The Professionals Anonymous Pornfest
Way, way back last year we ran an Anonymous Pornfest for Life on Mars over at fiandyfic. It was great fun, generated a shedload of fic and encouraged at least two new writers (that I know of) to start posting their own fic at the lifein1973 comm.
Which is all brilliant. And the time is nearly upon us to do another one.
This isn't it.
I thought to myself: 'Well, if we had so much fun with LoM, how about doing on for The Professionals fandom?' and several of you agreed.
So this is it. Enjoy, have fun, and I'll call a halt to the festivities in a few weeks, or when no-one posts any more. All you have to do is anonymously request a fic or anonymously reply to a request with fic. Multiple submissions are encouraged for any request. Don't worry if your favourite prompt has already been answered. The more fic, the merrier!
If you want an example of how we play, last year's Life on Mars Anonymous Pornfest is here. As in the example, I'll be collating responses as we go along.
THE RULES
@ Anonymously post a request for a fic you've always wanted to read about, but were too shy to ask for/write it yourself.
@ Others will anonymously reply to your request with a story. The story can be any length. Size doesn't matter. (No, really!)
@ You can write as many stories as you like. If someone has already written a story for a request, you can still write one too! The requester is hardly going to mind. ;)
@ You can make as many requests as you like, but the rule of thumb is to fulfill a request for each one you make yourself. But it's OK to just request too. We just don't want the meme to stagnate!
@ Do keep in mind that ALL POSTING MUST BE ANONYMOUS, this includes feedback. Any non-anonymous posts will be deleted. There will be no exceptions to this rule. If you want to draw attention to anything, either PM, email or comment on another entry with your request.
@ This is a sex-meme, which means we're generally expecting you to request something sex-related. It doesn't necessarily have to be sexual, but it does have to be something more than just a pairing. Details = love.
@ Play nice! Personal attacks will be deleted, as will non-constructive criticism (aka flaming). There's a risk of trolling with anything allowing people to post anonymously, so please, please DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS. Ignore the requests you don't like. Make one you do like instead. ;)
@ Finally, it would be useful if you could title your comments either "Request", "Fic" or "Feedback" so it's easier for those of us who just want to read the ensuing hot smut. ;)
@ Even more finally, have fun!!!
HOW TO POST ANONYMOUSLY:
- Don't worry about logging out.
- Just click 'post comment' or 'reply to this post', and select 'more options'.
- Select to post anonymously.
- Tada! That should work.
The Responses
- Rentboy!Doyle, handcuffs and a secret assignation.
- Bodie/Murphy, use of climbing ropes
Response 1: Untitled
- Bodie/Doyle, Doyle dressed in horse riding gear (boots and crop must be included)
Response 1 - Praise and Punishment: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four
- Cowley masturbating to the image/picture/fantasy of Bodie in a kilt.
Response 1 - The Major and His Man: Part One, Part Two
- unexpected threesome after a mission: Bodie/Doyle/Murphy; car bonnet; mutual hand jobs a plus!
- Bodie/Doyle, My Fair Lady
- Cowley being 'helpful' and wanking Bodie off at the office, Doyle spying on them and getting himself off.
Response 1 - Watching: Part One, Part Two
- Bodie/Doyle: Aliens Made them Do it! (Will Cowley ever believe THAT?)
Response 1 - A Foreign Tongue: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven (Warning - AU)
- Bodie/Doyle, Bodie in makeup and women's underwear
- Bodie/Doyle, leather jacket. Bonus points if in a public setting.
- Cowley and Elizabeth Walsh, entirely up to the writer because I think this pairing's too rarely sighted. It needn't even be anything very explicit. *g*
- Doyle undercover as submissive rentboy, jealous Bodie has to watch/listen. Eventually B/D have rough cons sex, pref with a touch of bondage - D, not B!
- Bodie undercover as a rentboy in a very high-end club (tux!!!!), Cowley posing as his 'john' (as himself! oh his reputation!) and jealous!Doyle as club security...eventually pulling Bodie aside to teach him a lesson.
- Doyle drugged and willing, Bodie taking advantage
Response 1 - Stoned: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
- Bodie/dildo.
- Bodie/Doyle, arriving home in the dark, "unknown" intruder with sex in the plans.
- A new agent has joined the ranks of CI5 and is openly flirting with Bodie. He's young, muscular, very good-looking and ex-Army. Doyle gets jealous and takes steps to make Bodie his.
- Doyle's undercover as a teacher. Bodie's underneath his desk.
- Bodie/Doyle. Bondage without sadism ie leather and chains but no pain inflicted
- Bodie/Doyle. Getting sweaty at the gym.
- Ray goes to get a clean t-shirt out of Bodie's drawer. He finds a freshly-washed and folded pink tutu with tights and ballet pumps - in Bodie's size!
- Murphy and Bodie on a climbing op- on a roof? Bodie is excited by the thrill of the difficult task and that plays visible tricks with his body... Murphy knows a cure high up there.
- Bodie/Doyle, camouflage fatigues, roughing it on exercises a plus.
- Bodie/Doyle. Doyle as cabana boy--with sunscreen.
