Fic: BSG/Lantis, Cut the Deck

[lyssie]

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 13+, language, sexual innuendo
Pairings: ... if I listed every possible pairing ever on Atlantis and BSG, it might cover it.
Length: 2,300+ (most of which was written at work, giving me the goofiest grin EVER).
Notes: Same universe as The One With the Wraith and Pony Show and Knock 'Em Down. As before, vague Atlantis

Comments

[aj]

*falls over dead*

Billy: "You want me to what?"
Mom: *serene smile*
Billy: "...you know, I never ever thought this would be part of my job. Ever."
Mom: "It might be something you want to leave off your future resumes."
Billy: *facepalm*

Also. CADMAN! *cuddles her* MOM!

*falls over dead fo the awesome again*

[lyssie]

I should have blamed you, too. ;)

Cadman was in my head, like, ALL AFTERNOON, going, "And put this in! Oh, and this! And ask Roslin about the vibrators, and--" until I wanted to throw things at her. ;)

*cackles* Thank you =)

[aj]

Isn't she tons of wacky, wacky fun? I have no idea why I've not written more Cadman fic... oh, wait, it's because she never shuts up and if I give her an inch, she'd steal the entirety of route 80.

But goddamn, she's funny.

Also? Kate = adorable omg.

(Also, I want to cuddle your Teyla and Liz. FOREVER.) AHAHAHAHAH, Nair. <3

[lyssie]

YOU SHOULD WRITE MORE.

She is funny, indeed.

Kate was the sneaky, wacky one who would be dead quiet and then say things like, "I stacked the deck with telekinesis." Until I was like, "...obviously, Cadman has been a BAD INFLUENCE on you." and Liz said Cadman is a bad influence on everyone, but Kate was already like that.

(This is good. Damn, you know Teyla and Liz only stoop to pranking once in a great while, but it totally happens, and the Men of Atlantis quake with fear.) He was bald for a week before it started growing back, and Ronon called him fuzzhead. At Teyla's suggestion.

[infinimato]

OMIGOD this is hysterical.

Cadman calling everyone "Bitch" and Tyrol built vibrators for people and Athena Nair'ed Sheppard!??!?!

THIS is the hen party of hen parties!

[lyssie]

Thank you, thank you. ;)

Ack! *goes to edit for clarification (this is what happens when I post as soon as it's done)* Technically, Liz Nair'ed Shep.;) Athena just lost the hand of poker.

Now, if only I could get this on my tv, I might die happy.

[lizardbeth_j]

lol. I would pay, like, REAL MONEY, to watch this!
The other one is fun, but this one is TOO funny.
With nice little touches like Sharon leaving the table when Roslin comes in. Hee!

[lyssie]

*laughs* As would I. Sigh.

Thank you =)

Well, they're not going to all love each other. And Roslin and Sharon have history that has never been dealt with--even if my slightly-fudged timeline kinda forgot that Rapture supposedly hasn't happened. But then, Roslin still doesn't like her, much.

[stexgirl2000]

I laughed until I cried. You need to let Cadman out more often. : )

[lyssie]

Mwahahahahah. I do.

Thank you =)

[havocthecat]

Lorne! Complaints about not getting enough sex! "Afternoon Tea" really being Ladies' Poker Night. Borrowing Helo! Cadman teasing Lizzie, and Lizzie making threats in return! Billy taking direction well! I have so much love for this fic.

[lyssie]

Thank you, thank you. *g*

I'm just happy, since it made my day at work far less boring with so much amusing imagery. =)