins,
(14) GM > Alcor is in the throneroom, and Mimosa and Thuban are elsewhere, either together or separately.
(14) GM > What are you up to?
10:18 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa is lazing about, sipping an nondescript drink
(14) GM > (OOC Notes: I will be using the HONOR SYSTEM for dice)
(14) GM > (So find some kind of d10 generator)
(14) GM > (And don't be a dick!)
(14) GM > (Or I will TURN THIS PCHAT AROUND)
(6) Mimosa > (http://www.penpaperpixel.org/tools/d20dicebag.htm)
(11) Alcor > Alcor is biding his time. The plan is that everybody should be headed here to kill each other over the throne, so he should be able to take them down fastest this way.
(10) Arcturus > (*fetches a D10*)
(14) GM > Thuban?
(13) Thuban > Thuban is taking a nap.
(14) GM > Okay!
(14) GM > In other words, all is normal in Alcor's domain.
(14) GM > Right up until a Prinny bursts into Alcor's throneroom!
(14) GM > Prinny: "It's terrible, dood! We're under attack by a huge--"
(14) GM > (Arc, make your intro)
(10) Arcturus > The end of the Prinny's sentence would have been "flaming spaceship".
(10) Arcturus > Unfortunately, it is interrupted by a flaming spaceship, which bursts into the throne room, violently removing the outer wall.
(11) Alcor > Alcor: "What the heaven?"
(10) Arcturus > It may or may not have also removed the Prinny.
(14) GM > (Alcor and Arc, place yourselves on the grid!)
(14) GM > The Prinny is downed for the count.
(11) Alcor > (Red!)
(10) Arcturus > (Want the ship there for terrain purposes?)
(14) GM > (Sure!)
(10) Arcturus > (damn phone)\
(13) Thuban > (Token reminder to mask black goes here)
(14) GM > Arc!
(11) Alcor > (Someone tell me how to do that again!)
(14) GM > Your spaceship seems to have crashed!
(14) GM > What will you do?
(10) Arcturus > The top opens up to reveal a dashing young man with swooshy hair and lots of smoke.
(10) Arcturus > "...Wow. That did a lot of damage..."
(10) Arcturus > "Uh..."
(13) Thuban > (Make sure you have black selected as your color and then click one of the boxes handily labeled "Mask" towards the bottom of the left column.)
(10) Arcturus > "I'm really sorry about that, the fuselage caught fire and it spread to the hyperpropulsion systems..."
(14) GM > (Also as a general rule, I will request that dark blue not be taken as a token color!)
(14) GM > (Because, you know.)
(14) GM > (Prinnies.)
(11) Alcor > "You're sorry. Okay. That's. That about covers this."
(10) Arcturus > "Except you're the enemy so maybe I shouldn't be apologizing..."
(10) Arcturus > "...I think."
(11) Alcor > "It's only an entire wall."
(11) Alcor > "...Oh, and a dead Prinny."
(10) Arcturus > "I. I can fix that. Probably..."
(10) Arcturus > "Are you the Overlord?"
(10) Arcturus > "I thought you'd be bigger..."
(10) Arcturus > "But this is the throne room and all..."
(11) Alcor > "You crash a spaceship into my house and you don't know who I am?"
(10) Arcturus > "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's not like I had any sort of image to go on!"
(11) Alcor > "Well, fine. You're addressing Demon Lord Alcor! Conveniently enough, I'm in the running to be the next Overlord."
(11) Alcor > "So what are you, some kind of hero?"
(10) Arcturus > "Something like that..."
(10) Arcturus > "Uh..."
(10) Arcturus > "I mean, yes!"
(10) Arcturus > "Yes, I am a hero!"
(10) Arcturus > "Now, prepare to answer for your crimes against [INSERT HOMEWORLD HERE], demon!"
(14) GM > (Arc and Alcor, roll initiative! That's Dex + d10 now.)
(14) GM > (I'll get everyone else involved soon, but for now, it's just the two of you.)
(11) Alcor > "...Good thing you've got plenty of conviction. Too bad I'll have to kill you."
(10) Arcturus > (11)
(11) Alcor > (10)
(14) GM > Arc!
(14) GM > You're up.
(10) Arcturus > "W-was that sarcasm? I can't tell..."
(10) Arcturus > "Either way, I won't be the one that falls on this battlefield!"
(11) Alcor > "Bring it on! Against a stuttering greenhorn like you, this'll be like strangling fish in a barrel!"
(14) GM > Does Alcor's mansion have any sort of alarm system?
(11) Alcor > (Nah, but the crash was loud enough to serve as one probably.)
(14) GM > All right.
(14) GM > Mimosa, Thuban!
(14) GM > You are awakened from your lounging reveries by the sound of an exploding, flaming space
ship.
(10) Arcturus > He does some fiddling with the opaque eyepiece he happens to be wearing. Opposed Int roll for Size Up GO!
(10) Arcturus > "I don't think you strangle fish..."
(10) Arcturus > "Isn't it shooting fish in a barrel?"
(11) Alcor > "Nonsense."
(10) Arcturus > (12)
(11) Alcor > (Opposed means I roll too, right? 8.)
(14) GM > Success!
(14) GM > Alcor, reveal whatever numbers Size Up gives.
(14) GM > I forget exactly.
(14) GM > Arc?
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa growls, as the explosion caused her to spill a drop of her drink. "If this isn't an emergency, someone is going to be immolated..." She floats over towards the source of the explosion.
(10) Arcturus > (HP, ST, secondary attributes, and flaws)
(11) Alcor > (210, 30, Muscle: 6 Dexterity: 3 Aura: 2 Intuition: 4 Resolve: 3, Uncontrolled Aura, and I Don't Fight Women which isn't relevant just yet so the name can speak for itself.)
