hey everybody

Apr 12, 2005 22:23

nothing has been going on...just boredom lol... here's something i found that i thought was funny

You Know You're From Detroit When...

You call McNichols 6 Mile---------------Yes

You pronounce Lahser as "Lasher"---------------Yes

You add an "s" on Livernois---------------Yes

You own a pair of gators in a variety of colors

Your gators match your suit (pink, purple, green, etc.)

You`ve had to wait forever for the DOT bus---------------Yes

Your car payment is higher than your rent

You outfit cost more than your car payment

You get your nails and hair done every week just to go to the mall---------------LOL

You can do any of the 3,000 hustles

You take ballroom hustle lessons---------------used to...LOL

You airbrush your toenails

You put nail tips and acrylic on your toenails---------------Yes

You`re familiar with the term "Dress to Impress"---------------Yes

You can find a cabaret on any given Saturday of the year---------------Yes

You listen to Mason in the morning on 102.7 FM---------------Yes

You know the words to "Hello Detroit" by Sammy Davis Jr.---------------Yes

You are mad about the Joe Louis Statue (the fist) in the middle of Jefferson

Your neighborhood church is across the street or next door to a liquor store AND a Chinese food restaurant---------------Yes if not a chinese restaurant then CONEY ISLAND!!!

You don`t know the difference between winter white and summer white

You've been to a club at 1 am and paid $20 to party for one hour

You can buy an outfit, activate your cell phone, and buy lunch at the corner liquor store---------------Yes

You get your hair "did"---------------Yes

You have Mardi Gras beads from Fishbone`s hanging from your rear view mirror

Youo've stopped at a shrimp shack after 2 am (because it tastes the best at this time)---------------Yes

You think that Lou's Deli (the Mc Nichols location) has the best corned beef sandwiches!---------------Yes

You shop at Cest La Vie

You've had to drive a half a mile to make a left turn (The Michigan Left)

You drink Faygo pop---------------Yes ! all the time

You've knocked all the hub caps off your car - and your alignment's totally out of whack

You go to the Auto Show to find men / women---------------Yes

You own a red leather outfit

You shop at Mr. Alan`s to get the 2 for $50 deal---------------Yes

You shop at City Slicker shoes and the Broadway

You know the words to the City Slicker Shoes and the Broadway radio commercials---------------Yes

You've been to the Festival in Hart Plaza---------------Yes

You own a Navigator or an Expedition and you live with your mother

The Cass Corridor is your jogging route.

Wednesday is Metro Times day.

You have a taste for coney dogs.---------------Yes and Chilli cheese fries

You can dodge potholes without dropping your cell phone.

You can name the CEOs of all the Big 3.

You can't get to sleep without the sound of sirens.---------------Yes

You hate the city, but you'll kick the ass of anyone who disses it.---------------Yes

You love Vernor's and Better Made Chips---------------Yes

You refer to the city as "the D."---------------Yes

You swim at Belle Isle beach.---------------Yes

You bitch about the need for mass transit but know deep down you'd never use it.

You know the given names of all the expressways.---------------Yes

People get scared when you say you're from here.---------------Ion kno...lol

You have two cars: One for daily use, and one hooptie for extreme occasions.

A six-street intersection with a Michigan turn seems logical.---------------Yes

You think Devil's Night is celebrated everywhere.---------------I thought it was..LOL

If it's less than 10 blocks away, you drive anyway.

You are connected to Eminem by 3 or fewer people.---------------Yes

You know Eminem and Kid Rock are not actually from Detroit, but Warren (a suburb) and a small farm town.---------------Yes

You have ridden the People Mover.---------------Yes

When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Detroit.

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LOL mostly all that stuff is true...they have alot of cities too...

IM FINALLY getting a NEW phone...which one tho? Its with tmobile





which one? i hope the pictures arent blurry
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