Survey SAYS...
Ewww... I smell like JP-8 (jet fuel).
I was gonna take one right after work... but then I read Byrd's post... and I couldn't be original or nothing... so I copied him.
001) What time did you start this?: 1718
002) Name?: Lysol
003) Date of birth?: may 22 1985
004) Sex?: Yes?... oh gender... oh... err.... male, I think... yeah...
005) Height?: 6'3"
006) Eye color: dark brown
007) Weight: 200
008) Location?: Kadena AB, Okinawa, Japan
009) Do you currently love anyone?: Yes
010) Do you have crush on someone?: Yes... I 'crush' easily... but only 1 true Crush
011) Do you have a bf/gf?: no
012) How long have you been together?: Yeah... that's a funny question.
013) What are you wearing right now?: cut-off bdu pants and a black t-shirt
014) Would you have sex before marriage?: unfortunately.
015) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: ahh hell no.
017) Do you smoke?: socially... or if I get really fucking stressed out.
018) Do you drink?: only 3 months til I'm legal here... then I don't have stuff like Article 15's and Court Marshals to worry about.
019) Are you Ghetto?: umm... no.
020) Are you a player?: I'm pretty good at Halo...
021) What are your favorite colors?: black
022) What is your favorite animal?: large cats.
023) Do you have any birthmarks?: I don't think I do...
024) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: nah... not really.
025) Who are your best friends?: From home: gotta name Byrd, that nazi Rommel, Mr. Phelps, the Italian, Adam, lil Mac, and I'd like to say the Coolest Girl Ever...
AF friends: Currie, Big Red, Jam-es, Jordan, Lewis, Big Size, The Donkey, Keith, Cyprus, Dill, Senft, Chico.
026) Have you ever beat someone up?: nah... not yet...
027) Have you ever been slapped?: oh yeah
028) Do you get online a lot?: All the damn time.
029) Are you shy or outgoing?: shy as hell
030) Do you shower?: At night before sleep... and sometimes right after work
031) Do you hate school?: ...
032) Do you have a social life?: no... not really.
033) How easily do you trust people?: I used to trust people... then I joined up.
034) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: no.
035) Do you have a secret people don't know? I have more secrets than I'd like to have.
036) Would you ever sky Dive? If I join the Army.
037) Do you like to dance? Hah... I have no coordination!
038) Have you ever been out of state?: uh... yeah, just a little...
039) Do you like to travel? Not after traveling over here.
040) Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
041) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Heh... too late for that.
042) Are you a brat?: Not anymore.
043) Have you ever been dumped?: Gotta get picked up first (or pick up... you know, cause I'm a guy and what not)
044) What's your favorite soda?: Coke.
045) Do you like Snapple?: Yeah, but it's not the best.
046) Do you drink a lot of water?: i try to
047) What toothpaste do you use?: crest cinnamon stuff.
048) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: I'm killing my Cell... cause it costs too much... and no one calls me.
049) Do you have a curfew?: What do I look like, a Jarhead?
050) Who do you look up to?: My Uncle Bob... he can do anything... he's got an awesome wife, and 3 awesome daughters (2 doctors, and looks like a 3rd soon). He just did everything right.
051) Are you a role model?: God I hope not.
052) What name brand do you wear the most?: USAF
053) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: umm... Jewelery isn't authorized... at least for guys.
054) What do you have pierced?: well, I did pierce my finger the other day... but it closed up pretty good so...
055) What do you want pierced?: nothing
056) Do you like taking pictures?: Nah.
057) Do you like getting your picture taken?: I don't develop well. Thbpt.
058) Do you have a tan?: No, I'm in a hanger for most of my daylight.
059) Do you get annoyed easily?: Yeah... I've been having problems with that lately.
060) Have you ever started a rumor?: no.
061) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: yeah... required to be recalled.
062) Do you have your own pool?: no
063) Do you have any siblings?: no. The AF answer, yes! About 300,000!... yeah fuckin right...
064) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
065) Have you ever been played?: heh... nah... that'd be a step up from where I am.
066) Have you ever played someone?: Yeah, this one time, I so got a Triple Kill in Halo2... does that count?
067) Do you get along with your parents?: yeah
068) How do you vent your anger?: very very slowly.
069) Have you ever run away?: yeah.
070) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
071) Do you even have a job?: No... this is a sentence.
072) Do you daydream a lot?: no time.
