Filk! Galactica, Disco.
In honor of: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ilanabean42/280242.html and, of course: http://www.livejournal.com/users/musicforcylons/32520.html I give you, Disco Galactica.
okay. I've sung both of these, and they mostly fit and scan... but, er, anyway. This is why musicforcylons and I are not allowed to play with sugar, people! (I did less work on the Tigh song, but that's because the song gets really annoying after you've played it for the third time)
Filk: Galactica by ALC Punk!
Original song: Dancing Queen by Abba
The Cylons attacked, humans fight back, it's humanity at its own worst!
An explosion here, a fist-fight there, on Galactica!
Twelve colonies trippin' through the stars
Lookin' out for a home that's far
Led by the new president, prophet from the past
Even Elosha's aghast
Adama keeps his secrets tight
No one knows, not even Tigh
Starbuck in her viper, doesn't know the score
She can be such a bitch
When there's an itch to scratch...
You're on Galactica! Full of vipers and raptors galore!
Galactica, stuck in space 'cause they lost the war. (too bad)
The Cylons attacked, humans fight back, it's humanity at its own worst!
An explosion here, a fist-fight there, on Galactica!
Captain Apollo leads the squad
Viper pilots think he's a snob
But in the thick of a battle, everyone's on top
Dead Cylons is their plan
But when they get the chance...
They're on Galactica! Playing cards, having sex all night.
Galactica, Gaeta's lost yet another bet -- oh my!
The Cylons attacked, humans fight back, it's humanity at its own worst!
An explosion here, a fist-fight there, on Galactica!
Filk: Disco Tigh, by ALC Punk!
Original: Disco Duck by Rick Dees
[DT - Disco Tigh voice]
[GS - Galactica singers]
[EP - Elvis voice]
Came from Galactica, all stern and straight
Found a party that seemed a bit strange
Ellen was laughing, flirting up a storm
Jealousy has long been my norm
Irritatingly, I found my groove
Cutting out her beaux with a new-wave move
I remembered from my old school days
Look at me..
I'm the disco Tigh!
[DT:] Ah, get down, mama
Ellen! You are so my woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Got to have me my Ellen
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Oh, get down, mama
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT+GS] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] All right
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
When the night ended, I returned to my role
But there's no stoppin' a Tigh or his soul
So nowadays, I dance my way
In CIC
[DT:] Everybody's doin' the
[DT+GS] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT+GS] Disco, disco Tigh
[GS:] Try your luck
[DT:] Wave to me
[GS:] Don't be a cluck
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT+GS] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] My, oh my
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Ah, get down mama, ha, ha, ha, ha
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT+GS] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[GS:] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[EP:] Thank you Tigh
[GS:] Disco
[EP:] For gettin' down
[GS:] Disco disco disco
[EP:] Thank you so very much
[GS:] Disco Tigh
[DT:] You're welcome
[GS:] Disco Disco Tigh
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco
okay. I've sung both of these, and they mostly fit and scan... but, er, anyway. This is why musicforcylons and I are not allowed to play with sugar, people! (I did less work on the Tigh song, but that's because the song gets really annoying after you've played it for the third time)
Filk: Galactica by ALC Punk!
Original song: Dancing Queen by Abba
The Cylons attacked, humans fight back, it's humanity at its own worst!
An explosion here, a fist-fight there, on Galactica!
Twelve colonies trippin' through the stars
Lookin' out for a home that's far
Led by the new president, prophet from the past
Even Elosha's aghast
Adama keeps his secrets tight
No one knows, not even Tigh
Starbuck in her viper, doesn't know the score
She can be such a bitch
When there's an itch to scratch...
You're on Galactica! Full of vipers and raptors galore!
Galactica, stuck in space 'cause they lost the war. (too bad)
The Cylons attacked, humans fight back, it's humanity at its own worst!
An explosion here, a fist-fight there, on Galactica!
Captain Apollo leads the squad
Viper pilots think he's a snob
But in the thick of a battle, everyone's on top
Dead Cylons is their plan
But when they get the chance...
They're on Galactica! Playing cards, having sex all night.
Galactica, Gaeta's lost yet another bet -- oh my!
The Cylons attacked, humans fight back, it's humanity at its own worst!
An explosion here, a fist-fight there, on Galactica!
Filk: Disco Tigh, by ALC Punk!
Original: Disco Duck by Rick Dees
[DT - Disco Tigh voice]
[GS - Galactica singers]
[EP - Elvis voice]
Came from Galactica, all stern and straight
Found a party that seemed a bit strange
Ellen was laughing, flirting up a storm
Jealousy has long been my norm
Irritatingly, I found my groove
Cutting out her beaux with a new-wave move
I remembered from my old school days
Look at me..
I'm the disco Tigh!
[DT:] Ah, get down, mama
Ellen! You are so my woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Got to have me my Ellen
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Oh, get down, mama
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT+GS] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] All right
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
When the night ended, I returned to my role
But there's no stoppin' a Tigh or his soul
So nowadays, I dance my way
In CIC
[DT:] Everybody's doin' the
[DT+GS] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT+GS] Disco, disco Tigh
[GS:] Try your luck
[DT:] Wave to me
[GS:] Don't be a cluck
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT+GS] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] My, oh my
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[DT:] Ah, get down mama, ha, ha, ha, ha
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT:] Disco
[GS:] Disco
[DT+GS] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[GS:] Disco
[GS:] Disco, disco Tigh
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[EP:] Thank you Tigh
[GS:] Disco
[EP:] For gettin' down
[GS:] Disco disco disco
[EP:] Thank you so very much
[GS:] Disco Tigh
[DT:] You're welcome
[GS:] Disco Disco Tigh
[GS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco