Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,

[m1sstuck3r]

I feel awful. Absolutely awful. I have been sick all day today and haven't done much more than fix myself something to eat while complaining to the silence. My internet connection, which I've named "Wes," has thoroughly pissed me off because my wireless card, which I've named "Ronald," has decided to be a fickle bitch. A fickle, fickle bitch.

Ronald, you're a bitch.

- As Always -
Tucker