(14) GM > That should leave Arc with a Move and a Medium action left
(11) Alcor > "I suddenly feel violated. Like you just learned some deep, dark secrets of mine..."
(10) Arcturus > "I. I didn't mean to violate you..."
(10) Arcturus > "Wait wait that sounded bad."
(14) GM > (+1 Valor to Arc and Alcor for epic banter)
(10) Arcturus > "Forget I said it."
(11) Alcor > "Damn, you're freaking dumb."
(10) Arcturus > "H-hey, according to my readings, I'm smarter than you!"
(14) GM > (Let's hurry this turn along a bit)
(13) Thuban > Thuban awakens with a beastly yawn and mumbles something about how he didn't expect this so soon while he stretches. He then takes to the air and flies in the direction of the explosion.
(10) Arcturus > "And whatsmore, we're almost equals in overall stats!"
(10) Arcturus > He takes a few running steps forward
(11) Alcor > "Shut the hell up and attack me."
(10) Arcturus > "I have at least a fifty-fifty chance of ending you here-"
(10) Arcturus > "All right, all right, fine!"
(10) Arcturus > "It wouldn't kill you to be a little more patient!"
(11) Alcor > "Aren't you TRYING to kill me?"
(10) Arcturus > "I'm getting to that!"
(10) Arcturus > He draws a nasty-looking laser pistol and fires dead on.
(10) Arcturus > And misses.
(10) Arcturus > By miles.
(10) Arcturus > "...Still offline."
(11) Alcor > "..."
(10) Arcturus > "Sorry, this should work..."
(10) Arcturus > He flips back his eyepiece, revealing an unnatural glowing red eye.
(10) Arcturus > The eye fires a much more accurate laser blast.
(10) Arcturus > (14)
(14) GM > (What stat?)
(10) Arcturus > (sorry. Int.)
(14) GM > Alcor! Defend!
(11) Alcor > (13.)
(14) GM > Hit!
(14) GM > damage?
(10) Arcturus > (48)
(14) GM > Alcor takes 48 damage minus his Resistance, and then it is his turn!
(11) Alcor > "Daughter of a bastard... ow..."
(11) Alcor > "Well, we can both play that game!" He takes a step back to line up his area of effect.
(11) Alcor > (...Hold on, dammit, I screwed up with Masking.)
(11) Alcor > (...It... won't let me draw at all for some reason.)
(14) GM > What's your mask set to?
(11) Alcor > (Off, now. It's just being weird.)
(11) Alcor > (GOT IT)
(14) GM > There you go.
(11) Alcor > (Got... erasing, but not drawing. I'm sorry, fuck.)
(14) GM > Both masks are off?
(11) Alcor > (Yeah.)
(14) GM > Pen size is a decent value?
(6) Mimosa > (did you turn off the eraser?)
(14) GM > pen color is red?
(14) GM > Eraser is off?
(11) Alcor > (Yes and yes.)
(11) Alcor > (And yes.)
(14) GM > Try, uh.
(14) GM > Leaving and coming back in.
10:56 ** (11) Alcorさんが退室しました **
10:57 ** Alcorさんが入室しました **
(8) Alcor > (AHEM there.)
(14) GM > Okay!
(14) GM > Do go on.
(8) Alcor > ANYWAY
(8) Alcor > Alcor punches... nothing.
(8) Alcor > And yet an invisible, fist-shaped wave of air is now flying at Arc's jaw.
(8) Alcor > (12, Int)
(10) Arcturus > (11)
(14) GM > Ker-hit!
(10) Arcturus > Arc gets decked but good.
(8) Alcor > (39 damage.)
(14) GM > And with the returned slug, the two fighters seem about even...
(14) GM > ...then the round ends, and they both get +1 Valor, followed by several events!
(10) Arcturus > "N-not bad..."
(14) GM > First, Mimosa and Thuban arrive!
(14) GM > Place yourselves on the right side of the field, wherever you'd like.
(8) Alcor > "Thuban! Brat! What the hell took you guys?"
(10) Arcturus > "I might actually be able to win this-!"
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa: "That's no way to talk to your bride-to-be!"
(10) Arcturus > "R-reinforcements?!"
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa: "Alcor, you should be overjoyed to see me, now do that welcome over. I'll wait."
(13) Thuban > "Sorry, boss. But there wasn't any appointment so how was I supposed to know we were gonna be attacked?"
(10) Arcturus > "...W-what? I was supposed to make an appoinment?"
(8) Alcor > "If I weren't in desperate need of non-Prinny help, Mimosa, I'd put you in a dumpster and walk away."
(14) GM > Speaking of which!
(8) Alcor > "Oh, and weld the dumpster shut."
(10) Arcturus > (*appointment)
(14) GM > Something else happens now.
(8) Alcor > "Forgot that part.
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa: "Oh, you're so cute when you pretend to be mean to me~!"
(14) GM > Three Prinnies bust in from the other direction.
(14) GM > Prinny: "Is this a bad time, dood?"
(8) Alcor > "Yes. Yes it is."
(14) GM > Prinny: "Great! Listen: We quit, dood!"
(10) Arcturus > "More of them?"
(6) Mimosa > "Quit? Can Prinnies even do that?"
(8) Alcor > "..."
(8) Alcor > "WHAT?"
(8) Alcor > "Why?"
(14) GM > Prinny: "We heard about this great thing called 'equal rights,' so we're gonna quit and try to make it on our own in the world!"
(14) GM > Prinny: "But first, dood, we're gonna defeat you!"
(8) Alcor > "Rights? Prinnies don't have rights!"
(10) Arcturus > "Um..."
(6) Mimosa > "Oooohohoho~! You Prinnies are always a riot!"
(10) Arcturus > "If we're talking about rights..."
(13) Thuban > Thuban cracks up.
(10) Arcturus > "Can you leave the Demon Lord to me?"
