#19

[m0therlove]

These new crabs aren't messing around, so if you've thought you were okay screwing around out in the streets without any way to defend yourselves, time for a wake-up call

Comments

[nevermadestars]

Great. Giant enemy crabs.

If your next bit of good news is that we're out of beer, I'm coming down there to kick our ass.

[m0therlove]

Don't beat the messenger.

Besides, all our beer is almost a year old now. Tastes like shit anyway.

[nevermadestars]

Welcome to Sparta, chicken mcfucknugget. We do that.

...holy shit do I fucking miss McDonald's right now.

Beer's still better than water.

[m0therlove]

Same here. And I didn't think I've ever miss salty, shitty fast food.

I gotta wonder how long we'll have even that.

[nevermadestars]

Seriously, once I get out of this dump, nothing but pizza, chinese, and fast food for a week.

Fuck if I know. But hell if I want to be around when supplies start to dry up.

[m0therlove]

Sounds good to me. I'm going to a steakhouse first though.

Don't know if you've got much of a choice there, buddy.

[nevermadestars]

...good idea. I know this kick ass one in Tennessee, they serve ya up a piece of sirloin the size of your chest.

If I can find a way out of Raccoon City, I'll find a way to escape this shithole.

[m0therlove]

Jesus, that sounds incredible. You don't know how long it's been since I had a decent steak.

[nevermadestars]

I'm guessing "a long fucking time".

Have long have you been stuck here?

[m0therlove]

Since the monster showed up. But even before that, it's been a long time since I had anything better than a cardboard piece of meat with whatever they throw on it for sides.

[nevermadestars]

God damn. Why didn't you raid one of the restaurants here? They probably had some decent meat sitting in the freezers.

...they still might.

[m0therlove]

Supply centers grabbed most of it pretty quick to hand out to everybody.

I've had a few steaks since then, but I'm not much of a cook. A guy always wants mom's cooking, you know.

[nevermadestars]

Fuckin bastards!

Depends. What do Jewish mothers cook?

[m0therlove]

Same thing as everybody else's mom, minus the hot dogs. And I like those anyway.

Seriously, my mom has a pot roast that's so good it could make you cry.

[nevermadestars]

Oh. I thought that whole kosher thing meant you had a special diet or some shit.

Ain't nothing that can make me shed tears.

My mom could cook alright, but damn it all to hell if she didn't make the best peach cobbler on God's green earth.

[m0therlove]

Kosher just means it was killed or prepared a certain way. My dad's side was real hardcore religious like that but our family was pretty relaxed.

Jesus, that sounds good too. We gotta get out of here.