New Moon in Fifteen Minutes

[cleolinda]

Yeah. I spent a week in a phlegm-laden coma. It took me about a week longer to write this than I expected. Background/catch-up links:

Twilight
Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
Made of Fail podcast that I was on: Twilight movie discussion episode
Original commentary on Twilight (book)

New Moon
Discussion of New Moon (movie) and fan behavior at an

Comments

[flamingtoilet]

You're a stronger person than I am, Cleo. I had to quit after Bella went for her swim. I had, like, negative willpower points.

[cleolinda]

What? You missed the awesome hilarious parts! See, it's like three different movies, almost, and the "third" one is the entertaining one.

[flamingtoilet]

Maybe if I start there I won't feel like I'm sitting there for 5 months. *sigh*

[cleolinda]

And of course you mean that you will pay to see it and simply walk in for the last half hour. I am absolutely sure that this is what you mean. PIRACY IS BAD, KIDS.

[flamingtoilet]

But of course! THE ONLY GOOD PIRATE IS JOHNNY DEPP. AND ORLANDO BLOOM. AND KEIRA KNIGHTLY.