Why did no one tell me today was the apocalypse?

[lyssie]

I totally wouldn't have gotten out of bed for work.

Someone recced that telepathic beagles person for stargateficrec.

Like, seriously. Next up? Telkena's Sam Jack rapes Jack Sam fic, because it shows his deep love for her. I'm sure.

Also, on another note entirely, I need fic prompts. My brain has died, and maybe prompting it will help.

Eta: man, I should never post when I'm that tirred.