Revision is tough, but you do find some pretty interesting things..

May 18, 2007 19:58

I would like to thank Andy Warhol for the Wigs, sunglasses and general look.

Ikea for the tables, the glasses,

I’d like to thank European farming subsidies for this magnificent red wine.

Levi Straus and American cotton mills for the jeans, a factory in China for their production, a shipping magnet from Greece for bringing them to me.

A sweatshops somewhere in the middle of nowhere for my shirt/blouse.

Perrier for the water, Douwe Eghberts for the coffee, Tate and Lyle for the Sugar.

A Columbian mine in what was a forest for my ring.

Bic for the pen that I wrote this with,

Apple and Microsoft for checking the spelling,

A small factory in Italy for my shoes, an even smaller factory in India for the laces.

Gillette for my legs, Colgate for a whiter smile, Nurofen for taking away my headache,

A paper mill in Scandinavia for the paper that this is printed on, Epsom for the printer,

Calvin Klein for my underwear, Samsonite for my luggage.

Phillips for the Light bulbs, Sony for the Tapes, Cannon for the Camera Lieka for the lens, Eastman for the film,

Id like to thank each and every one of you for making me the person who I am
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