073) Do you have a lot of ex’s?: no.
074) Do you run your mouth?: hell no
075) What do you want a tattoo of?: a whole body spiky thing... like... I can't describe it. It'd look cool though.
076) What do you have a tattoo of?: my white pasty skin
077) What are your favorite flowers?: ummm... yeah... About THAT...
078) What does your bf/gf look like?: Stupid... Stupid... Question...
079) What does your most recent crush look like?: this is where poetry would help... Like, I couldn't figure out a descriptive word for her, so I reserved Beautiful... so to me, the only thing in my world that I consider Beautiful is the Coolest Girl Ever. I'm not going to embarrass myself, or degrade Her by trying to describe her. Cause I can't.
080) Have you ever been bitched out?: Haha... lately I don't even have to do anything wrong and I can get my ass chewed. I figured out that Ass Chewing ability goes up with Rank. Like a MSgt can REALLY dig in, whereas a Staff can't always.
081) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: Heh... Jam-es... last time that mother fucker was shining a jet light in my eyes. (Think Sun on a Stick)
082) Are you rude?: Oh... well... no... I guess not really
083) What was the last compliment you received?: From a girl? HAH, never. I get little 'Morale' boosters from the higher ups all the time... like "You're doing GREAT things out there Airman... whoever the fuck you are... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!"
084) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: Innie
085) Are you flexible?: Flexible like a stack of bricks.
086) What is your heritage?: American. I'm some other stuff, but I don't really know all of it... like, some Irish and some German and some Swiss I think.
087) What does your hair look like right now?: Do you know what High and Tight is?
088) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Yeah... ok... as soon as they make Cow a vegetable.
089) When was your last real heartbreak?: I don't remember.
090) Describe your looks?: Tall, awkward... I've been called creepy a lot too... I don't know why.
091) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: As black as it could be.
092) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yeah.
093) Would you ever date someone older than you?: most people are older than me... so...
094) When was the last time you were drunk?: Umm... legally... never...
095) When was the last time you went on a date?: never. Sad, I know.
096) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: I went through Basic, didn't I?
097) Do you have one now?: probably
098) How many rings until you answer the phone?: as many as it takes for me to pick up. pretty simple concept, huh?
099) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no.
100) Do you look more like your mother or father?: Depends who I'm standing next to.
101) Do you cry a lot?:
102) Do you ever cry to get your way?: Umm... do I look 5 to you?
103) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: left arm... need the right one.
104) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: Umm... or Fuck... I use them in about 50% of my speech now.
105) Are you the romantic type?: Nah... cause then I'd have a girlfriend.
106) Have you ever been chased by cops?: Heh, that's a sport here.
107) What do you like most about your body?: ....nothing
108) What do you like least about your body?: my entire torso and my shoulders
109) When was the last time you threw up?: last time I drank too much.
110) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: dirty blond
111) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: Like standard issue work boots... pretty common here.
112) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: no.
113) What about cleavage?: well... sometimes... (mother fucker at work stretches his shirts to show off his chest hair... nasty fucker)
114) Is your best friend a virgin?: I guess so... Byrd...
115) Have you ever fucked someone up?: probably next weekend...
116) Have you ever been fucked up?: probably next weekend...
117) What color are your underwear right now?: Pink!... or green.
118) What theme does your room have?: Poor airman living in a closet.
119) What size shoe do you wear?: 14
120) What jewelry are you wearing now?: does aircraft grease count?
121) What is your screen name on AIM?: SpazDSL/ReiGuyAF
122) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: what constitutes public?
123) How are you feeling right now?: Tired as fuck.
124) When was the last time you were at a party?: probably around New Year's.
125) Have you ever given a lap dance?: umm... no.
126) What do you sleep in?: my bed?
127) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: I don't think there's much to spread.
128) What is one of your bad qualities?: I'm can't talk to girls in person... at all. I'm too generous to people who don't earn or deserve generosity.
129) What is one of your good qualities?: I'm really generous?
130) Would you marry for money?: uhhhhh I don't think that someone would marry me
131) What do you drive?: 1989 Nissan Skyline R32 GTS-t WOOO!!!!
132) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: I'm still a mama's boy.
133) When was the last time you cried in school?: the last time I got kicked in the nuts.
134) Do you wear Chucks?: wtf are chucks?
135) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: Heh... seeing me in Playboy would put them out of business. Ahh... that would suck.
