Now and then.
1. Have you ever actually sat down and thought about why you like the person you like?
Like?
2. When people say, "Honestly, I don't think I've ever talked shit about anyone", do you think it's possible?
It's not talking shit if it's true. And no, it's not possible.
3. Is there someone you'd really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?
Martha Stewart. We could sip coco, braid each others hair and gab about Vera Wang's new spring line. DON"T BE DUMB!
4. Is there something that has happened in your past that you really hate talking about?
Not really, no.
5. Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
If no one says anything to me it's not worth thinking about.
6. Do you think you're funny?
I'm a gas! Nerve gas.
7. Do you regret doing anything this week?
Forgetting to bring papa his whiskey.
8. Name something you wouldn’t want to buy used:
Underwear.
9. When did you last cry?
Two nights ago. I had some horrible caffine induced nightmares.
10. How late did you stay up last night?
I have not been to bed yet. You know how I roll.
11. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant
it?
Love?
12.What do you think of the most when you are alone?
Buying new shoes.
13. Suppose you see your crush kissing another person, what would you do?
My crush? When did we go back to high school?
14. Would you ever become a vegetarian or even vegan?
No. Humans are supposed to eat meat ya tofu sucking weirdos!
15. Do you like your school?
School?
16. Are you a flirt?
Are you one of those lady golfers?
17. Have you ever held hands?
Um yeah.
18. When was the last time that you went swimming, where, and what color was your swim suit?
Last summer, in a medical waste dumpster, magenta.
19. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not so much since the suicide hot-line asked me to please stop calling. And it was a text message!
20. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
The big and tall store. For some reason stores just don't carry a 34 legnth.
21. Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yeah. Good riddance.
22. Have you ever gotten mad because somebody said they'd call you and they didn't?
God damn suicide hot-line.......
23. Have you ever met a real life prostitute?
I've met a real death one.
24. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Go to hell.
25. Can you do push-ups?
Of course.
26. What is the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Dealee-dealer.
27. What is wrong with you right now?
That Totino's pizza is backing up on me.
28. Who do you hate?
Paris Hilton! Although, that Kim Kardashian seems to be taking away oxygen from much more deserving people.
30. Are you happy right now?
Gotta pay bills today so, no.
31. What are you listening to?
Some stupid romantic comedy on TV.
32. Drinking?
Is best done socially. And naked.
33. What is your favorite thing to have on your bed?
My black leather alter-boy costume.
34. Last time you went in a tanning bed?
Never.
35. What do you wear to bed?
Skin tight thunder cats jammies.
36. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Just other peoples. Tee hee!
37. What are you doing/did today?
Well,.....this survey and worked last night.
38. What was the last movie you went to?
American Gangster.
39. Have you ever been nominated for something?
That FBI interesting people award.
40. Do you live near your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
No thank god.
42. Do you remember your dreams?
only the wet ones (not my answer but true for me)
43. Do you read?
Yes I do.
44. Who's house did you go to today?
Mr. Rodgers.
45. What magazines do you subscribe to?
None at the moment.
46. Do you like anyone right now?
All the wrong ones.
48. Do you say dawg?
White people should not say that.
49. What are you excited about?
I get to sleep soon.
50. Who was last to cook for you?
Mr. Rodgers made me breakfast.
51. What is on your mind right now?
What if the rubber broke?
52. Who was the last person to make you cry?
I don't know.
54. Do you care what others think about you?
Only when it would be in my best interest to.
55. Do you own the game Monopoly?
Nope.
56. Do you trust people easily?
I trust people only as far as I can throw them.
57. What do you think of the person who last posted this?
She's cool.
58. Will you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?
Certain people would have a problem with that.
59. Who was the last person who called you?
Why the hell do you care?
60. Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
I plan on a lot of things.
Like?
2. When people say, "Honestly, I don't think I've ever talked shit about anyone", do you think it's possible?
It's not talking shit if it's true. And no, it's not possible.
3. Is there someone you'd really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?
Martha Stewart. We could sip coco, braid each others hair and gab about Vera Wang's new spring line. DON"T BE DUMB!
4. Is there something that has happened in your past that you really hate talking about?
Not really, no.
5. Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
If no one says anything to me it's not worth thinking about.
6. Do you think you're funny?
I'm a gas! Nerve gas.
7. Do you regret doing anything this week?
Forgetting to bring papa his whiskey.
8. Name something you wouldn’t want to buy used:
Underwear.
9. When did you last cry?
Two nights ago. I had some horrible caffine induced nightmares.
10. How late did you stay up last night?
I have not been to bed yet. You know how I roll.
11. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant
it?
Love?
12.What do you think of the most when you are alone?
Buying new shoes.
13. Suppose you see your crush kissing another person, what would you do?
My crush? When did we go back to high school?
14. Would you ever become a vegetarian or even vegan?
No. Humans are supposed to eat meat ya tofu sucking weirdos!
15. Do you like your school?
School?
16. Are you a flirt?
Are you one of those lady golfers?
17. Have you ever held hands?
Um yeah.
18. When was the last time that you went swimming, where, and what color was your swim suit?
Last summer, in a medical waste dumpster, magenta.
19. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not so much since the suicide hot-line asked me to please stop calling. And it was a text message!
20. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
The big and tall store. For some reason stores just don't carry a 34 legnth.
21. Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yeah. Good riddance.
22. Have you ever gotten mad because somebody said they'd call you and they didn't?
God damn suicide hot-line.......
23. Have you ever met a real life prostitute?
I've met a real death one.
24. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Go to hell.
25. Can you do push-ups?
Of course.
26. What is the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Dealee-dealer.
27. What is wrong with you right now?
That Totino's pizza is backing up on me.
28. Who do you hate?
Paris Hilton! Although, that Kim Kardashian seems to be taking away oxygen from much more deserving people.
30. Are you happy right now?
Gotta pay bills today so, no.
31. What are you listening to?
Some stupid romantic comedy on TV.
32. Drinking?
Is best done socially. And naked.
33. What is your favorite thing to have on your bed?
My black leather alter-boy costume.
34. Last time you went in a tanning bed?
Never.
35. What do you wear to bed?
Skin tight thunder cats jammies.
36. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Just other peoples. Tee hee!
37. What are you doing/did today?
Well,.....this survey and worked last night.
38. What was the last movie you went to?
American Gangster.
39. Have you ever been nominated for something?
That FBI interesting people award.
40. Do you live near your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
No thank god.
42. Do you remember your dreams?
only the wet ones (not my answer but true for me)
43. Do you read?
Yes I do.
44. Who's house did you go to today?
Mr. Rodgers.
45. What magazines do you subscribe to?
None at the moment.
46. Do you like anyone right now?
All the wrong ones.
48. Do you say dawg?
White people should not say that.
49. What are you excited about?
I get to sleep soon.
50. Who was last to cook for you?
Mr. Rodgers made me breakfast.
51. What is on your mind right now?
What if the rubber broke?
52. Who was the last person to make you cry?
I don't know.
54. Do you care what others think about you?
Only when it would be in my best interest to.
55. Do you own the game Monopoly?
Nope.
56. Do you trust people easily?
I trust people only as far as I can throw them.
57. What do you think of the person who last posted this?
She's cool.
58. Will you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?
Certain people would have a problem with that.
59. Who was the last person who called you?
Why the hell do you care?
60. Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
I plan on a lot of things.