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wow guys, yesterday, im tellin ya was pretty fuckin bad... first i broke mi pipe in the back room at work... then LITERALLY almost got hit by a dodge ram... n then aaron brought vodka to work n everyone was pouring drinks n sippin on it in the back room n i sed i had quit drinkin... n i didnt wanna be there around it... david sed u couldnt taste n e in his lemonaid n i was curious so took a sip... n it wasnt strong tastin but aaron sed he put hella in it... thats beside the point tho, i didnt drink to get n e kind uf buzz but directly after that happening whisper shows up n i was jokin around n asked if she wanted something to drink n suggested vodka n she smelt mi breath n cause i had juss tasted davids drink mi breath smelled like alcohol... so whisper was assumming things n called me a hyprocrit... i knoe drinkiin at work is bad thats why i didnt... so many things coulda happened that nite... wut if the security found out n had to call the cops that would be mi third fuckin offense... wut a way to go down, get in truble fer one sip man, fuck that... i aint goin to jail over some gay shit like that... aarons the fuckin assistant manager, why is he bringing shit like that in to work... great management at pretzel time im tellin ya... n when gary asked me wut was wrong after i broke mi pipe n i told him he told me to take it home to scrape it n that if i had n e uther manager i would be fired rite now... but thank god i dont have n e uthe manager ya knoe wut i mean... but whispers done with her shower so im outro...