136) What time is it now?: 1821
-Lysol
I was gonna take one right after work... but then I read Byrd's post... and I couldn't be original or nothing... so I copied him.
001) What time did you start this?: 1718
002) Name?: Lysol
003) Date of birth?: may 22 1985
004) Sex?: Yes?... oh gender... oh... err.... male, I think... yeah...
005) Height?: 6'3"
006) Eye color: dark brown
007) Weight: 200
008) Location?: Kadena AB, Okinawa, Japan
009) Do you currently love anyone?: Yes
010) Do you have crush on someone?: Yes... I 'crush' easily... but only 1 true Crush
011) Do you have a bf/gf?: no
012) How long have you been together?: Yeah... that's a funny question.
013) What are you wearing right now?: cut-off bdu pants and a black t-shirt
014) Would you have sex before marriage?: unfortunately.
015) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: ahh hell no.
017) Do you smoke?: socially... or if I get really fucking stressed out.
018) Do you drink?: only 3 months til I'm legal here... then I don't have stuff like Article 15's and Court Marshals to worry about.
019) Are you Ghetto?: umm... no.
020) Are you a player?: I'm pretty good at Halo...
021) What are your favorite colors?: black
022) What is your favorite animal?: large cats.
023) Do you have any birthmarks?: I don't think I do...
024) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: nah... not really.
025) Who are your best friends?: From home: gotta name Byrd, that nazi Rommel, Mr. Phelps, the Italian, Adam, lil Mac, and I'd like to say the Coolest Girl Ever...
AF friends: Currie, Big Red, Jam-es, Jordan, Lewis, Big Size, The Donkey, Keith, Cyprus, Dill, Senft, Chico.
026) Have you ever beat someone up?: nah... not yet...
027) Have you ever been slapped?: oh yeah
028) Do you get online a lot?: All the damn time.
029) Are you shy or outgoing?: shy as hell
030) Do you shower?: At night before sleep... and sometimes right after work
031) Do you hate school?: ...
032) Do you have a social life?: no... not really.
033) How easily do you trust people?: I used to trust people... then I joined up.
034) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: no.
035) Do you have a secret people don't know? I have more secrets than I'd like to have.
036) Would you ever sky Dive? If I join the Army.
037) Do you like to dance? Hah... I have no coordination!
038) Have you ever been out of state?: uh... yeah, just a little...
039) Do you like to travel? Not after traveling over here.
040) Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
041) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Heh... too late for that.
042) Are you a brat?: Not anymore.
043) Have you ever been dumped?: Gotta get picked up first (or pick up... you know, cause I'm a guy and what not)
044) What's your favorite soda?: Coke.
045) Do you like Snapple?: Yeah, but it's not the best.
046) Do you drink a lot of water?: i try to
047) What toothpaste do you use?: crest cinnamon stuff.
048) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: I'm killing my Cell... cause it costs too much... and no one calls me.
049) Do you have a curfew?: What do I look like, a Jarhead?
050) Who do you look up to?: My Uncle Bob... he can do anything... he's got an awesome wife, and 3 awesome daughters (2 doctors, and looks like a 3rd soon). He just did everything right.
051) Are you a role model?: God I hope not.
052) What name brand do you wear the most?: USAF
053) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: umm... Jewelery isn't authorized... at least for guys.
054) What do you have pierced?: well, I did pierce my finger the other day... but it closed up pretty good so...
055) What do you want pierced?: nothing
056) Do you like taking pictures?: Nah.
057) Do you like getting your picture taken?: I don't develop well. Thbpt.
058) Do you have a tan?: No, I'm in a hanger for most of my daylight.
059) Do you get annoyed easily?: Yeah... I've been having problems with that lately.
060) Have you ever started a rumor?: no.
061) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: yeah... required to be recalled.
062) Do you have your own pool?: no
063) Do you have any siblings?: no. The AF answer, yes! About 300,000!... yeah fuckin right...
064) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
065) Have you ever been played?: heh... nah... that'd be a step up from where I am.
066) Have you ever played someone?: Yeah, this one time, I so got a Triple Kill in Halo2... does that count?
067) Do you get along with your parents?: yeah
068) How do you vent your anger?: very very slowly.
069) Have you ever run away?: yeah.
070) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
071) Do you even have a job?: No... this is a sentence.
072) Do you daydream a lot?: no time.
073) Do you have a lot of ex’s?: no.
