Scary Foods
This afternoon I'm trying to get ahead on my Dollar Store Dining column. To be honest, it's never quite come out as funny as I'd hoped. That's probably because I usually phone it in an hour before they're due.
But not today! In an attempt to get a few weeks in the can, I have acquired an actual "steak" from the dollar store as well as sub-Treet generic "luncheon loaf." This meat was made for sculpting.
My prized possession is a can of what honest to god looks like POWER THIRST. It's like carbonated grenadine syrup with a ground aspirin chaser and FOUR HUNDRED BABIES.
Must write fast. The smell of the alleged meats is starting to scare me.
But not today! In an attempt to get a few weeks in the can, I have acquired an actual "steak" from the dollar store as well as sub-Treet generic "luncheon loaf." This meat was made for sculpting.
My prized possession is a can of what honest to god looks like POWER THIRST. It's like carbonated grenadine syrup with a ground aspirin chaser and FOUR HUNDRED BABIES.
Must write fast. The smell of the alleged meats is starting to scare me.