(8) Alcor > "What are you, retarded or something? It's a thousand years too late for a Prinny to defeat me!"
(14) GM > Prinny: "Don't underestimate Prinny ingenuity, dood! We've been pooling our lunch money for weeks, so we could get..."
(10) Arcturus > "I kind of have a personal vendetta going on here..."
(14) GM > Prinny: "A mercenary, dood!"
(8) Alcor > "Oh, great, one mercenary. It's not like I'm a friggin' Demon Lord or anything, you numbskulls."
(14) GM > Prinny: "Bob's Mercenary Shack said he was definitely at Demon Lord level, so you should be shaking in fear!
(14) GM > "
(14) GM > (Battle is now THREE SIDED! Mimosa and Thuban, roll initiative!)
(13) Thuban > (10)
(14) GM > (That's 1d10 + Dex.)
(8) Alcor > "Mimosa, Thuban. I'm dealing with this robot hero guy."
(6) Mimosa > (11)
(10) Arcturus > "Demon Lord isn't really a level..."
(8) Alcor > "Kill them," he says, gesturing at the Prinnies and their mercenary.
(10) Arcturus > "I think it's more of a class..."
(14) GM > Thuban, Alcor, what are your Dex?
(6) Mimosa > "Hm? Oh, I didn't even notice him."
(6) Mimosa > (3)
(8) Alcor > (3)
(13) Thuban > (2)
(14) GM > All right, round 2!
(14) GM > Arc, you're up
(10) Arcturus > "I guess it's just back to us two, then..."
(10) Arcturus > "I shouldn't rely on my Occulaser, though. I'm going to try something else, if that's okay with you..."
(10) Arcturus > "...Or, well, even if it isn't."
(10) Arcturus > "Since this is a battle to the death and all..."
(8) Alcor > "I was about to say, why the hell are you asking your enemy's permission?"
(10) Arcturus > Three more steps forward...
(10) Arcturus > "I'm sorry, I'm new at this hero thing, all right?"
(14) GM > The mecenary, btw, is a male warrior.
(14) GM > So I guess he looks kind of like Alcor.
(10) Arcturus > Arc spins his blaster around, grabbing it by the barrel...
(10) Arcturus > Then attempts to crack Alcor over the head with it.
(10) Arcturus > (Muscle, 10)
(8) Alcor > (12!)
(14) GM > Alcor blocks the pistol whip!
(14) GM > And is next!
(6) Mimosa > "Alcor, sweetie, why don't you introduce your guest?"
(10) Arcturus > (Arc spend his Fast move reloading, by the way)
(10) Arcturus > *spent
11:13 ** BFさんが入室しました **
(8) Alcor > "Hell if I know his name," Alcor says, while pulling a sword out and slashing said guest. (16 Muscle, phew.)
(10) Arcturus > (8 my dice have turned on me)
(14) GM > Almost a crit!
(8) Alcor > (38 damage.)
(14) GM > Next up is Thuban!
(10) Arcturus > "ARRRGH that really hurt"
(10) Arcturus > "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, didn't I?"
(6) Mimosa > "Of course! My Alcor is going to be the next Overlord!"
(8) Alcor > "Of course! I'm going to be the ne--shut up Mimosa!"
(10) Arcturus > "My name's Arcturus."
(10) Arcturus > "Nice to meet you..."
(8) Alcor > "I don't really care. You might want to give up now."
(8) Alcor > "I don't want to get cyborg guts all over my floor!"
(10) Arcturus > "After I went through all that trouble?"
(10) Arcturus > "I'll try not to mess up your floor, but I'm not going back without your head mounted on my ship!"
(14) GM > (Thuban doing anything else?)
(10) Arcturus > "...Not literally, though... That would be kind of gross."
(8) Alcor > "I don't think you can figuratively mount someone's head on your ship."
(13) Thuban > Thuban flies forward four spaces and bellows at the mercenary to Provoke him. (Oh hey
message turned out too long.)
(14) GM > Roll resolve!
(13) Thuban > "HEY, MERCENARY, DID BOB HAPPEN TO MENTION YOUR INCONTINENCE ON YOUR RESU
ME?" (11, resolve)
(10) Arcturus > "I'm pretty sure you can..."
(14) GM > (11, tie goes to the attacker, +1 Valor for Thuban for taunt)
(14) GM > Mercenary: "As a matter of fact, he DIDN'T!"
(14) GM > Mercenary provoked, anything else?
(10) Arcturus > "It's like figuratively having your head on a platter, isn't it?"
(10) Arcturus > "Just... on a ship."
(10) Arcturus > "And implied to be a trophy of victory..."
(13) Thuban > (That's the end of my turn, yeah.)
(10) Arcturus > "...Rather than just the result of a professional dispute or similar..."
(8) Alcor > "First of all, it's having someone's head in a bowl. Secondly, that's usually literal too."
(14) GM > Prinny 2: "Psst... who's the human, dood?"
(8) Alcor > "You can hand someone something in a bowl because you made it really easy for them..."
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "Who knows, dood? Just attack everyone!"
(6) Mimosa > "But a head on a platter would be a much better presentation."
(14) GM > The Prinnies advance!
(8) Alcor > "But if your boss demands some guy's head in a bowl, you actually go get a bowl."
(10) Arcturus > "I guess that would make more sense..."
(8) Alcor > "I always do anyway."
(8) Alcor > "...Why the hell are we having this conversation?"
(10) Arcturus > "Unless you had an indented platter..."
(14) GM > They don't double move, since they're lazy.
(14) GM > The Mercenary, on the other hand, is angry! So he uses his Standard to move farther.
(6) Mimosa > "Oh, that's an excellent point! An indented platter would be very good!"
(14) GM > And the enemies are done.
(10) Arcturus > "Well, since we need to wait for everyone to take their turns..."
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(10) Arcturus > "It's better than just standing around not doing anything..."
