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i used to beat the 'shyt' out of him with brian when we were in 2nd through 6th grade.
HECK YES I'M NERVOUS. note how bad my spelling errors are because of nerves.
LFlyer17: so..
LFlyer17: im field-strippin my sig
LFlyer17: it's GREAT
lzrmcdoogal: what?
lzrmcdoogal: what does that even mean?
LFlyer17: i got a gun nigga
LFlyer17: sig sauer .225 9mm
LFlyer17: im cleanin ir right now
lzrmcdoogal: OOOH
lzrmcdoogal: gotchqa
LFlyer17: yeah man
LFlyer17: mom says hello
lzrmcdoogal: hey mopm
lzrmcdoogal: she's gotta be nervous
LFlyer17: lol she ready to go to range and shoot
lzrmcdoogal: huh
lzrmcdoogal: dad nervous?
LFlyer17: nah man we all excited
LFlyer17: he showed me how to load it quick if u "want to kill somebody"
lzrmcdoogal: who did?
lzrmcdoogal: dad??
LFlyer17: yeah
lzrmcdoogal: DAD IS ENCOURAGING YOU TO KILL PEOPLE???
LFlyer17: he cocked it and loaded the mag and said "That's how Herbert told me how to do it if u want to kill someone quick"
LFlyer17: and i said "what else did herbert say?"
LFlyer17: he said "if ur son comes in and does that Charlie's ANgel's shit I'll put my foot up his ass"
lzrmcdoogal: is there a safety on it?
LFlyer17: what u doin tonight
LFlyer17: yeah ma
LFlyer17: man**
lzrmcdoogal: PLEASE TELL ME WE DON'T OWN AMMUNITION
LFlyer17: not yet
lzrmcdoogal: that's good
lzrmcdoogal: that's good...
lzrmcdoogal: when are you returning it?
LFlyer17: it's mine idiot
LFlyer17: we keepin it
LFlyer17: i gotta learn to shoot
lzrmcdoogal: can't you just... i don't know
LFlyer17: I GOT IT MAN
LFlyer17: im holding it now
lzrmcdoogal: what about those bow and arrows with the suction cups?
lzrmcdoogal: you can learn to shoot on that
LFlyer17: nah man u cant blow holes in shyt with them
lzrmcdoogal: ...
lzrmcdoogal: THAT'S THE POINT
LFlyer17: dont worry mab i wont point it at u
LFlyer17: when it;s loaded
lzrmcdoogal: i'm not sure how comfortable i am with you owning a sweet and sour 9mm
lzrmcdoogal: oh jesus
lzrmcdoogal: you didn't name it, did you?
LFlyer17: it's sig sauer
LFlyer17: and i think ima go wit Siggy
lzrmcdoogal: like the fat little cartoon man?
lzrmcdoogal: that's terrible
LFlyer17: ur terrible
LFlyer17: ill think of somethin better
lzrmcdoogal: NO NO NO
lzrmcdoogal: you haven't named it yet
lzrmcdoogal: there's no attachment
lzrmcdoogal: just return it and get a puppy
lzrmcdoogal: puppies are actually MORE lethal
lzrmcdoogal: think of the even greater number of people you can impress!
LFlyer17: hahha shut up
HECK YES I'M NERVOUS. note how bad my spelling errors are because of nerves.
LFlyer17: so..
LFlyer17: im field-strippin my sig
LFlyer17: it's GREAT
lzrmcdoogal: what?
lzrmcdoogal: what does that even mean?
LFlyer17: i got a gun nigga
LFlyer17: sig sauer .225 9mm
LFlyer17: im cleanin ir right now
lzrmcdoogal: OOOH
lzrmcdoogal: gotchqa
LFlyer17: yeah man
LFlyer17: mom says hello
lzrmcdoogal: hey mopm
lzrmcdoogal: she's gotta be nervous
LFlyer17: lol she ready to go to range and shoot
lzrmcdoogal: huh
lzrmcdoogal: dad nervous?
LFlyer17: nah man we all excited
LFlyer17: he showed me how to load it quick if u "want to kill somebody"
lzrmcdoogal: who did?
lzrmcdoogal: dad??
LFlyer17: yeah
lzrmcdoogal: DAD IS ENCOURAGING YOU TO KILL PEOPLE???
LFlyer17: he cocked it and loaded the mag and said "That's how Herbert told me how to do it if u want to kill someone quick"
LFlyer17: and i said "what else did herbert say?"
LFlyer17: he said "if ur son comes in and does that Charlie's ANgel's shit I'll put my foot up his ass"
lzrmcdoogal: is there a safety on it?
LFlyer17: what u doin tonight
LFlyer17: yeah ma
LFlyer17: man**
lzrmcdoogal: PLEASE TELL ME WE DON'T OWN AMMUNITION
LFlyer17: not yet
lzrmcdoogal: that's good
lzrmcdoogal: that's good...
lzrmcdoogal: when are you returning it?
LFlyer17: it's mine idiot
LFlyer17: we keepin it
LFlyer17: i gotta learn to shoot
lzrmcdoogal: can't you just... i don't know
LFlyer17: I GOT IT MAN
LFlyer17: im holding it now
lzrmcdoogal: what about those bow and arrows with the suction cups?
lzrmcdoogal: you can learn to shoot on that
LFlyer17: nah man u cant blow holes in shyt with them
lzrmcdoogal: ...
lzrmcdoogal: THAT'S THE POINT
LFlyer17: dont worry mab i wont point it at u
LFlyer17: when it;s loaded
lzrmcdoogal: i'm not sure how comfortable i am with you owning a sweet and sour 9mm
lzrmcdoogal: oh jesus
lzrmcdoogal: you didn't name it, did you?
LFlyer17: it's sig sauer
LFlyer17: and i think ima go wit Siggy
lzrmcdoogal: like the fat little cartoon man?
lzrmcdoogal: that's terrible
LFlyer17: ur terrible
LFlyer17: ill think of somethin better
lzrmcdoogal: NO NO NO
lzrmcdoogal: you haven't named it yet
lzrmcdoogal: there's no attachment
lzrmcdoogal: just return it and get a puppy
lzrmcdoogal: puppies are actually MORE lethal
lzrmcdoogal: think of the even greater number of people you can impress!
LFlyer17: hahha shut up