(inspired by a comment on the Systerhood list about snarkiness and bickering)... NCIS.
mrp.
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
It didn't matter what they were arguing about, Jethro Gibbs decided as he stalked into the office.
"No!"
"Yes infinity."
Tony DiNozzo looked pleased with his articulateness.
"No!"
"You can't say no, Kate. I did infinity."
Yep. Definitely a smirk.
"Bite me, Tony."
"Tell me where, Caitlin."
"Hey!" Gibbs slammed the stack of files down on his desk. "If you two are done flirting, we've got work to do."
They settled down and began taking files.
McGee suddenly said, "No infinity plus one."
"Probie!" DiNozzo's hand slapped the back of the kid's head. "You're off by one."
"Actually, infinity PLUS one."
Gibbs considered, briefly, getting out the Jack Daniels for his coffee.
"Well, yes infinity plus TWO then."
He pulled open the drawer. It was gonna be a long night.