The Happening in Fifteen Minutes

[cleolinda]

It's just as bad as you've heard. I went in hoping that people were just being harsh on Shyamalan out of habit, because I like suspense movies and would like to see him pull it back together. They really... aren't.

Comments

[mockingjay]

Whoo! I can't wait to read this~

[fenm]

I love your icon! Aw, so cute!

[computersherpa]

Yay, it's another m15m!!

/me pastes it into Text-To-Speech so the computer can read it to me while I fold my laundry

[cleolinda]

Can the computer do that? I mean... there are some non-standard expressions in there. I'd like to hear how it pronounces "omg," for one.

[computersherpa]

omg (interj.): pronounced "oh em gee". Pretty much the way I pronounce it in my head. :P

Although it is starting to get annoying the way it reads "Something... is tilde-happening-tilde." Hmm.

[kaymyth]

That would totally throw me off. I pronounce what it stands for in my head: "oh my god(s)." So far, I seem to be in the minority, though. :)

[genmaicha]

Oh wow. That movie sounds PAINFUL.

[cleolinda]

Well, I certainly have a headache now.

[noveldevice]

The sad thing is that we decided not to go see it, but having read this, now I want to.

If I sat through In the Name of the King (not my first Uwe Boll movie) I would imagine I can sit through anything.

[lunarwhirl]

... You sat through an Uwe Boll movie? More than one?

You deserve a medal. :D

[cassandralz]

Excellent work! Enjoyed very much. :-)

*ponders the effectiveness of text-to-speech with internet lingo*

I'd imagine the computer talking to me would make me giggle even more, I may have to try that just for the laugh.

[computersherpa]

It's kind of entertaining, but expressions such as "D:" don't work at all.

Tilde-happening-tilde. :D

[tytaniaherself]

Bless you for knowing that Betty Buckley was Grizabella, because when she showed up I had to suppress the urge to start singing "Memory"... because if I did that, everyone would know just how much of a dork I really am.