(10) Arcturus > "I mean, I talk too much anyway..."
(8) Alcor > "Yeah, I think we can agree on an indented platter, I guess."
(10) Arcturus > "So if we weren't having this conversation..."
(10) Arcturus > "I'd just be talking to myself with no particular purpose..."
(6) Mimosa > (Prof, ruling on Refraction Point + Indirect Attack?)
(8) Alcor > "Yours is a sad life."
(13) Thuban > Thuban, still aerial and thus likely out of the mercenary's range, makes a face at him to taunt him further.
(10) Arcturus > "...And I'd look pretty ridiculous doing that..."
(14) GM > (I'm going to let you do it for now)
(6) Mimosa > (okay)
(10) Arcturus > "Was that more sarcasm?"
(10) Arcturus > "Or maybe just sarcasm..."
(6) Mimosa > "Ew, when did you Prinnies move over here? Crystalize~!" Mimosa creates a refraction point near the Prinnies.
(10) Arcturus > "I'm still not sure whether you were being sarcastic earlier or not..."
(8) Alcor > "I'm a demon. Sarcasm is in the job description."
(8) Alcor > "So who sent you?"
(10) Arcturus > "No one, really..."
(10) Arcturus > "That is to say, I sent myself..."
(8) Alcor > (Prof, I don't suppose we can throw the Prinnies? No game mechanic for it.)
(14) GM > (Hmm...)
(6) Mimosa > "I wonder which of you will be lucky enough to fall victim to my beautiful attack! My Mimosa Surprise Lovely Influence~!"
(14) GM > (How about this:)
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(14) GM > (If you kill a prinny, you can have the attack chuck it up to 3 spaces in a straight line in any direction.)
(14) GM > (It will then explode.)
(10) Arcturus > "Ever heard of [INSERT HOMEWORLD HERE?]"
(8) Alcor > (Sounds cool.)
(14) GM > (You really should name that homeworld.)
(8) Alcor > "Yeah, it's the nearest human world, I think."
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa raises her hands and unleashes two twisting pink and purple beams at the crystal. The beams split and then seemingly vanish before striking the two further prinnies.
(10) Arcturus > "That's where I'm from."
(6) Mimosa > (vs Int, 10 on the top Prinny, 13 on the lowest Prinny)
(10) Arcturus > "I really want you guys to, well, stop attacking it..."
(8) Alcor > "Yeah, obviously."
(14) GM > (9, 11 - both hits!)
(14) GM > (Damage?)
(8) Alcor > "But, huh. How often do you get demon attacks?"
(6) Mimosa > (48 total due to Refraction Chain)
(14) GM > Both of the rear Prinnies get zapped for 41 damage each.
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa poses. "Nobody can escape my lovely influence~"
(14) GM > If you look closely at the lifebar, they're about half full.
(8) Alcor > Alcor groans.
(10) Arcturus > "Pretty often..."
(8) Alcor > "Damn platinum-miner."
(14) GM > Round over, +1 Valor all...
(14) GM > ...and an additional +1 Valor to the party for RP.
(14) GM > Including Arc.
(14) GM > Arc, go!
(10) Arcturus > "I mean, our entire army's been tied up in fighting demons since..."
(10) Arcturus > "Well, since before I was born."
(10) Arcturus > He tries for another pistol whip mid-sentence.
(8) Alcor > "Huh. I didn't really know anything about that. I guess it's just something the Overlor--HEY!"
(10) Arcturus > (Str 8)
(8) Alcor > (15)
(6) Mimosa > "Oh, the incompetent cyborg seems to be getting more clever. But it's still nothing for Alcor."
(14) GM > Defended!
(14) GM > Alcor, go
(6) Mimosa > "Alcor, why don't you just blow up the cyborg and his spaceship, and we can let the dragon boy handle the rest while we go off and have a romantic afternoon together?"
(8) Alcor > "Don't backseat drive this battle! You work for me!"
(8) Alcor > Alcor takes to the skies...
(8) Alcor > Just to come back down. It's Winged Slayer! Except it only hits one target.
(6) Mimosa > "Work for, am romantically involed with, it's all just semantics..."
(8) Alcor > (12 Muscle)
(13) Thuban > "If it means I don't have to listen to her whine, I'm all for that plan, boss."
(10) Arcturus > (14 Muscle yesss)
(8) Alcor > "Hey, don't pawn her off on me!"
(14) GM > (Poiting out: Alcor and Arc can both Overdrive right now!)
(8) Alcor > (I won't.)
(14) GM > (OK.)
(14) GM > Thuban!
(8) Alcor > "Damn! I sank a lot of energy into that attack, and he dodges..."
(10) Arcturus > (I shall save it)
(10) Arcturus > "Sorry... If it helps, it looked pretty strong..."
(6) Mimosa > "I told you, just blow him up. You should listen to me more often."
(13) Thuban > Thuban drops from the air onto the mercenary, utulizing his Dragon Kung Fu. Roll is 14, muscle.
(10) Arcturus > "I would have been in a pretty bad position if I hadn't..."
(8) Alcor > "Hey, that was me talking to myself so the audience knows I'm having trouble. Butt out."
(14) GM > (15!)
(14) GM > The Warrior, fueled by his insecurities, blocks the kung fu!
(10) Arcturus > "S-sorry..."
(14) GM > And then, the Prinnies advance!
(6) Mimosa > "Everyone knows that the audience just watches this to see their Stunning Beauty Mimosa!"
(8) Alcor > "...Sadly, that's probably true."
(8) Alcor > "Partially."
(6) Mimosa > "Ooooohohoho~!"
(14) GM > One prinny jumps into the air, then all three pull out knifes and flay away!
