*eyes femslash porn battle*

[lyssie]

I am not allowed to flame the stupid person wasting valuable loading-time with one-paragraph fics, I am not allowed to flame the stupid person wasting valuable loading-time with one-paragraph fics, I am not allowed to flame the stupid person wasting valuable loading-time with one-paragraph fics, I am not allowed to flame the stupid person wasting valuable loading-time with one-paragraph fics, I am not allowed to flame the stupid person wasting valuable loading-time with one-paragraph fics, I am not allowed to flame the stupid person wasting valuable loading-time with one-paragraph fics...

I am not allowed to flame the stupid person wasting valuable loading-time with god-damn frelling flonqing frakking AWFUL one-paragraph fics.