there's a sikh story..

[lyxzenfever]

... about a holy man                    who gave two men each a chicken
       and said:
"go kill them where no one can see."
                 one guy went behind the fence and and killed the chicken

the other guy walked around for two days and came back with the chicken

the holy man said" you didn't kill the chicken?

and the guy said:
         "well, everywhere i go the chicken sees"