Can you still work in boob jiggling? Boob references? Cleavage? Perhaps trying to chuck limes into cleavage? Or into drinks FROM cleavage? Playing 'Quarters' with boobs?
How about 'how to get beer-drinkers to try fruity drinks' and then inserting a fruity drink with a long-stem glass into the cleavage for delivery?
Sadly, our best female talent only rocks a B Cup. Cleveagy games with her would be more a cruel taunt. Aw, look. The quarter bounced off her ribs again instead of nestling happily into a bosom.
If we could find a well stacked local actress with a sense of humor, I love the idea of her in a white shirt with a long stemmed glass tucked into her chest while someone mixes drinks by pouring them (mostly) into said glass. She'd have to stir with her finger then lick it off.
Alas, my male editor won't go for it. BE MORE CREATIVE, HE SAYS.
No boobies in something aimed at men? I fear, unless you use phallic substitutes like guns, bananas or sports cars, that this venture might fail before it falls out of the gate...
No EXPOSED boobies. We did come up with some ideas specifically targeted at gamers as well as one with a lesbian bartender and her college pals. Hopefully, I'll meet the rep again next week for a new pitch.
How about 'how to get beer-drinkers to try fruity drinks' and then inserting a fruity drink with a long-stem glass into the cleavage for delivery?
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But they won't let me show boobies. THE BASTARDS.
Sadly, our best female talent only rocks a B Cup. Cleveagy games with her would be more a cruel taunt. Aw, look. The quarter bounced off her ribs again instead of nestling happily into a bosom.
If we could find a well stacked local actress with a sense of humor, I love the idea of her in a white shirt with a long stemmed glass tucked into her chest while someone mixes drinks by pouring them (mostly) into said glass. She'd have to stir with her finger then lick it off.
Alas, my male editor won't go for it. BE MORE CREATIVE, HE SAYS.
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Turn down?! More like a turn-on!
Er, wait. Where's my Morph icons.. >_
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