dave is crucial*
so i'm talkin to dave right now and we're discussing all the terrible things that wegmans causes their employees to go through. for instance, david has shingles that were caused by stress from his job at wegs and now he can't work for two weeks, which might end up being ok since he's going to quit. wegs puts tremendous amounts of stress and anxiety on their employees. and it isn't just the store or the managers, ect. ect., but it is the whole system. the worst are the customers. a few days ago, with five minutes left of my shift, a woman came through my line with a cart-ful of groceries and proceeded to tell me "paper in plastic" .. no, ya don't do that. ya just don't do that. so i'm just throwing things in the bags at this point because i am struggling.. i really am struggling.. and i look underneath the cart, you know, "B.O.B. says LOOK UNDER THE BOTTOM OF THE BASKET" , and alas! there are about FOURTY PACKS OF SODA ON THE BOTTOM (forty is a slight exaggeration so you can see how completely evil this empire is), and she then says to me, "oh! i forgot to take those out"
... YOU DID NOT FORGET TO TAKE THEM OUT YOU LAZY SKANK YOU JUST SIMPLY DID NOT WANT TO BEND DOWN AND PUT THEM ON THE CONVEYOR BELT WHICH IS REALLY YOUR ONLY JOB BESIDES GETTING TO CONSUME THE FOOD!...
so, since my scanner gun thing didn't work, i had to pick them up, put then on the conveyor belt, and ring up the rest of the items that HAD to be "paper in plastic" and i really just wanted to die.
so, like i was saying, i am talking to dave, and he's telling me what he's going to do on the last day he works... he is going to disrupt the peace!
endersavedusall1: open their meat
endersavedusall1: marinate it in shampoo
endersavedusall1: mmm
endersavedusall1: Herbal Essence Steak!!!
endersavedusall1: fuck yes
endersavedusall1: that steak would be good
endersavedusall1: orgasmic
ohh david, you make my life so entertaining and special. if i could only tell you how much i need you to stay at wegs!!! seriously... like.. my entire existence, at work, depends on you being there. i fear i'll go insane.
ok, that is the end of my story.
i'm on the phone with jake so i'll be back later.
peace
<3
... YOU DID NOT FORGET TO TAKE THEM OUT YOU LAZY SKANK YOU JUST SIMPLY DID NOT WANT TO BEND DOWN AND PUT THEM ON THE CONVEYOR BELT WHICH IS REALLY YOUR ONLY JOB BESIDES GETTING TO CONSUME THE FOOD!...
so, since my scanner gun thing didn't work, i had to pick them up, put then on the conveyor belt, and ring up the rest of the items that HAD to be "paper in plastic" and i really just wanted to die.
so, like i was saying, i am talking to dave, and he's telling me what he's going to do on the last day he works... he is going to disrupt the peace!
endersavedusall1: open their meat
endersavedusall1: marinate it in shampoo
endersavedusall1: mmm
endersavedusall1: Herbal Essence Steak!!!
endersavedusall1: fuck yes
endersavedusall1: that steak would be good
endersavedusall1: orgasmic
ohh david, you make my life so entertaining and special. if i could only tell you how much i need you to stay at wegs!!! seriously... like.. my entire existence, at work, depends on you being there. i fear i'll go insane.
ok, that is the end of my story.
i'm on the phone with jake so i'll be back later.
peace
<3