A filk, a filk!

[lyssie]

Set to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer' (for the record, it doesn't all quite scan, but I don't care)

This can ALL be laid at Ryuu's door.

Thor, the Asgard Supreme Commander
Is a tiny alien dude
And if you ever saw him
The Government would say it ain't true
All of the other Asgard
Don't really get the Tau'ri love
But, for Thor, there's only
Jack and Daniel, Teal'c and Sa-am.
Occasionally, though, there's a need
For stupid ideas
Then Thor beams them up right quick
And says 'save my universe, plzthnx."
Then all of the other Asgard
Begin to think that maybe
Thor, the Asgard Supreme Commander
Is really smart and cuddly-cute!