(14) GM > Alcor, Arc, Mimosa, defend Dex
(8) Alcor > (11)
(14) GM > VS Arc: 7
(14) GM > VS Alcor: 13
(14) GM > VS Mimosa: 5
(14) GM > 6*
(6) Mimosa > (Sub aura: 13)
(10) Arcturus > (Sub Musc: 9)
(14) GM > Only Alcor gets hit!
(14) GM > For 35 damage before Defense.
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "I got him, dood!"
(10) Arcturus > "Hey, I'm on your side!"
(8) Alcor > "Oh, nail this!"
(10) Arcturus > "...Well, no..."
(10) Arcturus > "But I'm not on their side..."
(14) GM > Meanwhile, the Mercenary jumps high into the skies in a dramatic faction, and goes for an aerial Hurricane Slash on Thuban!
(14) GM > Defend Muscle, VS 16
(10) Arcturus > "And I don't have any quarrel with you guys in particular..."
(14) GM > Prinny 2: "Hey, dood, I'm not the ringleader! I just do what that other Prinny says!"
(13) Thuban > (...8. Why must you betray me now, dice.)
(14) GM > Thuban gets slashed from all sides, for 53 damage minus Defense.
(6) Mimosa > "Shut up, you blasted Prinnies!"
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(8) Alcor > "Thuban, watch out! ...Okay, too late for that, but, uh, the sentiment's there."
11:44 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
11:45 ** (16) BFさんが退室しました **
(13) Thuban > "Thanks for the help, boss." Thuban deadpans before adding "You know, you don't hit very hard" to the merc.
11:45 ** (7) Voidさんが退室しました **
(6) Mimosa > Mimosa points dramatically at the Prinny that struck Alcor. "You had no right to hit my future husband like that! He may be having an off day, but now you answer to Mimosa!" While saying this, a pair of portals appear on the field.
11:46 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
11:46 ** (7) Voidさんが退室しました **
(6) Mimosa > "Roasted Prinny is a delicacy in some parts, let's see how it tastes! Mimosa Special Fire~!" Mimosa blasts a fireball into the portal behind her that strikes the Prinny in the back from the other portal.
(6) Mimosa > (9 vs Aura, Explosive damage)
(10) Arcturus > (...Who's the other cyan blot?)
(14) GM > (Sub dex...)
(14) GM > (...5)
(8) Alcor > (I was wondering the same.)
(14) GM > (Hit! Damage?)
(14) GM > Mystery solved.
(6) Mimosa > (38 Damage!)
(6) Mimosa > (less res)
(14) GM > After res and Dex failure, that leaves 34 damage.
(14) GM > Now all three Prinnies are wounded!
(14) GM > Round reset, +1 Valor all
(14) GM > Arc!
(10) Arcturus > "I haven't been having much luck with this thing..."
(6) Mimosa > "How was that? Could you stand the heat, little Prinny?"
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "Well, I'm still standing, dood..."
(10) Arcturus > Arc holsters his pistol and Occulasers Alcor again.
(10) Arcturus > (11 Int)
(6) Mimosa > "Just a technicality."
(8) Alcor > (9)
(10) Arcturus > (Also, reload.)
(10) Arcturus > (48 more damage)
(14) GM > Alcor!
(8) Alcor > "I've really gotta finish this. You're surprisingly stubborn for someone who talks like such a pushover."
(8) Alcor > "But then..."
(8) Alcor > "Know what? Just hold that thought."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm not sure whether that was a compliment or an insult..."
(8) Alcor > He takes to the air again, flies to the warrior attacking Thuban, and Winged Slayers him. 14 Muscle, 15 due to Team Tactics.
(14) GM > 8! direct hit.
(8) Alcor > (Can I overdrive it into a critical?)
(14) GM > you can!
(8) Alcor > (*does so*)
(10) Arcturus > "He's... helping out his vassals instead of fighting the guy out for his blood right in front of him?"
(14) GM > Damage?
(8) Alcor > 71.
(10) Arcturus > "Is this guy really a Demon Lord?"
(6) Mimosa > "That's how my Alcor is. This is why I chose to support him."
(14) GM > After defense, a solid 62 damage.
(14) GM > However, say what you want about Bob's Mercenary Hut, they're built to last.
(8) Alcor > "You two shut the hell up! This guy's clearly just cramping my style."
(14) GM > Thuban!
11:58 ** (2) Mimosaさんが退室しました **
11:59 ** Mimosaさんが入室しました **
(14) GM > Also: +1 Valor for Alcor and Mimosa
(2) Mimosa > (s-still messed up)
(14) GM > (How messed up. Can you roll with it?)
(14) GM > Mimosa doesn't really need the grid THAT much anyway.
(2) Mimosa > (I can try? just, uh... tell me if I happen to be moving into the middle of a line?
(14) GM > Okay.
(14) GM > Anyawy, Thuban's up
(13) Thuban > Right-o. Thuban takes to the skies again and gives Dragon Kung-Fu another go, dropping on the merc. 9, muscle. The die dislikes me today. :(
(14) GM > 9!
(14) GM > Tie goes to the attacker.
(14) GM > Damage?
(13) Thuban > (Yay! 48 damage.)
(14) GM > 33 damage from Dragon fists and claws and whatever.
(14) GM > Then, the Prinnies!
(14) GM > Prinny Frenzies on Thuban, Alcor, and Mimosa! Defend Dex.
(14) GM > VS Alcor: 6
(14) GM > VS Mimosa: 14
(14) GM > VS Thuban: 13
(2) Mimosa > (sub Aura, 13)
(8) Alcor > (Beat it with the dice alone.)
(13) Thuban > (sub Muscle, 10)
(14) GM > Hits on Thuban and Mimosa!
(14) GM > For 35 damage.
(14) GM > BRB.
(14) GM > Warrior moves!
(14) GM > ...actually he doesn't, since one of his teammates messed up his plan.
(14) GM > So instead he hits Thuban with a sword.
(14) GM > 16 Muscle!
