{{laughs}} Ahh, but you have made my day. In all actuality, his pansy ass FATHER, who had over 20 years in the military, accused me of stealing his "blue swiss army knife with a white lanyard" that he carried for 15 years during the servide. Uh, I have a knife collection. I hate swiss army knives, which Phil KNOWS. And I wouldn't steal from his wannabe badass father, any way. If I wanted one of those POS knives, I'd stop by an army surplus store. And what's bad about it is his father didn't even have the cajones to accuse me to my face. He left me a poorly written NOTE with multiple spelling and grammar mistakes. {{laughs}} But then, he probably got pissed when.. well, Phil and his father were moving my shit around to get Phil's shit moved out, and they ripped a Ruth Thompson lith I got at the only D*C I have been to. So I asked - NICELY, no less, and yes, I am serious! - please do not touch my belongings any more if they were going to be careless. His father IMMEDIATELY jumped up IN MY FACE and began yelling how that house was HIS SON'S HOUSE (note - *I* gave him the money for the promissory note to GET the fucking house) and he had the right to do what he wanted, and they hadn't touched any thing. To which I raised an eyebrow, stepped up to his EX military ass and told him he was full of shit, and I began pointing out what HAD been touched. Mr. Pansy Military Man had not paid attention that I grew up in a military family, and I wasn't intimidated by his pmpous exclamations of false glory. Poon. Any way - sorry for the explanation, but your response made me laugh. A lot. Phil would never apologize - he's stuck too far up daddy's ass, and is too much of a hypocritical hypochondriac to ever admit to anything; especially if it means he has to stand up to his daddy. From one poon to another.... that would be the title of their lives' soap opera. {{snickers}}
ROFL That has to be one of my favorite words, if for no other reasont hat it has EXTREME versatility! {{cackles}} And besides.... in this particular case, it is very true, too. {{snickers}}
Ahh, but you have made my day.
In all actuality, his pansy ass FATHER, who had over 20 years in the military, accused me of stealing his "blue swiss army knife with a white lanyard" that he carried for 15 years during the servide.
Uh, I have a knife collection. I hate swiss army knives, which Phil KNOWS. And I wouldn't steal from his wannabe badass father, any way. If I wanted one of those POS knives, I'd stop by an army surplus store.
And what's bad about it is his father didn't even have the cajones to accuse me to my face. He left me a poorly written NOTE with multiple spelling and grammar mistakes.
{{laughs}} But then, he probably got pissed when.. well, Phil and his father were moving my shit around to get Phil's shit moved out, and they ripped a Ruth Thompson lith I got at the only D*C I have been to. So I asked - NICELY, no less, and yes, I am serious! - please do not touch my belongings any more if they were going to be careless. His father IMMEDIATELY jumped up IN MY FACE and began yelling how that house was HIS SON'S HOUSE (note - *I* gave him the money for the promissory note to GET the fucking house) and he had the right to do what he wanted, and they hadn't touched any thing. To which I raised an eyebrow, stepped up to his EX military ass and told him he was full of shit, and I began pointing out what HAD been touched.
Mr. Pansy Military Man had not paid attention that I grew up in a military family, and I wasn't intimidated by his pmpous exclamations of false glory.
Poon.
Any way - sorry for the explanation, but your response made me laugh. A lot.
Phil would never apologize - he's stuck too far up daddy's ass, and is too much of a hypocritical hypochondriac to ever admit to anything; especially if it means he has to stand up to his daddy.
From one poon to another.... that would be the title of their lives' soap opera.
{{snickers}}
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That has to be one of my favorite words, if for no other reasont hat it has EXTREME versatility!
{{cackles}}
And besides.... in this particular case, it is very true, too.
{{snickers}}
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