Okay get this.
Last night this guy comes running into our store asking if Western Unions are still open. So he walks over to the service desk and does his Western Union. Eventually he walks up to my register and asks if I can break a ten for him, because he needs change for the pay phone. I do that then he walks off with a beer. I tell him he needs to pay for that which he responds, "I'm going to jail anyways." and walks out. I normally don't care, and now isn't an exception, but I could loose my job over that so I tell my boss, and they run out after him. He is using the payphone and I go back in to ring up the rest of the customers, a minute later he comes back in with an attitude and acting like that was my fault and buys the beer. He comes back in about 5 minutes later and buys another beer and half appologizes, half tries to be threatening, but frankly I'm about the beat the shit out of him. He goes back outside and then the police show up. Then my boss goes, "I guess he wasn't lying." Apparently he was wanted in Florida for murder and he was turning himself in. He told my boss about it while doing the Western Union. So yeah... Interesting night. And the doors at the front of the store were going haywire for about an hour.