(13) Thuban > (10)
(14) GM > Chopped, for 43 damage.
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(2) Mimosa > "Y-You Prinnies... YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!!!! HOW DARE YOU??!?" Mimosa is literally sur
rounded with by flames of rage.
(14) GM > (Mimosa +1 Valor)
(8) Alcor > "It's not a very great loss," Alcor says so that Mimosa can't hear him. He's smarter than your average main character.
(2) Mimosa > "I'LL FREEZE YOU ALL TO YOUR GRAVES!!! Mimosa Elegant Ice!!!" She fires a ball of ice into the portal behind her, into the refraction point, splitting it. The two new ice balls then go back through the portal, then begin to pinball around, until they slam into the two lower Prinnies.
(2) Mimosa > (ooh, lovely dice~ 13 Aura vs Prinny closer to Alcor, 12 Aura vs Prinny closer to Mimosa)
(14) GM > (Sub Dex: 12, 12)
(14) GM > Both Prinnies execute a flawlessly symmetrical dodging twirl, then both get symmetrically hit in the face with ice.
(14) GM > Damage?
(2) Mimosa > (38 to both)
(2) Mimosa > (also)
(14) GM > 34! 34!
(14) GM > Boy oh boy they don't look good.
(14) GM > Ronud reset: +1 Valor all
(14) GM > Arc!
(8) Alcor > (RETCONNING SOMETHING: Alcor said "cramping my style" earlier. Clearly he actually said "spraining" his style."
(8) Alcor > )
(14) GM > (RETCONNING SOMETHING: +1 Valor Alcor.)
(10) Arcturus > "I'm not sure what to think about you pulling a move like that..."
(10) Arcturus > "...Or not pulling a move like that, since I wasn't the target..."
(8) Alcor > "Just taking care of something more interesting than you."
(10) Arcturus > OCCULASER (+reload button)
(10) Arcturus > (12)
(14) GM > (VS Alcor, I assume)
(10) Arcturus > "I think I'm doing all right for interesting so far..."
(10) Arcturus > Yes
(8) Alcor > (11, damn.)
(14) GM > Hit!
(10) Arcturus > "Although for all I know this is a normal thing for you..."
(14) GM > Alcor, take your damage and go
(8) Alcor > (48 again?)
(10) Arcturus > Yes
(8) Alcor > He makes an impressively long jump backwards!
(8) Alcor > Once at the appropriate range, he once again punches Arc from across the room. (11 Muscle.)
(8) Alcor > (ER)
(8) Alcor > (Not Muscle.)
(8) Alcor > (9 Int. Right.)
(10) Arcturus > (...9)
(14) GM > Right in the FACE ow.
(8) Alcor > (39 damage.)
(14) GM > Thuban!
(10) Arcturus > "I wish you'd stop aiming for my face..."
(8) Alcor > "It's the manliest place to punch someone."
(8) Alcor > "Grow a duo."
(13) Thuban > Thuban backs up a couple of spaces himself and then lets out a blast of fire breath centered on the merc. Aura, 9 against merc, 12 against Arc, and 12 against the Prinny.
(14) GM > Merc: 13, Prinny: 9
(14) GM > ARc?
(10) Arcturus > "That's easy for you to say, it's going to be a huge pain to find a techsurgeon out here who can repair all this..."
(13) Thuban > (41 for damage.)
(10) Arcturus > (15)
(14) GM > Looks like the prinny takes the brunt of it.
(14) GM > And is now hanging on by a very unhappy-looking thread.
(14) GM > But their equal-opportunity prinny spirits will not be extinguished!
(14) GM > First, Prinny 2 jumps and takes a frenzy at Thuban!
(14) GM > Thuban, defend dex.
(14) GM > Prinny: 11
(13) Thuban > (12, sub muscle)
(14) GM > The knives reflect off of Thuban's draconian hide.
(14) GM > Prinny 3: "It looks pretty bad, dood..."
(14) GM > Prinny 1: "Never give up, dood! We'll use our ultimate technique!"
(14) GM > Prinny 3: "Great idea, dood! Ready, one two..."
(14) GM > Prinnies 1 & 3: "DOUBLE PRINNY DAREDEVIL ATTACK, DOOD!"
(14) GM > They then proceed to... both attack.
(14) GM > Mimosa, defend dex twice!
(14) GM > VS: 11, 12
(2) Mimosa > (12, 14!)
(14) GM > The DOUBLE PRINNY DAREDEVIL ATTACK proves completely, utterly worthless.
(2) Mimosa > "Ha!! Ultimate attack, nothing!! You stupid Prinnies!!"
(14) GM > The merc moves over here...
(14) GM > and uses Blade Rush!
(14) GM > Alcor and Thuban, defend Muscle!
(14) GM > VS Alcor: 10
(14) GM > VS Thuban: 13
(13) Thuban > (8)
(8) Alcor > (9)
(14) GM > Slashed!
(14) GM > That's 38 damage to you both.
(14) GM > After which he flips back to where he started.
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(8) Alcor > "Gah... dammit...
(8) Alcor > "
(2) Mimosa > "If only your equal rights applied to living, you foolish Prinnies. I'll finish off you two right now. Say your prayers!"
(8) Alcor > "Would you forget the damn Prinnies? There are actual threats on the field!
(8) Alcor > "
(2) Mimosa > "Mimosa Special Fire~! Burn to death!" Mimosa throws another fireball at the refraction point and then hits the two Prinnies who tried to attack her before.
(2) Mimosa > (vs Aura, 7 on top, 16 on bottom, Explosive damage)
(14) GM > (Sub Dex: 11, 5)
(14) GM > Damage?
(14) GM > Also, Crit damage?
(2) Mimosa > Overdriving the first one to make it hit
(14) GM > Hit!
(2) Mimosa > 48 Damage for normal. uh... 68 for critical
(14) GM > Both prinnies are toast.
