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[m1a1_love]

gonna vomit now

HOOFUCKINGRAY

where's my goddamn kangaroo

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[pitfallen]

Probably back wherever the hell you came from.

[m1a1_love]

that lazy asshole

he knows perfectly well i can't make tea right without him

he'd better get here soon

[pitfallen]

I'm pretty sure I don't wanna ask why your boyfriend's a mutant kangaroo. Would I be right?

[m1a1_love]

He was sent on a dare by some gang he was trying to get into to steal my knickers

I was too drunk to off the bastard, so he stayed the night

The next morning, his gang came after, I slaughtered them all

Then some other shit happened

Then I went to bed

[pitfallen]

.... That made more sense than I expected it to.

[m1a1_love]

what the fuck were you expecting

my world is one of beer and murder

not gay world domination plots and superheroes tucking their balls in skintight shit

[pitfallen]

We don't have superheroes. Just a cyborg in a weird motorcycle jumpsuit. Nailed his ass with a foldup chair, square in the jaw. Got him all the way from the other side of a soccer field.

......... Hey, I never told you about the world domination stuff.

[OOC: Thought better of that last part at the LAST second]

[m1a1_love]

well shit

now you start telling me you aren't totally useless with aiming

what the fuck else can you do, greenhorn

Filtered from the Feds out of paranoia

[pitfallen]

Well, you never asked.

............ Well, I've run demo missions on some old buildings a few times. Controlled explosions, c4 charges, all successes except the one time my incompetent subordinates managed to get us locked on the roof of one of 'em. Wound up in traction for... I dunno, a couple weeks.

Private to Well hey suddenly Miss Useful

[m1a1_love]

well i figured with how much of a clitboner you have for being important and doing stuff you would have told me yourself

so you can do explosives

great

i can supply you with material for that

i'm going to train you on berettas and rockets, mortars, etc, now

Private to I'm not COMPLETELY incompotent

[pitfallen]

Really? ....... Huh.

Alright, but I'm not keeping that stuff at my apartment. With my luck it'll blow up the whole complex while I'm out. Let's just keep the stuff at (what will henceforth be referred to as) the storehouse.

Private to It is spelled 'incompetent'

[m1a1_love]

fine

wuss

i'm bringing barbeque for after training food

Private to........ Well. Fuck you too.

[pitfallen]

Sounds good to me. I'll head over that way now, then.