STOLEN!
.:The Generic Teenager Stereotype:.
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: Not really...
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Used to
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Fuck if I know
Do you skip classes? How often?: I don't even go to school anymore
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: Only one person I have sex with, and that's it
Do you steal?: Stole this, BITCH!
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: What's inappropriate?
Do you drool over celebrities?: Nope
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Occasionally
Do you ever watch the News?: No
Do you even care about world issues?: No
Do you read books often?: Somewhat
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: Again, don't go to school anymore..
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: I try to get out when I can
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Yes
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Used to
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Don't need a silly crush, I have a girlfriend/wife :P
Do you cuss a lot?: Yeah, whenever I speak just about.
Are you desperate to fit in?: Nope
Are you intelligent?: I like to think so
.:The Goth Stereotype:.
Black lipstick?: Sure
Black eyeliner?: Sure
Black eyeshadow?: Sure
Black trenchcoat?: Got one
Black boots?: Got four
Black fishnets?: Yeah
Black nail polish?: Sure
Cigarettes?: Yes
Heavy metal music?: Of course
Marilyn Manson?: He's ok
Kittie?: They're ok
Cradle of Filth?: Not that great at all
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Usually expressionless unless I'm with Ashley
Perpetual angst? Sure, why not
What do you like to be seen as: Myself
Are you an intellectual?: Sometimes
An atheist?: I'm a bit more complicated than that...
Horrible home life?: It has it's days
Hopelessly depressed?: Yes
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Occasionally
Self-mutilation?: It's fun =)
.:The Punk Stereotype:.
Plaid?: I'll pass
Big black boots?: Why big? So I can push you then laugh when you fall?
Mohawk?: BLAH!
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: Ummm.....6 on my face
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Not loud, no reason to be.
Wild hair colors?: I consider it normal
NOFX?: They're ok
Rancid?: They're ok
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Don't care
.:The Jock Sterotype:.
What's your IQ?: 156
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Nope
Play a lot of sports?: Occasionally
Talk a lot about sports?: Nope
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: I don't think about sports at all...
Are you arrogant?: Some say that I am
Are you a male or female whore?: I'm only Ashley's whore :P
Are you homophobic?: No
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Nope
Boobs?: Are nice
Parties?: Ehh
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers?: I did half of that, refuse to do the other half...
.:The Girl Stereotype:.
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: No
Have you ever been on a diet?: Eating regularly is considered a diet...but I don't even do that so no
How much did you lose?: I've lost 50 pounds so far :P
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: I have a disorder with eating your mom
Make yourself throw up?: I have before, but not to lose weight
Make-up?: Ehh
Low-cut tops?: of course!
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: B½ :P
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Nope
Giggle a lot?: Sometimes
What's the deal with boys?: Not a fan of dick, sorry
Thongs?: Hells yeah!
Pretty bras?: They just get taken off anyway, so what's the point?
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Wtf are they?
Who's the weaker sex?: Neither
Are you a feminist?: Damn straight!
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: No, but he was fuckin awesome in Fight Club
How often do you shave your legs?: Never
How about your armpits?: Never
Are you emotional?: Somewhat
Especially when on your period?: I don't bleed from there....guys aren't supposed to :P
.:This Or That:.
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Companionship
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Fuck....errrrr
Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation
Unique or Loved?: Loved
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: You cause Them are evil!
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: Not really...
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Used to
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Fuck if I know
Do you skip classes? How often?: I don't even go to school anymore
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: Only one person I have sex with, and that's it
Do you steal?: Stole this, BITCH!
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: What's inappropriate?
Do you drool over celebrities?: Nope
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Occasionally
Do you ever watch the News?: No
Do you even care about world issues?: No
Do you read books often?: Somewhat
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: Again, don't go to school anymore..
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: I try to get out when I can
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Yes
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Used to
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Don't need a silly crush, I have a girlfriend/wife :P
Do you cuss a lot?: Yeah, whenever I speak just about.
Are you desperate to fit in?: Nope
Are you intelligent?: I like to think so
.:The Goth Stereotype:.
Black lipstick?: Sure
Black eyeliner?: Sure
Black eyeshadow?: Sure
Black trenchcoat?: Got one
Black boots?: Got four
Black fishnets?: Yeah
Black nail polish?: Sure
Cigarettes?: Yes
Heavy metal music?: Of course
Marilyn Manson?: He's ok
Kittie?: They're ok
Cradle of Filth?: Not that great at all
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Usually expressionless unless I'm with Ashley
Perpetual angst? Sure, why not
What do you like to be seen as: Myself
Are you an intellectual?: Sometimes
An atheist?: I'm a bit more complicated than that...
Horrible home life?: It has it's days
Hopelessly depressed?: Yes
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Occasionally
Self-mutilation?: It's fun =)
.:The Punk Stereotype:.
Plaid?: I'll pass
Big black boots?: Why big? So I can push you then laugh when you fall?
Mohawk?: BLAH!
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: Ummm.....6 on my face
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Not loud, no reason to be.
Wild hair colors?: I consider it normal
NOFX?: They're ok
Rancid?: They're ok
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Don't care
.:The Jock Sterotype:.
What's your IQ?: 156
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Nope
Play a lot of sports?: Occasionally
Talk a lot about sports?: Nope
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: I don't think about sports at all...
Are you arrogant?: Some say that I am
Are you a male or female whore?: I'm only Ashley's whore :P
Are you homophobic?: No
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Nope
Boobs?: Are nice
Parties?: Ehh
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers?: I did half of that, refuse to do the other half...
.:The Girl Stereotype:.
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: No
Have you ever been on a diet?: Eating regularly is considered a diet...but I don't even do that so no
How much did you lose?: I've lost 50 pounds so far :P
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: I have a disorder with eating your mom
Make yourself throw up?: I have before, but not to lose weight
Make-up?: Ehh
Low-cut tops?: of course!
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: B½ :P
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Nope
Giggle a lot?: Sometimes
What's the deal with boys?: Not a fan of dick, sorry
Thongs?: Hells yeah!
Pretty bras?: They just get taken off anyway, so what's the point?
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Wtf are they?
Who's the weaker sex?: Neither
Are you a feminist?: Damn straight!
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: No, but he was fuckin awesome in Fight Club
How often do you shave your legs?: Never
How about your armpits?: Never
Are you emotional?: Somewhat
Especially when on your period?: I don't bleed from there....guys aren't supposed to :P
.:This Or That:.
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Companionship
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Fuck....errrrr
Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation
Unique or Loved?: Loved
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: You cause Them are evil!