074) Do you run your mouth?: hell no
075) What do you want a tattoo of?: a whole body spiky thing... like... I can't describe it. It'd look cool though.
076) What do you have a tattoo of?: my white pasty skin
077) What are your favorite flowers?: ummm... yeah... About THAT...
078) What does your bf/gf look like?: Stupid... Stupid... Question...
079) What does your most recent crush look like?: this is where poetry would help... Like, I couldn't figure out a descriptive word for her, so I reserved Beautiful... so to me, the only thing in my world that I consider Beautiful is the Coolest Girl Ever. I'm not going to embarrass myself, or degrade Her by trying to describe her. Cause I can't.
080) Have you ever been bitched out?: Haha... lately I don't even have to do anything wrong and I can get my ass chewed. I figured out that Ass Chewing ability goes up with Rank. Like a MSgt can REALLY dig in, whereas a Staff can't always.
081) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: Heh... Jam-es... last time that mother fucker was shining a jet light in my eyes. (Think Sun on a Stick)
082) Are you rude?: Oh... well... no... I guess not really
083) What was the last compliment you received?: From a girl? HAH, never. I get little 'Morale' boosters from the higher ups all the time... like "You're doing GREAT things out there Airman... whoever the fuck you are... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!"
084) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: Innie
085) Are you flexible?: Flexible like a stack of bricks.
086) What is your heritage?: American. I'm some other stuff, but I don't really know all of it... like, some Irish and some German and some Swiss I think.
087) What does your hair look like right now?: Do you know what High and Tight is?
088) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Yeah... ok... as soon as they make Cow a vegetable.
089) When was your last real heartbreak?: I don't remember.
090) Describe your looks?: Tall, awkward... I've been called creepy a lot too... I don't know why.
091) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: As black as it could be.
092) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yeah.
093) Would you ever date someone older than you?: most people are older than me... so...
094) When was the last time you were drunk?: Umm... legally... never...
095) When was the last time you went on a date?: never. Sad, I know.
096) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: I went through Basic, didn't I?
097) Do you have one now?: probably
098) How many rings until you answer the phone?: as many as it takes for me to pick up. pretty simple concept, huh?
099) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no.
100) Do you look more like your mother or father?: Depends who I'm standing next to.
101) Do you cry a lot?:
102) Do you ever cry to get your way?: Umm... do I look 5 to you?
103) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: left arm... need the right one.
104) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: Umm... or Fuck... I use them in about 50% of my speech now.
105) Are you the romantic type?: Nah... cause then I'd have a girlfriend.
106) Have you ever been chased by cops?: Heh, that's a sport here.
107) What do you like most about your body?: ....nothing
108) What do you like least about your body?: my entire torso and my shoulders
109) When was the last time you threw up?: last time I drank too much.
110) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: dirty blond
111) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: Like standard issue work boots... pretty common here.
112) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: no.
113) What about cleavage?: well... sometimes... (mother fucker at work stretches his shirts to show off his chest hair... nasty fucker)
114) Is your best friend a virgin?: I guess so... Byrd...
115) Have you ever fucked someone up?: probably next weekend...
116) Have you ever been fucked up?: probably next weekend...
117) What color are your underwear right now?: Pink!... or green.
118) What theme does your room have?: Poor airman living in a closet.
119) What size shoe do you wear?: 14
120) What jewelry are you wearing now?: does aircraft grease count?
121) What is your screen name on AIM?: SpazDSL/ReiGuyAF
122) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: what constitutes public?
123) How are you feeling right now?: Tired as fuck.
124) When was the last time you were at a party?: probably around New Year's.
125) Have you ever given a lap dance?: umm... no.
126) What do you sleep in?: my bed?
127) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: I don't think there's much to spread.
128) What is one of your bad qualities?: I'm can't talk to girls in person... at all. I'm too generous to people who don't earn or deserve generosity.
129) What is one of your good qualities?: I'm really generous?
130) Would you marry for money?: uhhhhh I don't think that someone would marry me
131) What do you drive?: 1989 Nissan Skyline R32 GTS-t WOOO!!!!
132) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: I'm still a mama's boy.
133) When was the last time you cried in school?: the last time I got kicked in the nuts.
134) Do you wear Chucks?: wtf are chucks?
135) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: Heh... seeing me in Playboy would put them out of business. Ahh... that would suck.
136) What time is it now?: 1821
-Lysol