Jan 07, 2005 22:26
The Top 5 Reasons 2005
Is Totally Going to Rock
August 6: Finally! My turn to make an illicit videotape with Paris Hilton.
With the success of "The Apprentice" and "The Rebel Billionaire," it can't be long before we see "Who Wants to Beat Up Bill Gates?"
My psychic said I'll get screwed royally -- Fergie, here I come!
The success of "Meet the Fockers" inspires a flurry of even more hilarious movies, such as "Meet the Shipheads," "Those Crazy Azzols" and "Yippee-ki-yay, Mother Focker!"
and the Number 1 Reason 2005 Is Totally Going to Rock...
It's going to be the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Get out your thesauruses, ladies!