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[lysanderpuck]

cool meme to distract myself



If I were a month, I’d be July.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 2:43 am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a starfish.

If I were a direction, I’d be right.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a hammock.
If I were a liquid, I’d be orange juice.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal.
If I were a tree, I’d be a cherry blossom tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a guido a remote control.
If I were a flower, I’d be a cherry blossom. Or a tiger lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunshine.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be orange.

If I were an emotion, I’d be anxiety.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be squeaks.
If I were an element, I’d be periodically: Silver (Ag).
If I were a car, I’d be a MINI.
If I were a food, I’d be Italian.
If I were a place, I’d be a marketplace. Or plaza.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton. Or suede.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.