"Shhh! The adults are talking."

Jun 03, 2012 16:00

Err, it's only been two months since my last entry. Go me! I blame tumblr and my thesis and Emily leaving Criminal Minds and life. Also Swan Queen, that ship has completely taken over my fangirl life, dammit. The summer 2012 project? A Swan Queen ship manifesto. Oh, yes.

Anyway, as I said many, many moons ago, I do want to finish recapping Season 7 of Criminal Minds, because a) I'm a perfectionist, and b) Emily motherfucking Prentiss. Slowly does it~


So, the episode revolves around Morgan's cousin who disappeared several years previously, and who was actually introduced already back in Season 6. The episode/case itself is actually rather good, but it is ridiculously unrealistic that, first of all, the cousin would be found alive, and secondly, that the case would be solved. That aside, however, we have in our hands a rather enjoyable episode.

Anyway, we get too much Morgan drama again which, surprisingly, I'm not going to recap. What does need to be mentioned is that Emily just can't help looking absolutely gorgeous.







Hello there, boobies! Yeah, most of all I'm going to miss this gorgeousness on my screen every week. Yes, I happily admit to being extremely shallow.

Aaaand JJ isn't far behind in the hotness department.







Hnnnh! JJ, because of your gorgeousness, I will probably still keep watching next season. As in, fastforward through every scene that doesn't have your perfect face in it.

Anyway.

The episode has one brilliant scene, and although it's all fake, because they want to intimidate their suspect, it's still a fabulous one.










JJ: ...So, then I get home and, of course, he's still up past his bedtime.
Emily: Ugh, reminds me why I'm not married.
JJ: Oh well, neither am I, technically.
Emily: Oh right, yeah. That's true. Do you guys ever...?
JJ: Pfft, I really don't need a man to tell me what to do.
Suspect: Excuse me?
JJ: Shh! The adults are talking. When it's your turn to speak, I'll give you permission.

I WILL MISS THESE TWO TOGETHER SO MUCH OMG. Also, Emily, even when you're bating a suspect, your lines make us go, "Gaaaaaaaaay!"

While the ending of the episode is just corny and simply unrealistic, we do finish the episode with Emily and JJ in kevlar. With guns. Being almost illegally hot.







Emily holstering her gun in the last cap? OH, SWEET JESUS, MY OVARIES.

Seriously, how am I going to survive from now on without any Emily gun!porn on my screen? What will I do with my life from now on? *sob*

One down, two to go!

So, apart from being completely obsessed with Lana Parrilla (seriously, the things I watch for that woman) and Swan Queen at the moment, the summer's surprise ship is totally Charlize Theron (who's a total freak & a spazz and I love it) and Kristen Stewart. The press tour for Snow White and the Huntsman is THE GAYEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

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Yeah, I don't even know. Except that I SHIP IT.

ship: swan queen, ship: charlize theron/kristen stewart, tv: criminal minds, picspam: criminal minds

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