best stress relief dream ever.
Ok. yesterday i bought the new car, but that has nothing to do with the dream. but while they were doing the paperwork, we went to pizza hut, when we were getting ready to leave, the waitress and mom were talking. the table next to us had just sat down and waited for like 2 minutes, which is about the same time we had started to talk with the waitress. She then shouts over in the rudest tone. "Excuse me i think you can leave them be now, I am ready to order right now."
So the waitress says back "yea ill be over in just a sec, i am finishing this conversation with my customers"
i love that waitress.
The other lady goes to the counter, and she says " can i have a comment card please?" then walks into the bathroom.
Wow how amazing is that when you think that a comment card is the only way to make a complaint. rather than just tell the manager right there, since thats who she asked for the comment card. lol... anyways
Begin wavy dream sequence::
idk what the hell fueld this one.
Im at shell... not in uniform for one. i turn around to count a drawer, then turn back around, there are litterly lines, weaving through the store and actually out the door and through the parking lot.
The lady that was being a bitch at pizza hut was in line. she gets up to being the next customer in line. the customer in front of her had ordered powerball, and it was a little old lady so i did the whole " make a customer laugh and feel better if they look kinda depressed about something" so i sent the lady on her way with a smile on her face. now. captian Bitchy bitchington puts her stuff on the counter, and she looks as if she remembers the pizza hut incident, so once she puts her stuff on the counter, she tells me that she needs a pack of c batteries. i ask her if she wants a 1 pack or a 2 pack. she looks at me weird and says 2. i bring them back, she looks at me and asks if im a retard since she apparently asked for almond m&m's. so after that, everyprice i rung into the register was off, and out of 10 items she brought up, she had to go and change each one. believing that she could just push people outta the way to get back to the front of the line. now as she is being rung out, i ask if she needs a bag, she says, "why the fuck wouldnt i" so i put her stuff in a paper bag which is what everyone always gets and she doesnt say anything. i push her stuff to her side of the counter and except her payment. as i count her change outta the drawer, she looks at me and says, " i asked for plastic bags. i cant carry this. HOW THE FUCK HARD IS YOUR JOB!"
I look at her.
take a plastic bag, put it in the paper bag, take her change place it.. well, throw it in her hand, and as she turns around, i tell her with a serious face,
" Look lady, me, my fellow cashiers, and all of these customers around have all watched you be the rudest bitch ever. please never come back in our store. you are not allowed back. and news flash sweethart. your not a movie star, and this isnt the "perfect shell station" now please leave my store before things get outta hand"
she looks back at me and says " wow. car horns must blow, cause you do to asshole"
End wavy dream sequence:::
wow. that was a cool dream. lmao.
So the waitress says back "yea ill be over in just a sec, i am finishing this conversation with my customers"
i love that waitress.
The other lady goes to the counter, and she says " can i have a comment card please?" then walks into the bathroom.
Wow how amazing is that when you think that a comment card is the only way to make a complaint. rather than just tell the manager right there, since thats who she asked for the comment card. lol... anyways
Begin wavy dream sequence::
idk what the hell fueld this one.
Im at shell... not in uniform for one. i turn around to count a drawer, then turn back around, there are litterly lines, weaving through the store and actually out the door and through the parking lot.
The lady that was being a bitch at pizza hut was in line. she gets up to being the next customer in line. the customer in front of her had ordered powerball, and it was a little old lady so i did the whole " make a customer laugh and feel better if they look kinda depressed about something" so i sent the lady on her way with a smile on her face. now. captian Bitchy bitchington puts her stuff on the counter, and she looks as if she remembers the pizza hut incident, so once she puts her stuff on the counter, she tells me that she needs a pack of c batteries. i ask her if she wants a 1 pack or a 2 pack. she looks at me weird and says 2. i bring them back, she looks at me and asks if im a retard since she apparently asked for almond m&m's. so after that, everyprice i rung into the register was off, and out of 10 items she brought up, she had to go and change each one. believing that she could just push people outta the way to get back to the front of the line. now as she is being rung out, i ask if she needs a bag, she says, "why the fuck wouldnt i" so i put her stuff in a paper bag which is what everyone always gets and she doesnt say anything. i push her stuff to her side of the counter and except her payment. as i count her change outta the drawer, she looks at me and says, " i asked for plastic bags. i cant carry this. HOW THE FUCK HARD IS YOUR JOB!"
I look at her.
take a plastic bag, put it in the paper bag, take her change place it.. well, throw it in her hand, and as she turns around, i tell her with a serious face,
" Look lady, me, my fellow cashiers, and all of these customers around have all watched you be the rudest bitch ever. please never come back in our store. you are not allowed back. and news flash sweethart. your not a movie star, and this isnt the "perfect shell station" now please leave my store before things get outta hand"
she looks back at me and says " wow. car horns must blow, cause you do to asshole"
End wavy dream sequence:::
wow. that was a cool dream. lmao.