Much akin to thrice it's own weight in gold...
Lo, a quick view placed at the southern sky shows much that is going on. Take note, as this may very well be the last of the days. Days, which are placed in exceedingly questionable wonder, they cross to and fro, forever waiting for the ending that shall never come. It is due to this lack of finality that we do let fall a single solitary tear. This tear, which left unguarded, does slowly begin it's ever quickening descent to the earthen ground. Only after this is it reborn, much alike the phoenix of olde, into the insubstantial aether. There, it once again forms into its natural state, and falls again to the earth, constantly locked in cycle.
This cycle shall forever remain guarded by the spirit of the Titan of Olde, Chronos, the father and victim of Zeus and Poseidon. These brothers, as we all know, bring forth havoc and destruction upon the mortal realms, plunging the earth into darkness and destruction. It is due to these two, that the term "Florida Driver" becomes somewhat of an oxymoron when the sun doesn't shine in the sunshine state. Hurling lightning bolts from the heavens, Zeus strikes fear into the hearts of mortals, whilst Poseidon brings forth moderate displeasure as he extends his reign from the seas to create a kingdom upon the lands of men. Though each alone are tolerable by most, the combination can be particularly dumbfounding.
This cycle shall forever remain guarded by the spirit of the Titan of Olde, Chronos, the father and victim of Zeus and Poseidon. These brothers, as we all know, bring forth havoc and destruction upon the mortal realms, plunging the earth into darkness and destruction. It is due to these two, that the term "Florida Driver" becomes somewhat of an oxymoron when the sun doesn't shine in the sunshine state. Hurling lightning bolts from the heavens, Zeus strikes fear into the hearts of mortals, whilst Poseidon brings forth moderate displeasure as he extends his reign from the seas to create a kingdom upon the lands of men. Though each alone are tolerable by most, the combination can be particularly dumbfounding.