Response 1: Sun King
Response 2: Whiter Shade of Pale (sequel to Sun King, above)
- Doyle/Stuart, preferably with jealous!Bodie, esp. if it can end B/D or even B/D/S.
Which is all brilliant. And the time is nearly upon us to do another one.
This isn't it.
I thought to myself: 'Well, if we had so much fun with LoM, how about doing on for The Professionals fandom?' and several of you agreed.
So this is it. Enjoy, have fun, and I'll call a halt to the festivities in a few weeks, or when no-one posts any more. All you have to do is anonymously request a fic or anonymously reply to a request with fic. Multiple submissions are encouraged for any request. Don't worry if your favourite prompt has already been answered. The more fic, the merrier!
If you want an example of how we play, last year's Life on Mars Anonymous Pornfest is here. As in the example, I'll be collating responses as we go along.
THE RULES
@ Anonymously post a request for a fic you've always wanted to read about, but were too shy to ask for/write it yourself.
@ Others will anonymously reply to your request with a story. The story can be any length. Size doesn't matter. (No, really!)
@ You can write as many stories as you like. If someone has already written a story for a request, you can still write one too! The requester is hardly going to mind. ;)
@ You can make as many requests as you like, but the rule of thumb is to fulfill a request for each one you make yourself. But it's OK to just request too. We just don't want the meme to stagnate!
@ Do keep in mind that ALL POSTING MUST BE ANONYMOUS, this includes feedback. Any non-anonymous posts will be deleted. There will be no exceptions to this rule. If you want to draw attention to anything, either PM, email or comment on another entry with your request.
@ This is a sex-meme, which means we're generally expecting you to request something sex-related. It doesn't necessarily have to be sexual, but it does have to be something more than just a pairing. Details = love.
@ Play nice! Personal attacks will be deleted, as will non-constructive criticism (aka flaming). There's a risk of trolling with anything allowing people to post anonymously, so please, please DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS. Ignore the requests you don't like. Make one you do like instead. ;)
@ Finally, it would be useful if you could title your comments either "Request", "Fic" or "Feedback" so it's easier for those of us who just want to read the ensuing hot smut. ;)
@ Even more finally, have fun!!!
HOW TO POST ANONYMOUSLY:
- Don't worry about logging out.
- Just click 'post comment' or 'reply to this post', and select 'more options'.
- Select to post anonymously.
- Tada! That should work.
The Responses
- Rentboy!Doyle, handcuffs and a secret assignation.
- Bodie/Murphy, use of climbing ropes
Response 1: Untitled
- Bodie/Doyle, Doyle dressed in horse riding gear (boots and crop must be included)
Response 1 - Praise and Punishment: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four
- Cowley masturbating to the image/picture/fantasy of Bodie in a kilt.
Response 1 - The Major and His Man: Part One, Part Two
- unexpected threesome after a mission: Bodie/Doyle/Murphy; car bonnet; mutual hand jobs a plus!
- Bodie/Doyle, My Fair Lady
- Cowley being 'helpful' and wanking Bodie off at the office, Doyle spying on them and getting himself off.
Response 1 - Watching: Part One, Part Two
- Bodie/Doyle: Aliens Made them Do it! (Will Cowley ever believe THAT?)
Response 1 - A Foreign Tongue: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven (Warning - AU)
- Bodie/Doyle, Bodie in makeup and women's underwear
- Bodie/Doyle, leather jacket. Bonus points if in a public setting.
- Cowley and Elizabeth Walsh, entirely up to the writer because I think this pairing's too rarely sighted. It needn't even be anything very explicit. *g*
- Doyle undercover as submissive rentboy, jealous Bodie has to watch/listen. Eventually B/D have rough cons sex, pref with a touch of bondage - D, not B!
- Bodie undercover as a rentboy in a very high-end club (tux!!!!), Cowley posing as his 'john' (as himself! oh his reputation!) and jealous!Doyle as club security...eventually pulling Bodie aside to teach him a lesson.
- Doyle drugged and willing, Bodie taking advantage
Response 1 - Stoned: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
- Bodie/dildo.
- Bodie/Doyle, arriving home in the dark, "unknown" intruder with sex in the plans.
- A new agent has joined the ranks of CI5 and is openly flirting with Bodie. He's young, muscular, very good-looking and ex-Army. Doyle gets jealous and takes steps to make Bodie his.
- Doyle's undercover as a teacher. Bodie's underneath his desk.
- Bodie/Doyle. Bondage without sadism ie leather and chains but no pain inflicted
- Bodie/Doyle. Getting sweaty at the gym.
- Ray goes to get a clean t-shirt out of Bodie's drawer. He finds a freshly-washed and folded pink tutu with tights and ballet pumps - in Bodie's size!
- Murphy and Bodie on a climbing op- on a roof? Bodie is excited by the thrill of the difficult task and that plays visible tricks with his body... Murphy knows a cure high up there.
- Bodie/Doyle, camouflage fatigues, roughing it on exercises a plus.
- Bodie/Doyle. Doyle as cabana boy--with sunscreen.
Response 1: Sun King
Response 2: Whiter Shade of Pale (sequel to Sun King, above)
- Doyle/Stuart, preferably with jealous!Bodie, esp. if it can end B/D or even B/D/S.