(14) GM > Round reset! +1 Valor.
(14) GM > Arc!
(2) Mimosa > "Oooooooohohohoho~! Nobody can survive against the Stunning Beauty Mimosa!"
(10) Arcturus > Arc charges forward, pistol ready for HAMMERING TIME
(10) Arcturus > (13 Mus)
(10) Arcturus > (isn't his last move, by the way)
(10) Arcturus > "You've been taking a lot of hits so far..."
(8) Alcor > (11, overdriving to dodge because he's critical)
(10) Arcturus > (Can I overdrive to counter that dodge?)
(14) GM > (You can!)
(10) Arcturus > (I shall do it.)
(14) GM > Hit!
(10) Arcturus > (another 48)
(14) GM > Alcor!
(10) Arcturus > (HEY)
(14) GM > OH
(14) GM > Right
(14) GM > Arc, continue
(8) Alcor > "Aagh! Dammit, this isn't going right for the first battle!"
(10) Arcturus > Arc fiddles with his eyepiece again. SIZE UP ROLL: (14)
(8) Alcor > (7)
(8) Alcor > (So, updates on HP and SP?)
(14) GM > (Just give HP and ST)
(8) Alcor > (20 and 8, respectively.)
(14) GM > (Or SP I guess)
(14) GM > Alcor!
(8) Alcor > (He's kinda fucked.)
(10) Arcturus > "I thought so! You're almost finished, aren't you?"
(8) Alcor > "You bastard! I didn't get to be a Demon Lord by losing to people like you..."
(8) Alcor > "And I won't get to be Overlord that way, either!"
(14) GM > (+1 Valor for speech!)
(8) Alcor > (He did have to move up close, right?)
(14) GM > (He did.)
(14) GM > (Fix it, Arc!)
(8) Alcor > He swings his sword mightily!
(8) Alcor > (15 Muscle.)
(10) Arcturus > (8!)
(14) GM > Darn well hit!
(10) Arcturus > (Damage?)
(8) Alcor > (38)
(8) Alcor > Also after that he, like.
(8) Alcor > Moves.
(14) GM > Thuban!
(13) Thuban > If only attacking the Prinny were IC for Thuban. Instead, he backs up and fire breaths the merc again. Aura, 6 on merc and 11 on Arc.
(14) GM > Merc: 9
(14) GM > and +1 Valor for sticking to ICness over strategy
(14) GM > Arc, defend
(10) Arcturus > (vs. Aura?)
(14) GM > yes
(10) Arcturus > (6!)
(14) GM > Overdrive to hti the Merc?
(13) Thuban > (Yes plz. 41 damage.)
12:49 ** Voidさんが入室しました **
(14) GM > Said Merc takes 34 damage!
(14) GM > And is now looking not so hot.
12:50 ** (19) Voidさんが退室しました **
(14) GM > The Prinny and Merc both flail swords a Thuban!
(14) GM > Prinny: Dex 6
(14) GM > Merc: Mus 7
(14) GM > defend both!
(14) GM > at*
(13) Thuban > (10 vs. Prinny, 7 vs. merc)
(14) GM > Merc scores a hit!
(14) GM > 43 damage.
(14) GM > Mimosa!
(8) Alcor > "...Say..."
(8) Alcor > "Hey, Mercenary guy!"
(8) Alcor > "How much did these birdbrains pay you?"
(14) GM > Merc: "Uh, 1000HL each? I'm a discount mercenary."
(2) Mimosa > "Hm... One little Prinny and a big bad discount mercenary..."
(8) Alcor > "I'll give you 3500HL if you take your last remaining employer and get out of here."
(14) GM > Merc: "Eh, sure, sounds good to me."
(14) GM > Prinny: "Dood! That's not fair!"
(2) Mimosa > "Oh, Alcor, that's a genius idea!"
(8) Alcor > "...Well that was easy. And slightly retarded."
(13) Thuban > "Awww, I was having fun." Thuban pouts.
(2) Mimosa > "Hm, I wonder what I should do about Mr Cyborg here~?"
(10) Arcturus > "Can you even do that?" Arc looks a bit stunned.
(8) Alcor > "Fight the guy that's trying to kill me!"
12:54 ** (2) Mimosaさんが退室しました **
12:54 ** Mimosaさんが入室しました **
(2) Mimosa > "Alcor, sweetie, if I kill the cyborg, what would you give me?"
(8) Alcor > "And of course I can. Money makes the Netherworld go square."
(8) Alcor > "Well, I would theoretically owe you my life, so..."
(8) Alcor > "Uh..."
(8) Alcor > "I'd, uh."
(8) Alcor > "Have to think about that."
(10) Arcturus > "Weren't you just going on about manliness?"
(2) Mimosa > "Marriage! It's a done deal!"
(8) Alcor > "Maybe I should just let him kill me."
(10) Arcturus > "There's something about paying an opponent not to fight you..."
(10) Arcturus > "And then selling your body to your minions so they'll dogpile on me..."
(2) Mimosa > "Nothing personal Mr Cyborg, this is for love! Say goodbye~!"
(13) Thuban > "Hey! Only one minion! I don't want his body!"
(8) Alcor > "And I'm not selling my body! I just said I owe her!"
(2) Mimosa > "Mimosa Surprise Lovely Influence~!" Mimosa fires her peculiar laser at Arc from behind. 8 Int
(10) Arcturus > (7 Int)
(2) Mimosa > (38 Damage, minus Res)
(14) GM > Valor +1 all!
(14) GM > Arc!
(2) Mimosa > "Are you dead yet? I need to get planning on our honeymoon."
(10) Arcturus > "Sorry, but it's going to take more than that to take me out."
(2) Mimosa > "Nobody else kill him! Alcor's life belongs to me!"
(13) Thuban > "No promises."
