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[m1a1_love]

IT'S FUCKING OVER

DRINKS ARE ON ME, YOU MINCING CUNTS

Comments

[not_an_amateur]

You know a lot about weapons.

[ooc; Why do I smell a friendship built in gunoil here?]

[m1a1_love]

no fucking shit i do

[not_an_amateur]

What's your favorite?

[m1a1_love]

Magnums, mostly, a Colt Python feels just right

Though my absolute favorite weapon of all time is the main barrel of a tank

[not_an_amateur]

Which tank?

[m1a1_love]

the absolutely CLASSIC M1-A1 abrams, customized by my own hands

perfect handling, wonderful power, and can take a motherfucking hit

[not_an_amateur]

The M1-A1 Abrams is definitely a work of military art. However, what do you think of it's rival tank, the British Challenger?

[m1a1_love]

the thing handles like a goddamn keg crammed up a frat initiative's ass

too damn slow

the turret may turn fast, but the treads are stuck in fucking glue raping their performance

plus, need too damn many people to operate it. i can work an m1-a1 by myself, but the Challenger is too fucking big to be held by one person

[not_an_amateur]

Have you ever heard of an Arm Slave?

[m1a1_love]

sounds like a sextoy

but i haven't heard of one, no

[not_an_amateur]

The term "Arm Slave" is the shortened form of Armored Mobile Master-Slave System. They are humanoid powered suits operating in a semi-master-slave system. The average Arm Slave (or AS for short) is roughly 8-10 meters tall.

Arm Slaves are capable of wielding weapons large weapons based on weapons that we use. For instance, I prefer to use the Oto/Melara Boxer smoothbore shotcannon.

Would you like to see one?

[m1a1_love]

MOTHERFUCK YEAH

[not_an_amateur]

Affirmative.

[m1a1_love]

not tonight, though

VICTORY DRINKS FIRST

[not_an_amateur]

I don't drink alcohol.

[m1a1_love]

Then don't

Drink coffee or whatever the fuck, I'm not throwing sodium penthatate or whatever the fuck it is into your eyes and making you come