I never manage to think of a good subject line.
1. dw_guestfest is open for prompts and sign-ups! Go prompt for those obscure Doctor Who characters.
2. In researching to see if I'd posted about Challenger, I came across things I have no memory of writing (like Jo Harvelle/Dean Winchester porn. idek, but I still blame aj), and this big-ass unfinished BSG thing that I have no idea where or what or how I was going with it. Pity.
3. Work continues to be work. Yesterday, someone told me that I now have more responsibilities (there has been...shifting in IT, apparently). Oh joy. Otoh, job security. On the other, I don't have enough time to do everything I'm responsible for now. (and let's not get into the intercompany clusterfuck that is fucking transportation's fault, those incompetent assholes)
4. However, the one upside to work yesterday was that, in a fit of insanity Thursday night I put the entire folder of random tv-movie-related sound files on my computer. So I spent an hour and a half yesterday morning hearing quotes from everything from Buffy to Touching Evil (UK--and can I talk about how disconcerting it is to hear Ruth Evershed say "If there's going to be any hitting going on, I'll be the one doing it."? Because Susan Taylor was hardcore, but Ruth is... not so much. At least, not in that fashion) to - and this was the BEST BIT EVER - the recordings I'd made of sped-up versions of BSG quotes. "No more Mr. Nice Gaius!" is the MOST HILARIOUS THING when he's a chipmunk, you guys. I was practically on the floor, there. And Monty Python. And some Who. And some Stargate. And Farscape (John Crichton, I missss youuuu)
5. halfamoon is up again this year.
6. Have the latest (and the one before? idek) AO3 stats meme, which I was bored and did the ff'net stats, too. At least I know my password there again.
A couple of things to keep in mind:
1. I joined FF'net in 1998. I joined AO3 in 2013. I only stopped posting at the former when the interface finally killed my lazy interest in updating. Also, some of my porn never made it there (some of it has made it to AO3)
2. I have over 500 fics on FF'net. I have 46 on AO3
1. Your 3 fanfics with the most comments:
AO3 (my comment bar is 6, so it's not particularly high):
- Vestiges of Memory - Doctor Who, Zoe Heriot/Isobel Watkins
- A Conversation Over Tea and Blood - Doctor Who, Vastra, Jenny, Clara
- The Drag of the Moment - Call the Midwife, Trixie fic.
FF'net (my comment bar is not low):
- Cauterized People - Stargate: SG-1 darkish Hurt/Comfort (lots of hurt) Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill fic.
- In Sickness And In Health - Stargate: SG-1, Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill fluff.
- Attached - Stargate: SG-1, Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill. Y'know. That time they got accidentally telepathically connected
(holy shit, SG-1 fandom still remains the BEST)
2. Your 3 fanfics with the most kudos/alerts:
AO3
- Sand Under Our Feet, Stars in Our Eyes - Star Wars prequels/original, Padme/Obi-Wan fic. I assume I am on someone's rec list somewhere with the upsurge in new fans due to the new movie.
- Tigermoth - MCU Maria Hill/Pepper Potts (good god, I had no idea this was so up in kudos)
- We Shouldn't Be Getting Visitors at This Time of Day - Librarians/Mummy crossover. Team Librarian meets Team O'Connell.
FF'net
- Lost in Space (A Cliche in 5 Parts) - Farscape/Stargate: SG-1, SG-1 arrives on Moya accidentally. Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill and Aeryn Sun/John Crichton. Lots of ridiculousness iirc.
- Attached - I blame this on the fact that it sorta... was supposed to have more, but then I lost the chat logs and Ryuu and I never managed to get back to it.
- Unexpected Blue Skies - BSG '03/Torchwood. Sam Anders falls through a wormhole, and TW Cardiff are on the case. Contains some Stargate people (AU versions).
3. Your oldest fanfic
AO3
- Tigermoth - it seems appropriate that the first thing I ever posted to AO3 was idtastic femslash porn.
Ff'net
- To Be Kind - Excalibur (X-Men) - Scicluna fic.
4. Your latest fanfic:
AO3
- We Shouldn't Be Getting Visitors at This Time of Day
FF'Net
- Future's Never Gonna Lay Down - BSG '03, Kara Thrace/Sam Anders future alt universe fluff.
5. The fanfic you're most proud of:
Ao3
See the answer to #6, or possibly Indescribable Fell Out Through a Hole Inside the Sun - Doctor Who, Amy/Lady Jennifer femslash with adventure.