(10) Arcturus > "Even if I do kill you, I get the feeling I'm not about to make it out alive myself..."
(8) Alcor > Alcor: "Probably not."
(10) Arcturus > "But I guess that's not really a good reason to give up now, so..."
(10) Arcturus > He dives over three squares and then laser blasts Alcor and Thuban.
(10) Arcturus > (Int to beat, Alcor 11, Thuban 10)
(8) Alcor > (14!)
(13) Thuban > (13, subbed Muscle)
(10) Arcturus > (And of course reload)
(14) GM > You aren't hardcore enough this time, Arc!
(14) GM > Or maybe... THEY ARE TOO HARDCORE.
(14) GM > Alcor!
(8) Alcor > "Didn't think I'd have to use this..."
(8) Alcor > He goes into a meditation-like state, and two more Alcors appear!
(10) Arcturus > "Three of them...?"
(8) Alcor > Stepping back a bit himself, he has one of his clones sword attack Arc.
(8) Alcor > (10 Muscle)
(10) Arcturus > (12)
(14) GM > Miss. Overdrive?
(2) Mimosa > "Th-Three Alcors?? I must be dreaming..."
(8) Alcor > (Sure.)
(14) GM > Hit! Arc, Overdrive?
(10) Arcturus > (...Naw.)
(14) GM > Hit successful.
(10) Arcturus > "...Wait, wasn't that one the original?"
(10) Arcturus > "But that attack was solid..."
(10) Arcturus > (Damage?)
(8) Alcor > (fuck one sec)
(8) Alcor > (38)
(14) GM > Thuban!
(10) Arcturus > Arc is not looking good, folks!
(13) Thuban > Thuban takes to the air again and flies behind Arc, before dropping onto him for some Dragon Kung-Fu. Muscle, 8.
(10) Arcturus > (....8)
(10) Arcturus > Arc Overdrives and just totally flings him off.
(14) GM > Thuban, counter-Overdrive?
(13) Thuban > Sure!
(14) GM > Hit!
(14) GM > Damage?
(13) Thuban > 48
(14) GM > Is Arc still up?
(10) Arcturus > Arc is looking very bad!
(14) GM > He is!
(10) Arcturus > He is...
(14) GM > Wow, what's your Def?
(10) Arcturus > CUTSCENE FINISH y/n?
(10) Arcturus > (the he is... was going to lead into another sentence)
(10) Arcturus > (he's down on paper)
(10) Arcturus > (wanted to clarify that)
(14) GM > (Ah)
(10) Arcturus > (I have forgotten the sentence)
(10) Arcturus > (the gist: he's looking all broken-down robot-y)
(10) Arcturus > "Am I... really going to lose?"
(10) Arcturus > "So... close..."
(8) Alcor > "Of course you are! But it's pretty impressive that you did as well as you did, I guess."
(14) GM > (Meanwhile, the Merc chases the Prinny off into the sunset.)
(14) GM > (Maybe they get married.)
(10) Arcturus > "Thanks..."
(10) Arcturus > "But..."
(8) Alcor > The clones disappear and Alcor walks up to Arc, destroying the grid.
(8) Alcor > "Shut up, shut up."
(8) Alcor > "I've got an idea."
(8) Alcor > "I COULD always kill you now..."
(8) Alcor > "But I could use a fighter like you for my campaign to become Overlord!"
(10) Arcturus > "You mean... you're not the Overlord?"
(2) Mimosa > "He will be some day, but not yet."
(8) Alcor > "I told you that forever ago, you damn moron!"
(8) Alcor > "I'm a Demon Lord."
(10) Arcturus > (Arc is basically panting after every other word but that is tedious to both type out and read)
(8) Alcor > "And hell..."
(10) Arcturus > "W-what?"
(8) Alcor > "Once I am the Overlord..."
(8) Alcor > "You can challenge me again!"
(8) Alcor > "But as it is, your mission is a bit useless."
(8) Alcor > "After all... the Overlord is dead."
(10) Arcturus > "He's dead?"
(2) Mimosa > "Yep."
(13) Thuban > "Dead as dead gets."
(10) Arcturus > "So... my homeworld is safe?"
(8) Alcor > "Missing, anyway. But it's obvious to anyone what happened. The old recluse croaked without having an heir."
(2) Mimosa > "Nope. Probably not until Alcor is the Overlord."
(8) Alcor > "I'm betting demons attack your planet at total random."
(8) Alcor > "I COULD put a stop to it once I'm in charge."
(8) Alcor > "I guess."
(8) Alcor > "It really depends on how you play your checkers."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm..."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm not sure what to think about all this..."
(10) Arcturus > "But I guess you have yourself a new vassal."
(10) Arcturus > "Or is vassal even the right word?"
(2) Mimosa > "Monkey boy."
(8) Alcor > "Excellent decision. There was nothing stopping me from killing you. Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
(8) Alcor > Alcor quietely hopes he doesn't do that Size Up thing again.
(10) Arcturus > "T-that laugh..."
(8) Alcor > "What about it?"
(10) Arcturus > "It's very..."
(10) Arcturus > "...loud."
(10) Arcturus > Arc is swaying on his feet (well, he's actually crumpled half-conscious on the floor but if he were standing he'd be swaying)
(10) Arcturus > ...and is apparently too out of it to come up with any better description.
(2) Mimosa > "So what are we going to do about that flaming spaceship?"
(8) Alcor > "The Prinnies will--"
(8) Alcor > "..."
(8) Alcor > "...Crap."
(13) Thuban > "It's... scenic?" Thuban half-heartedly offers.
(8) Alcor > "On the bright side, I can make robot-boy work for free until he's paid for it."
(10) Arcturus > "I'm pretty sure I can fix that..." Arc mumbles into the floor.
13:47 ** (14) GMさんが退室しました **
13:47 ** (8) Alcorさんが退室しました **