Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work

[lyricwall]

 "what i'm saying is that
men and women can't be friends
because
the sex part
always gets in the way".
i'm not saying
we were
ever going to sleep together
that we
ever
even talked about that stuff
we talked about
the rain
and ducks
and scary movies.
he made me read
scary, somewhat pointless
horror novels and
taught me
a thing or two about
swearing like a sailor
lately
my phone hasn't been
ringing
to laugh about 
family guy
or
people who can't
drive minivans without looking like
assholes
i've gotten no
texts
to say 
"stop smiling.
i know you are.
just cause it's sunny
and birds are chirping
and it's warm out
and you're alive
doesn't mean you should
smile.  why can't you
be miserable
like the rest of us.  dork."
he stopped calling
because
he's seeing the girlfriend
again.
which means i won't
hear from him
for a long time.
and while i understand
the girlfriends rules.
about talking to girls who
aren't her
because i am a girlfriend myself
i know the suspicion 
the wonder
and dare i admit to it
the jealousy even
we are human.
thats how we do.
but i will miss
talking about 
rain
and ducks
and scary movies.

<3,
  me