FF'net
...I have no fucking clue, to be honest. There are so many good ones! Pretty much all of the Kitty/Pete stuff, the Kara/Sam stuff, Cauterized People, Coconut Island - er, those last two are Carter/O'Neill. The Silence Gets Us Nowhere. There. I picked. (Kitty/Pete, multiple AUs. God, I miss Shadowlands sometimes)
6. Your longest fanfic:
AO3
- Red Herring - MCU/St Trinian's/Primeval/Captain Britain & MI-13 - I am still hilariously fond of this universe, even though I haven't even managed to add in the Stargate bits.
FF'net
- The Paninaro of Angry Weasels Named Flibble - Buffy/Excalibur crossover. Giles met Pet Wisdom. This was a prequel to the never published SCW iirc.
7. Your 3 fanfics with the most bookmarks/favorites:
AO3 (bookmark bar is low at 11 as the highest and the next highest is 2)
- Sand Under Our Feet, Stars in Our Eyes - Star Wars; again. Huh. Maybe this explains the kudos count?
- Neither Or - X-Men, Kitty/Pete
- Tigermoth again.
FF'net
- Cauterized People
- Accidents Will Happen - Stargate: SG-1, Sam Carter and Jack O'Neill accidentally get married. As you do.
- The Little Red Engine That Could - Stargate: SG/Atlantis, FIREMANVERSE AU FTW. 4eva. Anyway, it's Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill as firemen, and I think there may be cameos by Sparky, but I don't remember anymore (uh, Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard).
8. Your Top 3 Crossover fics:
AO3 (I apparently only have three)
- Green Light District and Red Herring - MCU/St Trinian's/Primeval/Captain Britain & MI-13
- We Shouldn't Be Getting Visitors at This Time of Day obvsly.
FF'net (skience: decided based on reviews)
- Walking Cliche - Ghostbusters meet Stargate: SG-1. Peter Venkman flirts with Sam Carter.
- Lost in Space (A Cliche in 5 Parts)
- With Three You Get Jello Salad - Doctor Who/Eureka/Torchwood - ok, so it's set around Utopia, but whatever. I think Martha and Jo bond. I don't really remember anymore.
9. Your favourite characters to write in fanfic:
AO3
Hrm. Pete Wisdom, Kitty Pryde and Sophie Deveraux, apparently.
FF'net
There is NO WAY to tell. Possibly Sam Carter, Kara Thrace and Jack O'Neill?
2. In researching to see if I'd posted about Challenger, I came across things I have no memory of writing (like Jo Harvelle/Dean Winchester porn. idek, but I still blame aj), and this big-ass unfinished BSG thing that I have no idea where or what or how I was going with it. Pity.
3. Work continues to be work. Yesterday, someone told me that I now have more responsibilities (there has been...shifting in IT, apparently). Oh joy. Otoh, job security. On the other, I don't have enough time to do everything I'm responsible for now. (and let's not get into the intercompany clusterfuck that is fucking transportation's fault, those incompetent assholes)
4. However, the one upside to work yesterday was that, in a fit of insanity Thursday night I put the entire folder of random tv-movie-related sound files on my computer. So I spent an hour and a half yesterday morning hearing quotes from everything from Buffy to Touching Evil (UK--and can I talk about how disconcerting it is to hear Ruth Evershed say "If there's going to be any hitting going on, I'll be the one doing it."? Because Susan Taylor was hardcore, but Ruth is... not so much. At least, not in that fashion) to - and this was the BEST BIT EVER - the recordings I'd made of sped-up versions of BSG quotes. "No more Mr. Nice Gaius!" is the MOST HILARIOUS THING when he's a chipmunk, you guys. I was practically on the floor, there. And Monty Python. And some Who. And some Stargate. And Farscape (John Crichton, I missss youuuu)
5. halfamoon is up again this year.
6. Have the latest (and the one before? idek) AO3 stats meme, which I was bored and did the ff'net stats, too. At least I know my password there again.
A couple of things to keep in mind:
1. I joined FF'net in 1998. I joined AO3 in 2013. I only stopped posting at the former when the interface finally killed my lazy interest in updating. Also, some of my porn never made it there (some of it has made it to AO3)
2. I have over 500 fics on FF'net. I have 46 on AO3
1. Your 3 fanfics with the most comments:
AO3 (my comment bar is 6, so it's not particularly high):
- Vestiges of Memory - Doctor Who, Zoe Heriot/Isobel Watkins
- A Conversation Over Tea and Blood - Doctor Who, Vastra, Jenny, Clara
- The Drag of the Moment - Call the Midwife, Trixie fic.
