im a whale

May 27, 2007 22:22


(i apologize ahead of time for friends and family that may read this entry and shudder at the thought of my sparkling wet tush, but hey, i warned you right?)

a week overdue and i'm huge, i'm noticing my boyfriend wants nothing to do with me because i do in fact resemble a whale.

standing naked and dripping wet in front of the television (because the tv set is on top of my dresser drawer so naturally i have to get in front of it to get my clothes) and my boyfriend complains that he can't see the big fat bald man welding the side of a classic car.  i let that slide with my feelings only slightly hurt.

making sexual motions on the bed while a game downloads on the computer (very slowly i might add, it took like 15 minutes to download). my boyfriend glances over and then grumbles about how slowly the computer was downloading. i guess i failed at getting his full attention. ouch.

i just want to be held damnit! i don't even require sex!

nobody said being pregnant was easy.
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