Jun 27, 2008 20:00
I thought you might appreciate some entertainment, so here are a few choice quotes I collected from Newtcon, and various other games.
"I'll be okay dealing with people of a higher station as long as it's through a hatch" Neill, Dying Earth.
(while waving a giant stone hammer at the corpse of a giant ice worm he'd just killed) "All I want to do is be sensitive!" Danny, Hyboria.
"I have a hunch!"
"You don't look like you have a hunch. No hunch for you." Neill and Nathan, Dying Earth.
"I'm doing other things, these guys are fighting my leg." Ben, Burning Wheel.
"It can't bite his balls, it's entirely too small. Don't be ridiculous." (re; a yappy dog) Neill, Warhammer.
"I've got a 60 foot pole! Heeeee" Nathan, Dying Earth.
"Resist poo...fail!" Ben, wanting to know if an NPC would crap his pants upon seeing somebody perform magic, Burning Wheel.
"He's not Ape-man Bill, he's Crazy Joe." Shane, Judge Dredd.
(upon being attacked by mutant zombie things) "It's like a night out in Braunston!" Danny, Hyboria.
"It wasn't a sex shop, it was a feather shop that exchanged giant feathers for magical balls that vibrate." Neill, protesting too much, Dying Earth.
"Can you shake your bones and see if the gods are smiling on us?...Pick a god, any god." Ben, Burning Wheel.
There we go, this is what I get up to when you guys aren't around :) More when the guys next get verbose.