FF'net (my comment bar is not low):
- Cauterized People - Stargate: SG-1 darkish Hurt/Comfort (lots of hurt) Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill fic.
- In Sickness And In Health - Stargate: SG-1, Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill fluff.
- Attached - Stargate: SG-1, Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill. Y'know. That time they got accidentally telepathically connected
(holy shit, SG-1 fandom still remains the BEST)
2. Your 3 fanfics with the most kudos/alerts:
AO3
- Sand Under Our Feet, Stars in Our Eyes - Star Wars prequels/original, Padme/Obi-Wan fic. I assume I am on someone's rec list somewhere with the upsurge in new fans due to the new movie.
- Tigermoth - MCU Maria Hill/Pepper Potts (good god, I had no idea this was so up in kudos)
- We Shouldn't Be Getting Visitors at This Time of Day - Librarians/Mummy crossover. Team Librarian meets Team O'Connell.
FF'net
- Lost in Space (A Cliche in 5 Parts) - Farscape/Stargate: SG-1, SG-1 arrives on Moya accidentally. Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill and Aeryn Sun/John Crichton. Lots of ridiculousness iirc.
- Attached - I blame this on the fact that it sorta... was supposed to have more, but then I lost the chat logs and Ryuu and I never managed to get back to it.
- Unexpected Blue Skies - BSG '03/Torchwood. Sam Anders falls through a wormhole, and TW Cardiff are on the case. Contains some Stargate people (AU versions).
3. Your oldest fanfic
AO3
- Tigermoth - it seems appropriate that the first thing I ever posted to AO3 was idtastic femslash porn.
Ff'net
- To Be Kind - Excalibur (X-Men) - Scicluna fic.
4. Your latest fanfic:
AO3
- We Shouldn't Be Getting Visitors at This Time of Day
FF'Net
- Future's Never Gonna Lay Down - BSG '03, Kara Thrace/Sam Anders future alt universe fluff.
5. The fanfic you're most proud of:
Ao3
See the answer to #6, or possibly Indescribable Fell Out Through a Hole Inside the Sun - Doctor Who, Amy/Lady Jennifer femslash with adventure.
FF'net
...I have no fucking clue, to be honest. There are so many good ones! Pretty much all of the Kitty/Pete stuff, the Kara/Sam stuff, Cauterized People, Coconut Island - er, those last two are Carter/O'Neill. The Silence Gets Us Nowhere. There. I picked. (Kitty/Pete, multiple AUs. God, I miss Shadowlands sometimes)
6. Your longest fanfic:
AO3
- Red Herring - MCU/St Trinian's/Primeval/Captain Britain & MI-13 - I am still hilariously fond of this universe, even though I haven't even managed to add in the Stargate bits.
FF'net
- The Paninaro of Angry Weasels Named Flibble - Buffy/Excalibur crossover. Giles met Pet Wisdom. This was a prequel to the never published SCW iirc.
7. Your 3 fanfics with the most bookmarks/favorites:
AO3 (bookmark bar is low at 11 as the highest and the next highest is 2)
- Sand Under Our Feet, Stars in Our Eyes - Star Wars; again. Huh. Maybe this explains the kudos count?
- Neither Or - X-Men, Kitty/Pete
- Tigermoth again.
FF'net
- Cauterized People
- Accidents Will Happen - Stargate: SG-1, Sam Carter and Jack O'Neill accidentally get married. As you do.
- The Little Red Engine That Could - Stargate: SG/Atlantis, FIREMANVERSE AU FTW. 4eva. Anyway, it's Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill as firemen, and I think there may be cameos by Sparky, but I don't remember anymore (uh, Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard).
8. Your Top 3 Crossover fics:
AO3 (I apparently only have three)
- Green Light District and Red Herring - MCU/St Trinian's/Primeval/Captain Britain & MI-13
- We Shouldn't Be Getting Visitors at This Time of Day obvsly.
FF'net (skience: decided based on reviews)
- Walking Cliche - Ghostbusters meet Stargate: SG-1. Peter Venkman flirts with Sam Carter.
- Lost in Space (A Cliche in 5 Parts)
- With Three You Get Jello Salad - Doctor Who/Eureka/Torchwood - ok, so it's set around Utopia, but whatever. I think Martha and Jo bond. I don't really remember anymore.
9. Your favourite characters to write in fanfic:
AO3
Hrm. Pete Wisdom, Kitty Pryde and Sophie Deveraux, apparently.
FF'net
There is NO WAY to tell. Possibly Sam Carter, Kara Thrace and Jack O'Neill?