Kellifer wrote Sam/Cameron.
It is gleeful and good. ETA: ALSO.
Everyone should go watch Calapine's FABULOUS Who vid. It's new and Oldskool (AND EIGHT OMG) combined all together and is lovely and pure GLEE. Also, I have the Fourth Doctor in my head...
"You weren't born, you were created." He was glaring at the young woman in front of him, "Just built out of spare parts, a bit of humanity there, a bit of cylon here. Except you're all cylon--"
"I am not--"
"Well, yes, but you're programmed to believe that, aren't you? And where's the fun in it if you can't ignore your programming, eh?"
And also: "Teron Kapel never met a cylon he didn't like."
Damnit.
(it is also so hot, I'm sitting here in shorts and a sports bra. ARG. I think I'm going to bring the AC units down from the attic. Boots, first.)