#9
I don't usually waste time on these things but thanks to a recent injury and an overzealous nurse on my case, I happened to catch a few news items.
Are you people seriously thinking about eating that whale? I'm an advocate for survival as much as the next guy, but do you know where the hell that thing has been?
In order:
1. Manhattan Harbor, one of the most horribly polluted bodies of water in North America,
2. Mama's mouth, and think about this for a second-- do you know what the crabs do to you when they bite you? Imagine what this whale's got on it.
3. The middle of the street for a day and a half. Aged to perfection?
Do whatever you feel like, but all I'm saying is there's probably nothing appetizing crawling around on that thing. We've got food. It's nothing exciting but it's probably better than the digestive adventure you're cruising for.
[Private to Self, Medium Security]
Still probably beats prison food.
Are you people seriously thinking about eating that whale? I'm an advocate for survival as much as the next guy, but do you know where the hell that thing has been?
In order:
1. Manhattan Harbor, one of the most horribly polluted bodies of water in North America,
2. Mama's mouth, and think about this for a second-- do you know what the crabs do to you when they bite you? Imagine what this whale's got on it.
3. The middle of the street for a day and a half. Aged to perfection?
Do whatever you feel like, but all I'm saying is there's probably nothing appetizing crawling around on that thing. We've got food. It's nothing exciting but it's probably better than the digestive adventure you're cruising for.
[Private to Self, Medium Security]
Still probably beats prison food.